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An Ivy League education and professional model shoot paid for by dad. Yeah, jealousy might be an emotion going through people's head there. "Jealous? "
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:01 |
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Edie Sedgwick was an anorexic, mentally Ill junkie. Why in the world would you ever compare your own daughter to that sad lady.
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:13 |
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She was pretty and that is all that matters.
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:15 |
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Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters.
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:47 |
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RoboRodent posted:Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters. For a second it didn't click that you were a female goon and i was picturing the stereotypical 400 lbs male goon posing in lingerie for his dad. And now all of you are too
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# ? May 15, 2017 03:52 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Sounds like shark cartilage, which unfortunately is quackery. Yeah that's it quote:The ongoing consumption of shark cartilage supplements has been linked to a significant decline in shark populations When it's already quackery. Why can't they just make it from mixing honey with alcohol and orange juice instead of endangered animals. Catberry has a new favorite as of 05:37 on May 15, 2017 |
# ? May 15, 2017 05:29 |
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I really like the suggestion that chicken breasts are, you know, breasts
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# ? May 15, 2017 05:42 |
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HAT FETISH posted:I really like the suggestion that chicken breasts are, you know, breasts Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands.
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# ? May 15, 2017 06:02 |
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RFC2324 posted:female goon Mods please name change.
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# ? May 15, 2017 06:31 |
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there wolf posted:Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands. Chicken pecs/pectorals doesn't sound as appetising.
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# ? May 15, 2017 06:45 |
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RoboRodent posted:Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters. HAHA SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH
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# ? May 15, 2017 07:03 |
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Mmm, chest mussels
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# ? May 15, 2017 08:33 |
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Chesticles, or, conversely, breasticles.
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# ? May 15, 2017 10:05 |
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there wolf posted:Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands. Run into KFC and loudly order a Bucket Of Chicken Tits.
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# ? May 15, 2017 10:10 |
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HAT FETISH posted:Mmm, chest mussels Found on pirate booty.
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# ? May 15, 2017 12:26 |
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Idiot or maybe just senile
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# ? May 15, 2017 12:32 |
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Foxhound posted:Idiot or maybe just senile Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page?
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# ? May 15, 2017 12:34 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page? Social media has had the unintended (?) side effect of spotlighting the loneliness and emotional famine experienced by the elderly in our culture.
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# ? May 15, 2017 12:40 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Social media has had the unintended (?) side effect of spotlighting the loneliness and emotional famine experienced by the elderly in our culture. Edit: This is a better own: https://twitter.com/shannoncoulter/status/863925146943344640 Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 12:44 on May 15, 2017 |
# ? May 15, 2017 12:41 |
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RFC2324 posted:For a second it didn't click that you were a female goon and i was picturing the stereotypical 400 lbs male goon posing in lingerie for his dad. Don't kink shame me.
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# ? May 15, 2017 15:21 |
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RIP Earl's guinea pig.
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# ? May 15, 2017 15:31 |
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Ha ha ha, oh wow Milo Yiannopoulos: Cultural Marxist in Not So Conservative Clothing
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# ? May 15, 2017 16:25 |
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HAT FETISH posted:Mmm, chest mussels Drunk posting at the beach. It was inevitable.
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# ? May 15, 2017 16:50 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Ha ha ha, oh wow Did not expect Urban Dictionary as a source for a non-slang term
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# ? May 15, 2017 17:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page? Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM e: Sorry the second one is a repost, the two images are packed together and I am lazy
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# ? May 15, 2017 18:27 |
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Rough Lobster posted:HAHA SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters?
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:00 |
unwantedplatypus posted:Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters? Because it's more politically acceptable than wanting to gently caress their sons.
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:04 |
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They're all about that ROI
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:06 |
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unwantedplatypus posted:Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters? Because why put all of the effort into raising the perfect woman, only to have someone else have sex with her? Question Mark Mound posted:I think this is probably more AUG than IOSM but I shouldn't really open that thread in work so enjoy someone who should never be allowed to have, or be around, children.
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:06 |
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unwantedplatypus posted:Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters? Father-daughter loving is in the Bible.
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:34 |
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cash crab posted:Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM I love seeing these, it's funny as hell and at the same time.
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:34 |
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Because a daughter is the ideal woman, i.e. one that you control
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# ? May 15, 2017 19:36 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Father-daughter loving is in the Bible. That was date rape though.
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# ? May 15, 2017 20:07 |
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SpacePig posted:Because why put all of the effort into raising the perfect woman, only to have someone else have sex with her? Why bother raising your own fruit if you don't get to enjoy once i... *vomits*
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# ? May 15, 2017 20:16 |
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PhazonLink posted:That was date rape though. Pretty sure sedating a woman is foreplay for a conservative politician.
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# ? May 15, 2017 20:22 |
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cash crab posted:Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/ Enjoy. zoux has a new favorite as of 20:54 on May 15, 2017 |
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Elblanco posted:Pretty sure sedating a woman is foreplay for a conservative politician. Biblically, it wasn't the woman who was sedated.
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# ? May 15, 2017 20:51 |
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Ularg posted:Why bother raising your own fruit if you don't get to enjoy once i... *vomits* Why should I raise a tree all my life only to have the tree itself choose who or what eats its fruit? e: Man, this is great. Beth may actually Doris Pringle-Brule.
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Idiots on Social Media: it's my birthday cracker bargel
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