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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FAUXTON posted:

No just like weighting the end of the thing without it looking like a full-on hammer

yeah the mercury inside terminus est is in it to add weight to the end on the downstroke so it chops heads better

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

actually i might not be :gonk:

we might be under some time compression poo poo with the nixon thing

Nixon and Trump are actually the time-traveling consciousness of an uber-corrupt sack of poo poo in the future

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


what's the song in Hypernormalization at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fny99f8amM&t=5716s ?

it's driving me crazy not knowing

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


His twitter feed is literally one long Witch's Curse of reverse time self-criticism.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


logikv9 posted:

the UK isn't sending their best

they never were.

britain is suffused with wormlike human-seeming beings who were never ever worthwhile nor advantageous to the species as a whole. they should have been exterminated long ago. their sociologics, their politics, their general approach to life are repulsive and detrimental to terran homology as a whole.

you can trace millions of shortcomings and poisonous ideologies to the united kingdoms. the britons should have been consumed alive along with the potato famine. anyone who works in finance or health insurance in the West will recognize the necessity of this. it's just incredibly astonishing how utterly atavistic the british are

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
holy SMOKES TRUMP WAS GONNA SPELL WEED

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Ramadu posted:

whens the moon gonna spit monsters on us

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logikv9 posted:

the UK isn't sending their best

judge law? yung pope? this is the worst Catholic Church in the history of Catholic Churches, ever

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
there's nothing better for a man's inside than a horse's outside

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

this isn't final fantasy 8

gene wolfe did it too so its REAL

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Nichael posted:

what's the song in Hypernormalization at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fny99f8amM&t=5716s ?

it's driving me crazy not knowing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FFIFsK1duw

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Taintrunner posted:

well actually,

it died march 2003 when the bush administration launched an illegal war on intel based on the classic Michael bay film "t3h Rawkz"

It's not illegal if the President does it.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

FAUXTON posted:

I wonder if antifa can just rig up their own weapons like aluminum bats partway full of lead shot so when they swing the shot all collects in the business end as it goes through the arc and adds extra power to the swing.

wait

wouldn't the initial swing have less power because the end of the bat is lighter

is there an equation that can figure out if doing this would actually result in a net increase of inertia

nopants
May 29, 2004
Are the norks some subspecies of goblin? Orks from the northern mountains?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



you're a very cool and handsome dude, thanks

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rushi posted:

holy SMOKES TRUMP WAS GONNA SPELL WEED

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

like the mercury inside of terminus est???

sorry mercury is no longer a planet

blame neil degrasse tyson


BOOK OF THE NO PLANETS

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

FAUXTON posted:

I wonder if antifa can just rig up their own weapons like aluminum bats partway full of lead shot so when they swing the shot all collects in the business end as it goes through the arc and adds extra power to the swing.

go the full distance and just rig up a gunblade at that point

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
there actually are no planets

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


lmao SNL had a "Nothing matters" joke

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

he legalized it, A Good President

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
we all live on cuckrocks

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

THIS IS SO BIT (big if true)

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Squizzle posted:

yeah the mercury inside terminus est is in it to add weight to the end on the downstroke so it chops heads better

I mean that sounds similar but a bat ain't chopping poo poo. An aluminum bat is like 2 lbs so adding another couple pounds of lead shot won't make it too heavy but the added force of all that weight being slung to the end means you're bashing the gently caress out of the fash.

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Baloogan posted:

there actually are no planets

https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws/status/863066727646609408

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Taintrunner posted:

he legalized it, A Good President

even tho i don't partake in weed; trudeau will get a +1 in my books if he actually legalizes it
im still skeptical, hes so utterly incompetent at actually doing anything (both good and bad) that i think it could slide

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


i think most of em eat each other day 1

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i heard antifa use nunchucks with weed in em

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

change my name posted:

go the full distance and just rig up a gunblade at that point

Pull L1 at the right moment to add extra bash to the fash

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

i heard antifa use nunchucks with weed in em

4chan issued that fatwa against the bike lock guy

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Make u think

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

i think most of em eat each other day 1

you telling me that no man's land, boosted, and vile weren't cannibalized at some point?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Rushi posted:

THIS IS SO BIT (big if true)

breaking scooplet BIT

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

we all live on cuckrocks

cuckrock flats

take that music of the sphereCUCKS

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

this isn't final fantasy 8

yeah you morons it's actually 10 and also i'm auron *drinks heavily, is jaded*

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Baloogan posted:

4chan issued that fatwa against the bike lock guy

lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

quote:

One health aspect Trump is transparent about : He doesn’t like to break a sweat. To be more precise, he thinks physical activity will kill you faster.

In a remarkable New Yorker story this week about how Donald Trump could realistically be removed from the presidency, Evan Osnos writes: “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

The Trump “human body as non-rechargeable battery” theory was first detailed by Michael Kranish and Marc Fisher in their 2016 book, Trump Revealed:

After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, “You are going to die young because of this.”

On the campaign trail, we learned that Trump didn’t dedicate any extra time to breaking a sweat because he believes exercise is actually harmful, according to this 2015 New York Times profile:

Trump said he was not following any special diet or exercise regimen for the campaign. ‘‘All my friends who work out all the time, they’re going for knee replacements, hip replacements — they’re a disaster,’’ he said. He exerts himself fully by standing in front of an audience for an hour, as he just did. ‘‘That’s exercise.’”

Let’s pause to consider how remarkably backward this is.

There was a time when doctors would have concurred with Trump on this. That was the Victorian era. Back then, people worried a physical activity could cause everything from exhaustion and heart palpitations, particularly in women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5TlXOkpHI

anime tupac
Oct 25, 2010

stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Squizzle posted:

we'll end these guerras rancheras soon enough and go back to our civilian avs

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

cuckrock flats

take that music of the sphereCUCKS

there prob are some somewhat flat disk cuckrocks out there in the universe and aliens who live on em would be like "lol what no way you can believe the earth is sphereical just doesn't make sense duder"

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

4chan issued that fatwa against the bike lock guy

gurm issued a fat(bel)was

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