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Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
STAR WARS STAR WARS I loving LOVE STAR WARS

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


your major failing was bringing up kylo and rey being bad characters in defense of a movie without any characters.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Groovelord Neato posted:

your major failing was bringing up kylo and rey being bad characters in defense of a movie without any characters.

Rogue One characters are much better than FARCE Awakens.

This isn't just my opinion, this is just a fact.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Please continue this discusso in a more cinematic environ.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

FrensaGeran posted:

Please continue this discusso in a more cinematic environ.

gently caress no.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
God you're boring

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Blade Runner is very bad but then again so is literally every Ridley Scott movie except for Alien.

I saw The Duellists when I was 19 and it really seemed cool and good

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Blade Runner is very bad but then again so is literally every Ridley Scott movie except for Alien.
The Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut is actually really good and its amazing how much the studio butchered that one

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Yeah KoH is cool and has a wicked good soundtrack to boot.

client
Aug 19, 2010

red letter media said the neon demon was one of the best movies of 2016 and that movie was a pile of poo poo, so they might be wrong sometimes.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Speaking of Ridley Scott movies and soundtrack, noticing that part of the main theme for gladiator is almost exactly the same as the main theme of Pirates of the Carribean, and kind of for the Rock as well, is how I essentially don't have much respect for Hans Zimmer.

e: I also think the Rock might be the only Michael Bay movie I find to actually be enjoyable.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Randarkman posted:


e: I also think the Rock might be the only Michael Bay movie I find to actually be enjoyable.

That's not an unpopular opinion. You have to have a brain parasite to not like The Rock.

Michael Bay movies were good (The Rock) or at least watchable (Bad Boys) when Jerry Bruckheimer was around. The second they split up Bay turned into the biggest hack.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Blade Runner is very bad but then again so is literally every Ridley Scott movie except for Alien.

Haha look at this guy who never saw the duellists.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

the correct opinion is that blade runner is good

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I could see how someone might think blade runner was "boring" but me personally, I love it. I also unrionically love it for the vistas. Blade runner has some amazing vistas.

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

the coke ad is the best vista

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Blade Runner is very bad but then again so is literally every Ridley Scott movie except for Alien.

Excuse me sir Gladiator won an OSCAR for BEST PICTURE and so it has proof that it is a great film.

Check. Mate.

:haw:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

client posted:

red letter media said the neon demon was one of the best movies of 2016 and that movie was a pile of poo poo, so they might be wrong sometimes.

it's really good so you just have bad taste.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


client posted:

red letter media said the neon demon was one of the best movies of 2016 and that movie was a pile of poo poo, so they might be wrong sometimes.

mike liked jurassic world and it was extremely not good.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I really shouldn't have watched RLM's Get Out review before I watched the movie, if you know the twist it completely ruins the whole thing.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Personally I am still at a loss as to why they hated Independence Day and loved ID: Resurgence. That makes no loving sense. Probably one of the few reviews i disagreed with. Maybe it's because I grew up loving ID4 but it's a solid fun disaster action movie. Sadly it is also responsible for the wave of disaster porn we got afterwards: Armageddon, Deep Impact, Day After Tomorrow, 2012,etc....

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


a bone to pick posted:

I really shouldn't have watched RLM's Get Out review before I watched the movie, if you know the twist it completely ruins the whole thing.

i'm so glad i went in without knowing the actual reveal because it's so cool thinking back on all the poo poo that didn't make sense until that point. it's a genius movie.

The Archaic posted:

Personally I am still at a loss as to why they hated Independence Day and loved ID: Resurgence. That makes no loving sense. Probably one of the few reviews i disagreed with. Maybe it's because I grew up loving ID4 but it's a solid fun disaster action movie. Sadly it is also responsible for the wave of disaster porn we got afterwards: Armageddon, Deep Impact, Day After Tomorrow, 2012,etc....

yeah they go on about how much they hate independence day but it's way better than the sequel in every way. it made no goddamn sense.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
They liked the Independence Day sequel? That was easily the worst movie I saw that year.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
I suppose I should finally get around to watching this Blade Runner film I'm hearing so much about, shouldn't I?

