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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Scruff McGruff posted:

Vey-Ron Jeremy is what I got.

Ah, that works.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


The Door Frame posted:

CV Wonder, Stevie Wonder. Aren't puns amazing?

Hmmm. Maybe. I'd expect that on a Citroen.

stump
Jan 19, 2006

Holy poo poo.... 40 grand to pick up random work pulling people out ditches. I mean, if he had spent a few grand on a winch, a decent set of tires and maybe a cheap paint job and some signwriting I get it, but forty loving grand.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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stump posted:

Holy poo poo.... 40 grand to pick up random work pulling people out ditches. I mean, if he had spent a few grand on a winch, a decent set of tires and maybe a cheap paint job and some signwriting I get it, but forty loving grand.

Hey man he definitely needed those aftermarket wheels and a million lumens worth of lights to act as a lovely tow truck.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





The one thing I can see on his side is that if the insurance really did jack his rates up by $900 per year based on the appraisal he submitted, then they de facto accepted the value of the stupid truck, and they should pay up.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I'd imagine the insurance company looking at his Facebook or talking to the Chrysler dealer will help them pin down the insurance fraud.

In other news, guess where this is going!



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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
For a Lada I think that kind of cut and shut job actually improves survivability over 40+ year old unibody rust.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Powershift posted:

I'd imagine the insurance company looking at his Facebook or talking to the Chrysler dealer will help them pin down the insurance fraud.

In other news, guess where this is going!



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We should ask the Russian autobutchers what they make of the aerospace aluminium Ford vs submarine steel Chevrolet debate. Also if they flavour the steam hose over a pressure washer and bleaching when removing ex-customers from safely rebuildable vehicles.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
...removing? Why would you do that, tovarisch? Cyka blyat, the carpet goes straight over the top!

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011


And then he sat through the green arrow, even though we honked (ambulance horn) after five seconds.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
E: and then EVERY GREEN LIGHT AFTER DOWN MILL, while on his phone.


E: VVVV
You're correct.

Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 03:17 on May 13, 2017

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Ah, Mill and Curry and a wrapped AMG. I can't say anything more without getting probated.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I saw a C300 with AMG plate holders. I sighed.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
e: nevermind

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 03:45 on May 13, 2017

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free


I feel like I caught a rare pokemon in the wild that no one is actually interested in catching.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'd drive the Crosscab

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Code Jockey posted:



I feel like I caught a rare pokemon in the wild that no one is actually interested in catching.

What the hell is that poo poo?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

iospace posted:

What the hell is that poo poo?
It's a Nissan Murano

Yeah, this

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Memento posted:

It's a Nissan Murano


Yeah, this

... Why?

Just.

Why? :cripes:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

iospace posted:

... Why?

Just.

Why? :cripes:

Nissan
Where automotive dreams go to die and are then frankensteined by an evil corporate necromancer and his army of zombie bean counters.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

iospace posted:

... Why?

Just.

Why? :cripes:

It's PCOS Bill. Are you not aware of his thing?

loving dude claims he eats well done steak and ketchup.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

iospace posted:

... Why?

Just.

Why? :cripes:

I'm assuming a couple executives at Nissan made a bet, "I bet you I can get people to pay $60k for an Altima with a liftkit and a ragtop"...

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Q_res posted:

I'm assuming a couple executives at Nissan made a bet, "I bet you I can get people to pay $60k for an Altima with a liftkit and a ragtop"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr4Y838Lg1w

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



how.to.make.a.car.worse.mp4

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


The Chrysler of Japan

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Here's a compilation of lovely porsche drivers (and pretty much all of them are softroaders)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDnDjBzfUDw

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BigPaddy posted:

The Chrysler of Japan

Don't insult Chrysler like that.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

holy gently caress, this guy is so terrible








he must be a goon

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

BraveUlysses posted:

holy gently caress, this guy is so terrible








he must be a goon

For that money, you could buy 4,719 accounts!

VacaGrande
Dec 24, 2003
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

BraveUlysses posted:

holy gently caress, this guy is so terrible

he must be a goon

Has anyone ever seen Doug DeMuro and Billy Eichner in the same place at the same time? Just asking the question.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
My aunt has a crosscab. It's the best "touring around town" car I've ever been in.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

eyebeem posted:

My aunt has a crosscab. It's the best "touring around town" car I've ever been in.

if you're a clown

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

eyebeem posted:

My aunt has a crosscab. It's the best "touring around town" car I've ever been in.

FYI, this is way more embarrassing than a $1,200 stroller. Also, best touring around town car? The drat thing acted like it was going to shake itself apart in that video. I'm legitimately not sure I'd rather have one over an old Sebring convertible.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

The strucrural rigidity of a wet piece of toast.
With less appeal.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
It's like a PT cruiser convertible, but less useful

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



The Door Frame posted:

It's like a PT cruiser convertible, but less useful

At least you can make a conversational piece out of a PT Cruiser.

This thing otoh.....

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wasabi the J posted:

It's PCOS Bill. Are you not aware of his thing?

loving dude claims he eats well done steak and ketchup.

I don't know how my meat preference has come up but yes, I like my meat cooked, and ketchup is great on a steak.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

PCOS Bill posted:

I like my meat rocking on the plate, and ketchup is great on a steak.

#MAGA

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

No, that'd be overdone, just cooked through.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Same difference.

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