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Ceciltron posted:yeah but most of the time the facebook stuff is Filipinos. Chinese click farms work on gaming reviews/ratings on app stores mostly. There really need to be two internets, one for Russia and China and one for the rest of the world.
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hakimashou posted:There really need to be two internets, one for Russia and China and one for the rest of the world. I think Russian and Chinese leaders would agree with you.
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hakimashou posted:There really need to be two internets, one for Russia and China and one for the rest of the world. 1. gently caress you. 2. No. 3. Those countries are already doing a drat good job of it, look at the hoops Haier has to jump through to post here, and this is just a dead gay comedy forum
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Grand Fromage posted:I think Russian and Chinese leaders would agree with you. I've actually seen Russian government officials point to North Korea as an example that should be emulated on this issue.
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OWLS! posted:1. gently caress you. I used to live in China too, the censored internet is something you know going in. Life in China has many hardships as you can see from Haier's posts. Expats having trouble accessing SA is a small price to pay for keeping the rest of the stuff contained.
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Grand Fromage posted:I think Russian and Chinese leaders would agree with you. Good fences make good neighbors.
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hakimashou posted:Expats having trouble accessing SA is a small price to pay for keeping the rest of the stuff contained. Much like your posting. OWLS! fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 12, 2017 |
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They really should make a Chinese Final Destination, but actually by Hollywood so Chinese would pay attention. It could be a 2-hour long public service announcement, and one or two people might learn a thing and stop some bad habits.big time bisexual posted:Here's a behind the scenes look at a mobile click farm in China P.S. That acacia confusa root powder Chaoshan girl ordered arrived and I tested a very small amount to see if it was real or not. I drank a very small last amount night after a 15-20 minute boil. It was definitely real, and I spent 2 hours watching Psytrance kaleidoscope videos on Youtube. I don't like Psytrance at all, so it must have worked, because I really liked the music. The only problem was I kept associating images with bugs and was grossed out a few times seeing some things. Everything else was pretty neat. It didn't really do much mentally until I fell asleep, and then I woke up about 50 times contemplating life. Today I honestly feel like nothing is important and I think someone kicking me in the balls isn't enough to get me upset. This is perfect for China.
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Haier posted:I have one of those near me for Tantan. About 90%+ of the women on there are all fake accounts now, and the fakes near me are all from 500-meters away from my house. Momo is advertising like crazy here right now, but I am guessing it will be over-run by fakes more than it already is because of that. 1. Create thousands of fake accounts on Tantan 2. Get people to message you 3. . . . . 4. Profit! What is the missing step?
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Blistex posted:1. Create thousands of fake accounts on Tantan EDIT: Also advertisements, which are even more obnoxious.
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Since the ladies are all fakes on Tantan, I still look at the dudes for a chuckle. "I want an English name that conveys my values and philosophy on life. Something that shows I am unique, and also from the south." I'm not sure if the undercut is what this guy needs. I thought this is what Shin Chan would look like IRL and grown up. This guy is the last of his kind, and he travels the galaxy on board the USS Starship Enterprise. Oh... Nevermind. Haier fucked around with this message at 08:16 on May 12, 2017 |
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Haier posted:I'm not sure if the undercut is what this guy needs. This guy wasn't bad in Mad Max III
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Haier posted:
lol
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# ? May 12, 2017 08:27 |
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Chinese people would be 10x cooler if they all had vulcan / romulan haircuts.
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JaucheCharly posted:This guy wasn't bad in Mad Max III
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Haier posted:Ahem... Al Pacino was great in this one.
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JaucheCharly posted:Al Pacino was great in this one. The Untouchables was better.
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hakimashou posted:Chinese people would be 10x cooler if they all had vulcan / romulan haircuts. This exists and is called South Korea.
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Grand Fromage posted:This exists and is called South Korea.
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rofl it's true
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Those aren't even peak Korean Romulan but it's an okay example.
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Grand Fromage posted:Those aren't even peak Korean Romulan but it's an okay example. Whenever I saw a Korean guy (in South Korea) with an actual haircut and not just a bowl/buzz/twink/pixie haircut, 9 times out of 10 they ended up being a US/Can born Korean.
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From the angle and speed that hit I guarantee you that the dude will shortly be a set of organs for someone rich soon.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:26 |
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This is the least fuckable lineup ever.
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:38 |
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Dumpling squad
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Team Doritos
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I like that games exist as a universal ugliness modifier. Like, if there were no such things as video games, how normal would these dudes look? *Arrives in moderate condition, just a few broken bones and a concussion* *Doctor and nurse malpractice converts this into critical condition* *Guy dies* *Family blames dump truck driver for killing their man*
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Haier posted:I like that games exist as a universal ugliness modifier. Like, if there were no such things as video games, how normal would these dudes look? fair enough
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Haier posted:I like that games exist as a universal ugliness modifier. Like, if there were no such things as video games, how normal would these dudes look? They'd just be into other nerdy poo poo like sci-fi novels or something. Schlubby dorks existed before video games.
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# ? May 13, 2017 09:26 |
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so there's a conference on belt and road coming up in a few days and so naturally the propaganda machine is in full swing about how it's a big and huge deal and there are propaganda ads depicting glorious china delivering fatherly guidance to the rest of the world and other hilarious crap, and naturally western media is commenting on it http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/chinas-push-to-reshape-global-trade-comes-with-high-costs/article34980171/ I don't really care that much about the article because nobody is going to remember this poo poo in two weeks but there was a line that caught my attention quote:It all serves to undergird China’s desire for pre-eminence: “With another five or 10 years of effort, China’s GDP will hopefully reach around the same size as that of the U.S. by 2030,” Ms. Chen said. This is coming from someone from a chinese government body and i can't stop thinking about what things were like in 2011 where this line would have read "surpass the US and then keep going by 2018"
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also the decaying ruins of all these failed belt and road projects are going to make a really loving cool setting for the video games of 2030
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Video game escapism being what it is, we'd get alternate-reality futures wherein the projects succeeded immensely
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Fojar38 posted:also the decaying ruins of all these failed belt and road projects are going to make a really loving cool setting for the video games of 2030 I'm looking forward to Mad Zhou: China 2030
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# ? May 13, 2017 10:29 |
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So what was the peanut brittle actually? Was it dried poo?
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Pirate Radar posted:Video game escapism being what it is, we'd get alternate-reality futures wherein the projects succeeded immensely Hasn't this already happened in Deus Ex Human Revolution?
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Well in Deus Ex the PRC is the only country not controlled by the Illuminati and later MJ-12, so they're this weird outlier.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:So what was the peanut brittle actually? Was it dried poo? imo it was chunky pussy juice. that what i choose to believe in my heart
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bring back old gbs posted:chunky pussy juice Dare's next rereg name
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https://streamable.com/68vc2 Just a feel good video.
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