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Kelly Clarkson is joining The Voice as a coach next season. Seems weird, since she has that really nasally high pitched voice and that stinky twat. She needs twat cream.
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Bonzo posted:Those first few Sopranos episodes are almost too perfect in how they describe what its like to deal with moving aging parents out of the home they've lived in for decades. For real. Having been through it, it's a real stress just for me to watch. My grandmother had a happy ending though, as she still has all her marbles, and is an excellent driver. She is in a really nice retirement community, and has a really active life: they go to plays, little day trips, game nights, etc. Hell, I'd live there if I could afford it.
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May 12, 2017 18:11
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Hey Gar, its Howard. Im not going to be in today. Im sick, sick as a dog...(cough, Cough) Im making GBS threads and puking everywhere. Im gonna try to shake this and be in tomorrow. I'll be in tomorrow. Have fun with this message.
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May 12, 2017 18:31
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Holy poo poo, Opera Man did a JD song parody set to "The Stars and Stripes Forever", all whooping and inarticulate yelling. It's even better then his Carmen theme. That guy cracks me up.
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May 12, 2017 18:36
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There's a level of diminishing returns on what a retirement community can provide someone depending on where they are with their health. Ben and Ray are well into their 90s and enjoy their routines and independence, taking that away from them to try and squeeze out a few more months or years of living may not be what they want and they've well earned a choice in how they leave this world.
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May 12, 2017 18:43
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I told you to mercy kill me ya moron! Shut up! Sit down!
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Crotch Bat posted:There's a level of diminishing returns on what a retirement community can provide someone depending on where they are with their health. Ben and Ray are well into their 90s and enjoy their routines and independence, taking that away from them to try and squeeze out a few more months or years of living may not be what they want and they've well earned a choice in how they leave this world. It's incredibly difficult all around, and the reality is that there's no "right" choice. It's all going to end in death. And what I didn't realize until I was in this position is that the parent isn't ever going to say "it's time." They're always going to think they can still get around and be pretty convincing about it, until the injuries start getting more debilitating.
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Smeep posted:It's incredibly difficult all around, and the reality is that there's no "right" choice. It's all going to end in death. And what I didn't realize until I was in this position is that the parent isn't ever going to say "it's time." They're always going to think they can still get around and be pretty convincing about it, until the injuries start getting more debilitating. Right. I was going to empty quote this, but I have to add that at some point, it doesn't matter HOW rich you are, you need to be in a hospital/hospice setting at some point.
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May 12, 2017 20:11
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ugh, mercy kill this whole topic please
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May 12, 2017 20:18
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Nobody else wants to talk about twat cream? You're all a women, I'm a women...
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May 12, 2017 20:34
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Maybe we should swi... itch the drat topic, huh? I wanna drat do... it! 
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May 12, 2017 20:41
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I feel like blowin' my mind up!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Maybe we should swi... itch the drat topic, huh? I wanna drat do... it! I...I...I don't like topic switches.
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May 12, 2017 21:23
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I hope there's a Greek diner with halibut and a yogurt shop with fresh blueberries in Heaven.
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May 12, 2017 22:21
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Moniker posted:I...I...I don't like topic switches. "I don't gi-ive a poo poo! You worth... less piece of poo poo! Someone sho... uld FIRE your sh... itty rear end and se... nd you back to Canada, you poo poo!" I need to listen to 0.0 again.
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Sand Monster posted:I feel like blowin' my mind up!
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May 13, 2017 00:48
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Hey remember when Benjy tweeted his ugly penis?
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It wasn't that ugly idk.
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Is Benjy in the studio someone tell me
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BobbyK posted:Is Benjy in the studio someone tell me Howard sounded like he was going to let him back in and then Gary interrupted the conversation on his squawk box and informed him that Benjy was like 40 minutes late that morning and Howard was pissed.
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May 13, 2017 03:07
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I loved ETM saying he wasn't gullible followed by them playing the Carrie Underwood "rub your smurf cock" prank call and him doubling down on his lack of gullibility. The call lasts so long they actually run out of stuff to say to Eric and have to hang up and then Gary mentions how the bit was edited down from 15 minutes. He was such a desperate, delusional weirdo.
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Crotch Bat posted:I loved ETM saying he wasn't gullible followed by them playing the Carrie Underwood "rub your smurf cock" prank call and him doubling down on his lack of gullibility. The call lasts so long they actually run out of stuff to say to Eric and have to hang up and then Gary mentions how the bit was edited down from 15 minutes. He was such a desperate, delusional weirdo. It's a little bit hosed up to make a bit like that out of a mentally and physically deficient goofus but I'm ok with it because everything ETM was radio gold. I sure miss that little poo poo.
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Mimesweeper posted:It's a little bit hosed up to make a bit like that out of a mentally and physically deficient goofus but I'm ok with it because everything ETM was radio gold. I sure miss that little poo poo. His name's Mimesweeper.....you know what to do.........you know what to do.
