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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sauber is the only team Honda deserves

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Highly annoyed to see my bank sponsoring a GP2 car.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

Sauber is the only team Honda deserves

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I want a pocket sandwich, whatever the gently caress that is.



e: lmao of course the whores at Sauber are hawking that poo poo https://www.sauberf1team.com/partners/malbuner-pocket-sandwich

e2: holy poo poo this rabbit hole, now I want a power slice

Theophany fucked around with this message at 15:17 on May 12, 2017

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Holy hell give me some of that power slice

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Monisha Kaltenborn posted:

The partnership connects two traditional family businesses which have common principles and values. These include experience in their fields over a long period of time, enthusiasm for whatever they do, exceptional ambition and the consequent development. Moreover, both have come from similar backgrounds, have to face similar challenges and their high ambitions are to be innovators.

idk that power slice looks like a pretty good metaphor for Sauber. Looks enticing in the press release but once you try it you realise you've made a terrible mistake.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Power Slice: The Sauber of Sandwiches.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

Holy hell give me some of that power slice

I'd try it.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That livery is a mess though.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

Holy hell give me some of that power slice

Looks like a slab of salami between some kinda cake bread.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

Looks like a slab of salami between some kinda cake bread.

I'm fine with this.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Norns posted:

Looks like a slab of salami between some kinda cake bread.

You had me at 'slab of salami' :allears:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Norns posted:

Looks like a slab of salami between some kinda cake bread.

They also appear to be providing solutions to those who desire deli meat in spreadable form and not the good kind like nduja. True innovators.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I'm curious how this is even a thing in Germany where good liverwurst and deli meats are commonplace.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

I'm curious how this is even a thing in Germany where good liverwurst and deli meats are commonplace.

I'll tell you exactly why: :effort:

(it's the same thing as to why people go out. "I don't wanna make lunch/dinner/whatever...")

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

I'm curious how this is even a thing in Germany where good liverwurst and deli meats are commonplace.

It's Swiss, hence why they're as garbage as Sauber. Ron levels of synergy.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Why is the press conference only three people, this is hot garbage.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Not even the angry chain-smoking Italian. Smh.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Doxxing the Worst Thread:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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The eyes look as cold and defeated as the real thing.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Just lol if you didn't go for the full back Nando tattoo.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

NtotheTC posted:

Doxxing the Worst Thread:



This but on my butt cheek

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidporsche posted:

Holy hell give me some of that power slice

You mean, Phwoar Slice

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:

It's Swiss, hence why they're as garbage as Sauber. Ron levels of synergy.

New thread title request please. F1 2017: Ron Levels of Synergy

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Alonso left before FP1 was even over lmao

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Alonso left before FP1 was even over lmao



Truly the Best Driver.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I want to see him purposefully grind the car along a wall at about 30 mph so they can't fix it in Q1, then go straight to the airport to barely make his flight back to the states. not even pretend to be interested in racing.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I honestly wonder if he is successful enough in Indy this year that he'll commit full time to it. Not likely, but still, it's a Honda that won't poo poo itself on you if you even look at it.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
did stoffel's car also die? Or did McLaren manage to keep 1 car from pissing itself?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Stoffel is trying to keep the car alive by not pushing it.

Nando doesn't give a gently caress, pushes, and kills it.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Alonso is more likely to go back to Renault or Ferrari than go to Indy full time

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Tsaedje posted:

Alonso is more likely to go back to Renault or Ferrari than go to Indy full time

Just lol if you think Are Nando would ever stoop as low to run a full season in Indy.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

GramCracker posted:

Just lol if you think Are Nando would ever stoop as low to run a full season in Indy.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


GramCracker posted:

Just lol if you think Are Nando would ever stoop as low to run another full season at Ferrari

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Halo14 posted:

Yeah huge drift from Lewis, wow.
.
Lance Stroll

"It's just too easy to make mistakes!"

F1 2017 Driver Selection: It's just too easy to make mistakes!

Theophany posted:

It's Swiss, hence why they're as garbage as Sauber. Ron levels of synergy.

The Swiss are good at watches, banking, and fancy hospitals. They are McLaren-Honda equivalent at food.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
From today's results it looks like the Mercedes aero trickery seemed to work. Vettel said he wasn't happy today but that it was "him and not the car" sooooooo...I dunno. We'll see I guess.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Still think it's suspension poo poo under that new areo...

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I was sort of hoping Ferrari would be outdeveloped a little less quickly than this to keep the season interesting

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

Still think it's suspension poo poo under that new areo...

Agreed, Red Bull got absolutely hosed by it and I have to assume Mercedes would've been just as dominant as it had been if they were allowed to run it. The ridiculous loving aero is just to detract from something going on under that area of the nose. It was completely exposed on the old style.

F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 20:13 on May 12, 2017

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tried to find an image with the nose off to see if there was any sort of hookups but the only one I saw had all the fluid reservoirs off and make it look like there is some sort of sealed section leading from that new aero. :tinfoil:


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