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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
So many mullets and metal in this ep it's a crime Jack Chick isn't in it.

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

change my name posted:

New episode is out, and I'm the document submitter for this one:
https://thefpl.us/episode/249

Fun fact: this spun out of a real life superhero doc I was trying to put together, and I found this site when I googled "superhero fetish".

This is so good, the loving poly mullet couple is going to kill me

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Kumquatxop is especially Kumquatxoppy in this episode.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

YAM!!!!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

That Old Tree posted:

SexInfo101! This new Lou Reads goes from intro to hyperfetish in 0 seconds.
That first reading is such a perfect Lou Reads blend of shock and sadness.

"I don't poop 'right' anymore..."

"I loe my boyfriend and don't want to lose him."

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I love to suck guys

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I Before E posted:

I love to suck guys

How do you feel about the 2012 apocalypse?

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Andrast posted:

How do you feel about the 2012 apocalypse?

"Oops!"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

I Before E posted:

I love to suck guys
I WANT to SEE peepee

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Sham bam bamina! posted:

I WANT to SEE peepee

DOOP DE DOOP SHOW ME YOUR POOP

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

UWU!!!!

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
FREEEEEE! PETTING! ZOOOOOOO!

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That first reading is such a perfect Lou Reads blend of shock and sadness.

"I don't poop 'right' anymore..."

"I loe my boyfriend and don't want to lose him."

Lou Reads is often such a different beast than F Plus. I had to stop a few minutes into this one, it wasn't funny at all, it was just someone asking for advice about their horrible abusive relationship. :(

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
It was an obvious joke but "I like scat! No not that kind!" for JazzPassions almost made me drive off the road from laughing.

Also the muggle dating site at the end made me remember that when Ashley Madison got hacked one of the domains they owned was called Dungeons and Drag Queens, which is amazing.



Rotten Red Rod posted:

Lou Reads is often such a different beast than F Plus. I had to stop a few minutes into this one, it wasn't funny at all, it was just someone asking for advice about their horrible abusive relationship. :(

I'm just telling myself that the original post was part of their BDSM fantasy and that the woman isn't actually having her hole destroyed against her will by her boyfriend. It's better that way.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Guy Mann posted:

I'm just telling myself that the original post was part of their BDSM fantasy and that the woman isn't actually having her hole destroyed against her will by her boyfriend. It's better that way.

I've known someone that would absolutely let that happen, ignore the pleas of her friends to dump him, and then fall right into another relationship just as horrible with super obvious red flags. Sigh.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
It's me, I'm the guy who's worried the world is running out of rednecks.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

X-Ray Pecs posted:

It's me, I'm the guy who's worried the world is running out of rednecks.

They keep getting tetanus from the dumpsters they jump into to own libs

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Lou Reads is often such a different beast than F Plus. I had to stop a few minutes into this one, it wasn't funny at all, it was just someone asking for advice about their horrible abusive relationship. :(

The FPlus will make you laugh. Lou Reads will make you strong.

The Sin of Onan
Oct 11, 2012

And below,
watched by eyes of steel
we dreamt

Lumbermouth posted:

DOOP DE DOOP SHOW ME YOUR POOP

Which episode is that from again? I remember liking the episode, but I can't remember which one it was.

Getting ready to walk back from work. I have the adult babies episode queued up, which I have never listened to before. Pray for me, goons.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

The Sin of Onan posted:

Which episode is that from again? I remember liking the episode, but I can't remember which one it was.

Getting ready to walk back from work. I have the adult babies episode queued up, which I have never listened to before. Pray for me, goons.

it's the R/dirtypenpals one, episode 180.

https://thefpl.us/episode/180

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Youth Decay posted:

Kumquatxop is especially Kumquatxoppy in this episode.

I nearly fell over dead listening to the sneezing fetish episode yesterday

that and the dang foot fetish episode too, but pretty much anyone can say "innocent sock show" and I'll bust out

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Toe cleavage.

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

CHEESECAKE ARMPIT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
TITANIUM TEETH

do it on my face
Feb 6, 2005
°
ASSKIDIFIGL

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
YES HELLO

sout
Apr 24, 2014


Kumquatxop

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

HONEY B FINE

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Digirat posted:

HONEY B FINE

I WISH GIA AND CLAIRE WOULD BECOME TANNER
HONEY B FINE

I think it's gonna be my favorite Kumquatxopism for a good long time because it's benign but fuckin' weeeeeeeird.

"WHO WANTS TO LICK A RED PANDA'S BUTTHOLE? UWUUUUUU" is pretty good though.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

RyokoTK posted:

"WHO WANTS TO LICK A RED PANDA'S BUTTHOLE? UWUUUUUU" is pretty good though.

What episode is this one from?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

sout posted:


Kumquatxop

UHHHHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHH

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

I love that 50% of this thread is "UHHH" and "HI HELLO" :allears:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Kumquatxop is the F plus to me. He puts the enthusiasm in terrible things read with enthusiasm

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

YeahTubaMike posted:

What episode is this one from?
#135.

(People keep misquoting it, though. It's "OWO" at the end, not "UWU".)

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks is my most listened to episode. Everyone talks about Boy Meat and red panda's butthole but there's something about Bozarth's Greek voice as Dimitri that kills me. It's a near perfect episode.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I can't listen to the balloony drake bit in These are a Few of My Favorite Kinks without pretty much melting down. It's such a good episode.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

RyokoTK posted:

I can't listen to the balloony drake bit in These are a Few of My Favorite Kinks without pretty much melting down. It's such a good episode.

Have you ever seen a balloon with a seam?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm a maybe on non-consensual podcasting.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

powerful sex moves posted:

These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks is my most listened to episode. Everyone talks about Boy Meat and red panda's butthole but there's something about Bozarth's Greek voice as Dimitri that kills me. It's a near perfect episode.

MIYAKO: TRAINED FROM BIRTH TO EAT poo poo

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

powerful sex moves posted:

These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks is my most listened to episode. Everyone talks about Boy Meat and red panda's butthole but there's something about Bozarth's Greek voice as Dimitri that kills me. It's a near perfect episode.

I LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING ABOUT BUTTHOLES except the poop

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