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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

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Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Omg.

If she married Ed Balls, her name would become Mrs. Rebecca Balls nee Ballhaus

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Pence's favorite cartoon character is Whinny the Poo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
peckerwave

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ShutteredIn posted:

I'm gonna gently caress the wall

I'm gonna make a VR sim where you can gently caress the wall

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

That's a mighty funny way to spell

PISS PIG PISS PIG

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

That's how u know he's tough maybe even presidental.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i'm going to do the nerdiest whitest thing i can thing of that involves the wall somehow

edit: poo poo, someone else beat me to this post

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Solarin posted:

I'm gonna make a VR sim where you can gently caress the wall

Can you make it the other way where I get hosed by the wall? ty god bless

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

At least we know he won't waterboard detainees.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

Hey Baloogan, it's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Mallard!

You know that erratic, strongman nationalism you've been looking for? Well listen to THIS!

*hold phone up to vaporwave remix of the word 'peckerwood'*

peckerwave

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Well obviously; I just didn't know if being a crazy megalomaniac contributed to the outfit, or if it was what previous sheriffs also wore and it just conveniently fit his delusions.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

and end up 'accidentally' shot

his wife releases a best selling novel titled:

if i did it: the mrs. euphronius story

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

GrimGypsy posted:

I heard somewhere that guns were for pussies

Well, off to listen to that album where no one else can hear me

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Joementum posted:

apparently there are 11 candidates for FBI director

https://twitter.com/Emma_Dumain/status/863182466777055232

No fucken way that'll happen. That would be like the worst possible choice he could possibly make for that job. :shepicide:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ShutteredIn posted:

Can you make it the other way where I get hosed by the wall? ty god bless

yeah. this was my idea all along don't steal it

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

NecroMonster posted:

if you define win in this scenario as "i am still personally alive after the end" then you'll never achieve anything

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Oh poo poo phone posting lol worst double post ever

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


clarke didn't just dehydrate the guy

he stole his body's water so it could be converted into piss for tormp

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/863210430033821696

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

who ever heard of depriving a man of drinking even piss *looks directly at trump*

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Dolash posted:

At least we know he won't waterboard detainees.

no water cooler talk on his watch

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I would love to see the megaton shitstorm of favors that Bill could call in to gently caress everyone involved in locking his wife up.

It seems equally as likely to be an awesome party as the assisted suicide of the GOP
Hah you think he wouldn't be happy to be single again

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

petit choux posted:

No fucken way that'll happen. That would be like the worst possible choice he could possibly make for that job. :shepicide:

:bisonyes:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

petit choux posted:

No fucken way that'll happen. That would be like the worst possible choice he could possibly make for that job. :shepicide:

think about this for one second and then realize that it's who he's going to pick now

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

i wish i was that guy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/863128426059882496

happy weekend, trump thread here is a fun garden project if u have nice weather!

:drat:

you go to the bushes to sneak a wee an theres spicy lyin there with his small donut hole mouf open waiting for his gift

this piss administration is shook innit

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

ShutteredIn posted:

I'm gonna gently caress the wall

https://twitter.com/dril/status/171450835388203008?lang=en

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

petit choux posted:

No fucken way that'll happen. That would be like the worst possible choice he could possibly make for that job. :shepicide:

gowdys too stupid to notice if they keep up the russia investigation as long as he gets his daily benghazi reports, cornyn would be way worse and is on the official shortlist :shep:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

radical meme posted:

I'd be OK with Gowdy as head of the FBI. I hate the slimy poo poo but I think he has some morality and integrity left in him.

Hm, you must be thinking of a different Trey Gowdy. Not the Congressman, but maybe a well meaning fratboy from a decent Midwestern state school.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

ya and isnt flint like still poisoned tho?

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Agean90 posted:

no water cooler talk on his watch

He brings a real thirst for justice.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

ShutteredIn posted:

Can you make it the other way where I get hosed by the wall? ty god bless

Chuck Tingle owns the rights to that I think and licensed games are never good

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

NecroMonster posted:

i'm going to do the nerdiest whitest thing i can thing of that involves the wall somehow

edit: poo poo, someone else beat me to this post

it is gonna be pixel art with video game music remixes as the wall loving muskic

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

clarke didn't just dehydrate the guy

he stole his body's water so it could be converted into piss for tormp

Tank Girl almost predicted the future. Except the water wars aren't over drinking water, they're to replenish the Executive Piss Reserve

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

listen: they didn't mean to poison Flint. But if you think they are upset about poisoning a city of poor minorities...

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

:drat:

you go to the bushes to sneak a wee an theres spicy lyin there with his small donut hole mouf open waiting for his gift

this piss administration is shook innit

good thing somebody pissed on him else all these ashes would set the bushes on fire lol

b:420:l:420:a:420:z:420:e i:420:t

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
what happened today y'all

mike pence hosed a horse what

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Sheriff Clarke killed a guy by dehydrating him

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