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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

*recognizes section 8 housing folks as people who are struggling to keep their heads above water.
*wishes they would just drown.
*thinks she is not a bad person.
*is actually ed balls.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FactsAreUseless posted:

This was your first mistake.

death is certain

namaste

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Serf posted:

why would they put the "with few exceptions" line in there? like just lie to us. we're not gonna believe it anyways. when you put poo poo like that in there you're just trying to cover your rear end in the future bc you know poo poo ain't right

because the "few exceptions" included over $100M of income.

Also technically loans aren't income and that's 100% the semantics defense they'll try once more info comes out.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


Her assets should be socialized and she should be tossed into a labor camp. That sounds bad haha

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
I'm the few exceptions

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

The Glumslinger posted:

Wait what? I checked out of the SC poo poo ages ago. Are there actually strong rumors or is it just more Derek Smart 2 week type poo poo?

It's always more Smart 2 weeks poo poo.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

omg you made it the right color :3:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

the FBI raided a republican campaign office yesterday and the acting director said there is a significant investigation

Increasingly nervous man

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Shageletic posted:

Not related to Trump so far.

SCG's offices share space with BKSH Law Firm, whose former members include Paul Manafort and Roger Stone.

http://www.ibtimes.com/dennis-whitfield-senior-advisor-fbi-raided-strategic-campaign-group-linked-paul-2537898

mdemone fucked around with this message at 15:51 on May 12, 2017

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Shageletic posted:

So what's up with the Japanese and maids

Maids are easily coerced into sexual favors by their employers.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

2DCAT posted:

I'm the few exceptions

arent we all ???

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Apparently I missed Trump! threatening Comey against leaks, I would be dying but I'm already dead

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

GameCube posted:

what the gently caress does "laughing up their sleeves" mean

That the person uttering it is a time traveler.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
hey baloney change the thread title on the next page
were on day 113

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GameCube posted:

what the gently caress does "laughing up their sleeves" mean

When you're laughing at somebody, but put your hand/wrist/arm up to your mouth to conceal it.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

Apparently I missed Trump! threatening Comey against leaks, I would be dying but I'm already dead

who cares if you a zombie :justpost:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
so tweet storm this morning, what do you think will happen today to break our brains?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

prefect posted:

When you're laughing at somebody, but put your hand/wrist/arm up to your mouth to conceal it.

lol just laugh at em when they/you leave :smugdog:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Apparently I missed Trump! threatening Comey against leaks, I would be dying but I'm already dead

:drac:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

prefect posted:

When you're laughing at somebody, but put your hand/wrist/arm up to your mouth to conceal it.

when im laughing at somebody i point at their face with both hands and also at least one foot

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The only downside to living in the best time zone and finally unfucking my sleep cycle is not being awake when trump starts watching TV and tweeting

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

cyka blyat

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

so tweet storm this morning, what do you think will happen today to break our brains?
more quackery

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jose posted:

hospitals here in teh UK have been hit with a ransomware attack

ransomwave sounds like it would be ok music

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
pelvic thrusts in time to the guffaws

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mayor Dave posted:

The only downside to living in the best time zone and finally unfucking my sleep cycle is not being awake when trump starts watching TV and tweeting

dave thats like, before midnight for yall

you fukken old dude

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

you're about to see the first time in american history that the president and possibly most of his party is recognized as a rogue entity by the federal government outside of congress, i'm not sure competence is even in discussion

john tyler was in this situation actually, it's not COMPLETELY unheard of but it's still mega lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hey baloney change the thread title on the next page
were on day 113

lol im hungry im not doing anything till i get breakfast

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
god drat the video of that idiot on Frontline just pisses me off even more now that I know what she looks like. I had a strong feeling she was a skinny good looking blonde that had a really nice house but knowing I was right is even worse and gently caress everything, yes I Realize you don't supersize anything anymore but loving supersize it please

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
Are we supposed.to have Sanders time today? Because I hope we have Sanders time today.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Her assets should be socialized and she should be tossed into a labor camp. That sounds bad haha

toss her into the meatgrinders at the bologna plant to feed the homeless. IMO

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

*wakes up*

*gets coffee*

*checks twitter*


:stare:

*cackles*

*blender roars*

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

ransomwave sounds like it would be ok music

mormonpartyboat posted:

pelvic thrusts in time to the guffaws

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

discoukulele posted:

Are we supposed.to have Sanders time today? Because I hope we have Sanders time today.

seans back bby!!!!!!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

MariusLecter posted:

toss her into the meatgrinders at the bologna plant to feed the homeless. IMO

we're churning out shitposts here at the baloogan plant

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

how is the adorable future socialist mistress of man doing?
you feedin' her? can't leave it all up to the wife now, ya hear?

We're breastfeeding but we have 1 hour sessions followed by 2 hour naps. I do all the diapering, cleaning, and bottle-feeding of pumped excess, my wife feeds for 40m and pumps for 15. It's a good system and not to exhausting. She's 1 week at 3:38 CDT!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

My whole problem with TV News was watching CBS This Morning this morning and they break their stupid boring chatter/hazing of Charlie Rose to announce that the President just tweeted he wanted to end press conferences, sighed, then immediately veered into some sort of on air commercial for another stupid loving 48 hours special about a rich guy murdering his wife.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

discoukulele posted:

Are we supposed.to have Sanders time today? Because I hope we have Sanders time today.

Bernie is busy banging maids in his three houses

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

seans back bby!!!!!!!
it will have been worth it if he spends the entire time saying that he was not hiding in the bushes

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