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May 13, 2017 09:18
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Crotch Bat posted:I loved ETM saying he wasn't gullible followed by them playing the Carrie Underwood "rub your smurf cock" prank call and him doubling down on his lack of gullibility. The call lasts so long they actually run out of stuff to say to Eric and have to hang up and then Gary mentions how the bit was edited down from 15 minutes. He was such a desperate, delusional weirdo. " Take off that diaper and jab me with that shrinky dink". "....so yo..ur show is....in...East Rutherford..tonight?"
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May 13, 2017 14:07
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I like to imagine Howard's dad's funeral as a really somber affair, Howard and his sister there all mournful, Beth in veil and black dress with no back and a belly window cut-out; at some really inappropriate moment drifting in from outside the security perimeter you hear "HooowwWID! We WUV YOU! You don't need you fawthuh, it's your fans who weally wuv you! ALL I NEEEEEEEED..." (sometimes I imagine Fred is there, and with great gravitas removes his phone from his pocket, launches a soundboard app and hits the sound of sad crows)
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May 13, 2017 14:29
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Lets gently caress some whores! I'm scores man dammit Scores man got a tattoo.
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Crotch Bat posted:I loved ETM saying he wasn't gullible followed by them playing the Carrie Underwood "rub your smurf cock" prank call and him doubling down on his lack of gullibility. The call lasts so long they actually run out of stuff to say to Eric and have to hang up and then Gary mentions how the bit was edited down from 15 minutes. He was such a desperate, delusional weirdo. And also, Gary is a sports fan so I highly doubt he would think the A's scored touchdowns.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIfFSYjf6OY Pure joy
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Just watched some of this and it's totally understandable why Ronnie is the way he is. The drivers in NYC are complete retards across the board, flitting from one dumbass move to the next just waiting for their next accident. I would snap if I had to drive in those conditions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrxhrI4Gal8
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Crotch Bat posted:totally understandable why Ronnie is the way he is. Whats your loving problem? I'm scores man dammit. I'm all about meeting girls, I'm all about meeting guys.
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Bonzo posted:Both sets of my grandparents did this and it failed. All of them were well off financially but just thought they could do it on their own. Dealing with this now. My Mom is bipolar, broke, has cancer and emphysema and was just committed to a mental hospital for suicidal ideations. I recently moved her in with me but after 6 months I am realizing her problems are beyond my capabilities to handle and I can't have her back here. I have a 6 year old and worried about his safety and mental health. I don't have a ton of money either but I imagine if I did it would go a long way towards helping with the entire inconvenience of it all if nothing else. This post has absolutely nothing to do with Howard Stern beyond that last part. For people with health issues and the families that care for them, money is an absolutely HUGE factor in so many ways. Howard at least doesn't have to make decisions or feel extra pressures based on his financial capabilities. I mean, he doesn't HAVE to work to pay medical bills or facility and care costs.
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Crotch Bat posted:I loved ETM saying he wasn't gullible followed by them playing the Carrie Underwood "rub your smurf cock" prank call and him doubling down on his lack of gullibility. The call lasts so long they actually run out of stuff to say to Eric and have to hang up and then Gary mentions how the bit was edited down from 15 minutes. He was such a desperate, delusional weirdo. I loved he had too much dignity to fly with balloons, but not enough to not sleep with hookers, or get catfished into posting pics of his weiner, or get caught up with pranks like the above. He was so high and mighty but when you got down to it he was a very, very stupid person. In fact, I don't think you can blame any medical issues as he was just a dumbass with the worst case of short man syndrome ever. Mimesweeper posted:It's a little bit hosed up to make a bit like that out of a mentally and physically deficient goofus but I'm ok with it because everything ETM was radio gold. I sure miss that little poo poo. The show was pretty much doing what the whole of reality did. Keep in mind his own family basically gave him a headstone that was a bench. That was just cold.
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He initially was too good for hookers. They tried to set him up with Tabitha Stevens a year or two before his hooker escapades and he refused, citing her "activity" (which was probably less than any hooker he was with) and because she had some work done (seriously). He was so completely delusional, he wanted a real girl with an all-natural body to love him because he thought there was nothing at all wrong with him. I think Fratto eventually said "you're going to die a virgin unless you go get a hooker" and he relented. He clearly loved the experience which makes his insistence at turning everything else down really funny.
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Well Crotch, Tabitha is almost 75% plastic, unlike Brandy Taylor, who is naturally busty. Veiny even.
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May 15, 2017 05:03
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Howard is live and said he's battling a cold / fever
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May 15, 2017 12:28
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"Hey Gar, it's Howard, I'm sick... I got a fever" I'm glad nothing is wrong with Howard's parents/Robin. I also don't believe it. Why all the secrecy over a sick day?
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May 15, 2017 12:35
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DeadBonesBrook posted:"Hey Gar, it's Howard, I'm sick... I got a fever" Same reason they would never say if they were taking Friday off.... It just has to happen organically. You obviously dont get the show and how it has evolved. He has this weird rap now....noine, noine, noine, noine, noine.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:"Hey Gar, it's Howard, I'm sick... I got a fever" He loves people talking about him. When people started calling his mom he could have easily just tweeted something to diffuse the entire situation but he comes from that old school mentality that everything has to be on the air, even if it ruins his weekend.
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