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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

so when is the CSPAM'er in the FBI going to post the piss tape already?

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/862785371863748608

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/862794482856722432

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Fluoride Jones posted:

Has Rudy killed more NYPD/FDNY than OBL yet?

rudy did 9/11 :911:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

watching the interview

i want to punch some more stuff

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/wordsmatter01/status/862791918941601796

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

slouch posted:

No I didn't tell Ukraine about the plans for a peace deal. Why do you ask?

Russia annexes Ukraine, peace achieved. Deals so fine you could call them art.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

FAUXTON posted:

Yeah it means "I'm king" because Charlie was basically Eric Trump dialed up to 11. His royal monogram was composed of a biohazard symbol with a crown on top, and he was more staggeringly inbred than the offspring of siblings. Basically the Boston Terrier of kings.

Sounds like a chill inbred dude. Still probably better than El Trumpo.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:five: for everyone

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


It's cool that it's basically an open secret that the President is a traitorous mole

Everyone knows it but no one will admit it, no one will confirm it

It'll take years to resolve this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

this was planned from the beginning

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

I want Kamala Harris to swear so hard that the swear word goes right into Jeffersun Booergard Shessshuns's mouth and it reverbrates inside him and causes him to explode

That's no way to treat a general!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

I work in public radio. Of course I'm a Republican.

Its all coming together now

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I don't know how AP / SAT essays work anymore but is it still read by volunteer / badly paid teachers around the country?

Wondering how the more TRUMP! ones will grade them

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's cool that it's basically an open secret that the President is a traitorous mole

Everyone knows it but no one will admit it, no one will confirm it

It'll take years to resolve this

Well the crazier dem reps are starting to

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mayor Dave posted:

I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
*trump steals the football and runs to russia* actually this is very good and within the president's power

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

logikv9 posted:

*trump steals the football and runs to russia* actually this is very good and within the president's power
on that day, he became truly presidential

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

*trump steals the football and runs to russia* actually this is very good and within the president's power

at least russia aint gonna bomb us :byodood:

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

logikv9 posted:

*trump steals the football and runs to russia* actually this is very good and within the president's power

End the threat of nuclear war by giving your best friends access to your nukes. Bing bong, simple

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

I work in public radio. Of course I'm a Republican.

can i get a big free corporate handout by getting my old av back

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
*man with deerstalker hat and giant novelty magnifying glass looks up*

there's nothing in the constitution that the president cant be a russian plant

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
there are three certainties in 2017

1. republicans will deny or ignore everything up to outright treason as long as those tax cuts are passed
2. a ton of trump voters will vote for trump again in 2020 regardless of anything
3. we will die

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Hannity applauds trumps diplomacy to Russia, Saying you never saw Obama reach out to this important ally in the region

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
*foot tapping on ground*

when we gonna get some juicy interview footage?

*sniffs*

gonna need another hit soon

*scratches arm agressively*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
*russian nukes are in the air towards america and trump refuses to launch any back* this will change the very fabric of the nation, but i will support him -john mccain

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Fluoride Jones posted:

Has Rudy killed more NYPD/FDNY than OBL yet?

I've noticed that every time I've even seen Osama mentioned in the last 6 or so months, it's immediately been followed with my brain instantly thinking "you know Osama won right? he totally won"

I think I'm broken

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




paranoid randroid posted:

okay you hit the pavement and wake up back in the room with the two job offers sitting on the table in front of you

maybe you shouldnt have sold your soul for that nintendo switch, chummer

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

I've noticed that every time I've even seen Osama mentioned in the last 6 or so months, it's immediately been followed with my brain instantly thinking "you know Osama won right? he totally won"

I think I'm broken
that's not exactly a wrong statement though

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chris James 2 posted:

I've noticed that every time I've even seen Osama mentioned in the last 6 or so months, it's immediately been followed with my brain instantly thinking "you know Osama won right? he totally won"

I think americas broken
ftfy :smith:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wow, I got the context of the liberalism.txt twitter account wrong thanks to the speed of this thread and got roasted in front of 10 followers lmao

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's cool that it's basically an open secret that the President is a traitorous mole

Everyone knows it but no one will admit it, no one will confirm it

It'll take years to resolve this

DC is a festering mound of poo poo and needs to be purged by a socialist revolution at this point

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

logikv9 posted:

there are three certainties in 2017

1. republicans will deny or ignore everything up to outright treason as long as those tax cuts are passed

lol they ignored the rove thing years ago, trump could probably let Alaska get annexed and they wouldn't care

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
famous last words

https://twitter.com/ap/status/862800247369740290

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Wow, I got the context of the liberalism.txt twitter account wrong thanks to the speed of this thread and got roasted in front of 10 followers lmao

:owned:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

showtime

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/862797169530732549

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

breaking? lol aint that old news

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Rudy also refused to relocate the emergency response offices out of the WTC (seeing as how the wtc had already experienced a bombing) to its current location in Brooklyn because he didn't want to cross the bridge to gently caress his mistress there

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