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i hope you all are in the cool kids club that believes diane is the name he gave the recorder
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police lives = unimportant and i am glad of it
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Agrajag posted:who is maggie? https://twitter.com/maggieNYT
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shiksa posted:*click* titties: I like the bigger ones *click*  ???
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Squizzle posted:i hope you all are in the cool kids club that believes diane is the name he gave the recorder its in canon that diane doesn't exist and that he is just using talking to her as a rhetorical device (twin peaks extended universe spoiler)
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*leans into cassette recorder* *ragged hypernormalized breaths* 
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So let's say Trump carries a recorder around wherever he goes. As far as I know, recording devices are not allowed in SCIF rooms. Our broken brain president, who can't remember anything, and believes he invented the adage, "priming the pump" is currently carrying around a bunch of highly classified information right now. Like hours and hours of it. I hope he misplaces it. Or a rogue intern steals it and gives to the NYT.
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for some reason the only answer he ever gets is "lol no"
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Ramadu posted:the president is a lawyer You know honorary doctorates, like, don't actually count right? I mean, I know the president doesn't, so I'm sure he'll be giving Sessions legal advice for the next four years.
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excellent and confidence-inspiring use of fundrasing by local dems, as per usual: https://twitter.com/PhillyInquirer/status/863142848111284225 quote:On Nov. 25, all 12 of the host committee staff received bonus checks. also i'm sure this was among the 3,000 posts i missed yesterday, but holy lol 'a few exceptions': https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/863083472054661120
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I did a thing posted:So let's say Trump carries a recorder around wherever he goes. As far as I know, recording devices are not allowed in SCIF rooms. Our broken brain president, who can't remember anything, and believes he invented the adage, "priming the pump" is currently carrying around a bunch of highly classified information right now. Like hours and hours of it. I hope he misplaces it. Or a rogue intern steals it and gives to the NYT. kushner and trump go over the tapes together
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im the tremendous dong
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Sir Tonk posted:twitch is following up on its greatest channel ever (https://www.twitch.tv/bobross) with the second best pbs show i refuse to get pulled into this one
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Squizzle posted:i refuse to get pulled into this one thank you jesus
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Squizzle posted:i refuse to get pulled into this one cut to a week from now when you have 20 gb of mister rogers gifs
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i almost believed this was real but i couldnt find a stray shoe
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I did a couple of months of WWOOFing once on a horse ranch pickin up horse poo poo and shoveling hay and stuff all the horses loving hated me, except this one big ol' draft horse named brandy she used to nuzzle me in the neck while i did a lovely job cleaning her shoes. i was really bad at it and I clearly nicked her in a few ways that probably hurt her a bunch, but she would just respond by kinda gently leaning against me and nuzzling even more I swear to god that horse wanted to be my actual friend, and sometimes I really miss her I just hope Pence was gentle and loving
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Yinlock posted:im the tremendous dong not the beautiful dong?
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hahahahaaaa yeaaaass!!!
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Baloogan posted:Trump is conciously cosplaying as his mom trump is basically norman bates
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Yinlock posted:im the tremendous dong hey cowboy 
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quadrophrenic posted:I did a couple of months of WWOOFing once on a horse ranch pickin up horse poo poo and shoveling hay and stuff lol pence only fucks upper class horses
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Squizzle posted:i refuse to get pulled into this one sorry, i'm gonna need a month's worth of mr rogers gifs
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Baloogan posted:lol pence only fucks upper class horses its called dressage
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Squizzle posted:i hope you all are in the cool kids club that believes diane is the name he gave the recorder diane was his human wife but she was trapped in a tape recorder just like josie got trapped in a doorknob
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Yinlock posted:cut to a week from now when you have 20 gb of mister rogers gifs 
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Baloogan posted:It is cool that the planet is getting hacked *plays recording of bitcoin sounds to get off SCOTT free*
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Squizzle posted:i hope you all are in the cool kids club that believes diane is the name he gave the recorder but he asks dianne to order some earplugs because of the loud guests and then he has them later
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Baloogan posted:lol pence only fucks upper class horses he can gently caress all the thoroughbreds he wants nasty loving piss-rear end rich bitch horses, all of them the melania trump of horses
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good thing we won't have to worry about that with less regulation allowing more cancer-causing pollution to be released and shittier healthcare that won't pay for it 
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