E Also yes, Independence Day was pretty much the perfect popcorn movie during the time, and still holds up for me personally. And I also thought the sequel was dogshit.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


PostNouveau posted:

They liked the Independence Day sequel? That was easily the worst movie I saw that year.

i think mike used his same "shlock" excuse he used for jurassic world.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

the good fax machine posted:

I suppose I should finally get around to watching this Blade Runner film I'm hearing so much about, shouldn't I?

If you've seen the Stallone Judge Dredd just picture watching that with brown pantyhose over your eyes and instead of cheesy Stallone dialogue every talks like a moody 13 year old goth girl.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

the good fax machine posted:

I suppose I should finally get around to watching this Blade Runner film I'm hearing so much about, shouldn't I?

Regardless of whether you get to the end thinking it was "boring", it is absolutely worth a watch.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
I thought Blade Runner was boring before RLM said it. I'm glad they reassured me that I'm a good person.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Groovelord Neato posted:

i think mike used his same "shlock" excuse he used for jurassic world.

I remember there being a couple of moments in Jurassic World that are like just pure distilled schlock though. Particularly when the raptors at the end "talk" to each other to not help the evil t-rex raptor anymore or one of them convinces the others to help Chris Pratt either way. I burst out laughing at that in the movie theater.

The Archaic posted:

Personally I am still at a loss as to why they hated Independence Day and loved ID: Resurgence. That makes no loving sense. Probably one of the few reviews i disagreed with. Maybe it's because I grew up loving ID4 but it's a solid fun disaster action movie. Sadly it is also responsible for the wave of disaster porn we got afterwards: Armageddon, Deep Impact, Day After Tomorrow, 2012,etc....

I noticed you didn't mention "The Core". That's a hilarious movie.

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 02:02 on May 14, 2017

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

If you've seen the Stallone Judge Dredd just picture watching that with brown pantyhose over your eyes and instead of cheesy Stallone dialogue every talks like a moody 13 year old goth girl.

Sounds like a p bad movie.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I loved ID4 as a kid when it came out, I even had a poster! Rewatching it now is just boring and weird with Randy Quaid flying around being a drunk pilot looking for redemption or something.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I was kind of disappointed when I saw Blade Runner. It's not great by any stretch (except for Rutger Hauer's tears in the rain monologue) but at least it was passable.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

If you've seen the Stallone Judge Dredd just picture watching that with brown pantyhose over your eyes and instead of cheesy Stallone dialogue every talks like a moody 13 year old goth girl.

I've never seen Judge Dredd but it must suck pretty hard if you have to put pantyhose on your head to make it a good movie.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Judge Dredd is actually not bad.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Groovelord Neato posted:

i think mike used his same "shlock" excuse he used for jurassic world.

The HitB with Gillian is great, because Mike shits on her non-stop for liking romantic comedies as a guilty pleasure - the way people like fast food as a quick way to get some lovely food when they're in the mood - basically called her a giant idiot. And then he went on to defend action schlock later in the same episode, and every episode since.

I still love Mike, despite his review of Jurassic World, but man, it was tough to hang in there.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
blade runner is great you rubes, it's just a slow burn. but deckard totally raped that android.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I love Mike. He murders all DC movies and doesn't afraid of anything.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Mike would hate Jurassic World if he watched it again.

I liked it when I first saw on the big screen because it was loud and bright and I stuffed poo poo in my face. Fallon's alien face pulled me out of the movie, but still, it was enjoyable. Watch it at home and it's just terrible.

edit: watch it sober and it's just terrible

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
If Jurassic World 2 gives us rocket launcher dinosaurs I can forgive the mediocrity of the first one.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Origami Dali posted:

blade runner is great you rubes, it's just a slow burn. but deckard totally raped that android.

Is it even possible to rape a machine?

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