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hot drat, the plot thickens!FPzero posted:> Examine workbench this. i see what may be a plasma cutter. also, there may some gears there. i'm gonna guess there will be precisely nine gears on the workbench.
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CJacobs posted:
> Comment on the impeccable--oh wait we've already done that. Never mind.
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May 10, 2017 06:01
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> Manually count updates next time.
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May 10, 2017 06:02
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>Stasis nine-gear crow before he can distract Blind Sally and prevent him from posting the update.
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May 10, 2017 06:52
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White Coke posted:>Stasis nine-gear crow before he can distract Blind Sally and prevent him from posting the update. not happening:  Isaac is out of stasis.
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May 10, 2017 06:56
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May 10, 2017 06:57
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>tackle
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May 10, 2017 07:25
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>retrieve arms from previous panel
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May 10, 2017 09:27
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>Suplex the next necromorph you see
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May 10, 2017 12:52
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>Pick up your non-euclidean chair for later use.
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May 10, 2017 15:00
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>use a Stasis pack. You never know when you might need it!
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May 10, 2017 15:18
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This is the most deftly handled crossover I've ever seen. >Disable overpowered DLC armor/equipment before it ruins game balance EDIT: Fixed link Cathode Raymond fucked around with this message at 20:44 on May 10, 2017 |
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May 10, 2017 18:22
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Cathode Raymond posted:This is the most deftly handled crossover I've ever seen. Your link is, uh... broken's not quite the right word. Might want to fix that. FPzero posted:> Examine workbench
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Blind Sally posted:not happening: Tasteful Dickpic posted:>use a Stasis pack. You never know when you might need it! >Oh, you know you need to use it now.
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May 10, 2017 20:21
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>Blame Dash Rendar for making you pointlessly use up your last stasis pack. You know he's behind this somehow.
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May 10, 2017 23:46
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>Use Stasis on like, a bird. Or a space bird. Then watch it fly by. Like, whoa, man.
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FPzero posted:> Examine workbench  Good idea. You turn around to face the other wall. There's not much here except for the mandatory air filtration vent which you have boarded up out of extreme paranoia, your tinkering bench where you try to figure out how exactly power nodes fit into your tools, and your highly valued poster of Jake Gyllenhaal doing his best James Dean impression. Also a rug that really ties the room together. On the workbench is your other prized possession.  You pick up the Plasma Cutter with righteous fury. As if by natural instinct, you hold it aloft, peering around like a real cool dude for anything that might require having a limb or 6 blasted from its sorry carcass. Your finger inches for the trigger as you prepare yourself for absolutely anything, jump scares included.  Your Plasma Cutter is out of ammo, however, so it's a useless gesture. Maybe there's some around the Bunker for you to pick up, who knows. Tasteful Dickpic posted:>use a Stasis pack. You never know when you might need it!  You are mildly disgruntled as you recall that you also don't have any stasis packs. In fact you haven't had any for a very long time, not since your long-time acquaintance Dash Rendar asked to borrow them all for some dumb space-faring adventure. Of course, he used 'borrow' in the sense that people utilize when they say they're going to 'borrow' your food, so you didn't really expect them back. It would be nice to rebuild your stock though. Hazamuth posted:>Pick up your non-euclidean chair for later use.  Alright, sure. You pick up the Non-Euclidean Chairdecahedron Of Perspective Defiance, an ancient Unitology artifact you discovered. Apparently they collected these things and then sacrificed them in some kind of Chair Convergence ritual in an attempt to summon the Uberchair and ascend all seating arrangements throughout the galaxy to a higher plane. gently caress you, Unitology. Also, your Plasma Cutter is back on the table because a certain somebody forgot to edit it out and doesn't give a drat worth a poo poo about doing so after the fact. Now what? CJacobs fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 13, 2017 |
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>Pick up the unedited plasma cutter. You never know, maybe you'll find a friend who could use the extra one? I mean, assuming it's been duplicated and not just misplaced.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:>Pick up the unedited plasma cutter. You never know, maybe you'll find a friend who could use the extra one? You pick up the Quantum Anomaly Plasma Cutter. Now you have two of them and no ammo for either one!
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>Go north
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May 13, 2017 02:31
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>Melee attack pizza. Maybe its
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May 13, 2017 03:21
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>Threaten Blind Sally with the plasma cutters so that he posts the next update. If he figures out you don't have any ammo for them, throw one at him.
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It's under construction. I'll post a progress update when I'm not out of town. Also, it took me an embarassingly long time to "get" the new title. I just kept thinking to myself what a shame it was the thread wasn't renamed "Dash Space 3", and then it dawned on me.
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May 13, 2017 04:20
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That Fedule and his high-concept British puns. What will he think of next?
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May 13, 2017 10:49
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>Applaud whoever renamed the thread.
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>throw pizza into hallway
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So we all know that after Shadows of the Empire concluded, Dash was officially MIA. Still, as we have been shown, he secretly survived to live another day. Few know about his escapades after that, but during my research I have stumbled upon images that show he was contracted to infiltrate a terrorist organization on the far fringes of the galaxy. I give you.. Daesh Rendar and his trusty sidekick  LE-Boghdadi
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May 13, 2017 12:57
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Finally, the return of Daesh Rendar. I missed you my friend.
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May 13, 2017 18:34
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Bad news: Dash Rendar's voice actor passed away two days ago. I mean, he was also Solidus Snake's voice actor but we all know who his real crowning role was.
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Materant posted:Bad news: Dash Rendar's voice actor passed away two days ago. What! Awww man. RIP John Cygan 
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>Mourn John Cygan.
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>Mourn John Cygan.
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>Pour a 40 for real this time
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Aw, man, that's awful news! It sounds like it was cancer that got to him. I'll always remember his best role,  Cygan
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