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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

An Ivy League education and professional model shoot paid for by dad. Yeah, jealousy might be an emotion going through people's head there.

"Jealous? :smaug:"

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
Edie Sedgwick was an anorexic, mentally Ill junkie. Why in the world would you ever compare your own daughter to that sad lady.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
She was pretty and that is all that matters.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

RoboRodent posted:

Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters.

For a second it didn't click that you were a female goon and i was picturing the stereotypical 400 lbs male goon posing in lingerie for his dad.

And now all of you are too

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

Stoatbringer posted:

Sounds like shark cartilage, which unfortunately is quackery.

Yeah that's it

quote:

The ongoing consumption of shark cartilage supplements has been linked to a significant decline in shark populations

:smith:

When it's already quackery. Why can't they just make it from mixing honey with alcohol and orange juice instead of endangered animals.

Catberry has a new favorite as of 05:37 on May 15, 2017

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I really like the suggestion that chicken breasts are, you know, breasts

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

HAT FETISH posted:

I really like the suggestion that chicken breasts are, you know, breasts

Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

female goon

Mods please name change.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



there wolf posted:

Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands.

Chicken pecs/pectorals doesn't sound as appetising.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

RoboRodent posted:

Man, I'm sure glad my dad doesn't have a Twitter account to post lingerie photos of me and my sisters.

HAHA SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Mmm, chest mussels

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Chesticles, or, conversely, breasticles.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

there wolf posted:

Well they are, just the chest mussels of a chicken and no mammary glands.

Run into KFC and loudly order a Bucket Of Chicken Tits.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

HAT FETISH posted:

Mmm, chest mussels

Found on pirate booty.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Idiot or maybe just senile

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Foxhound posted:

Idiot or maybe just senile



Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page? :confused:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page? :confused:

Social media has had the unintended (?) side effect of spotlighting the loneliness and emotional famine experienced by the elderly in our culture.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pastry of the Year posted:

Social media has had the unintended (?) side effect of spotlighting the loneliness and emotional famine experienced by the elderly in our culture.

:smith:

Edit:


This is a better own:

https://twitter.com/shannoncoulter/status/863925146943344640

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 12:44 on May 15, 2017

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

For a second it didn't click that you were a female goon and i was picturing the stereotypical 400 lbs male goon posing in lingerie for his dad.

And now all of you are too

Don't kink shame me.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
RIP Earl's guinea pig.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Ha ha ha, oh wow

Milo Yiannopoulos: Cultural Marxist in Not So Conservative Clothing

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

HAT FETISH posted:

Mmm, chest mussels

Drunk posting at the beach. It was inevitable.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Did not expect Urban Dictionary as a source for a non-slang term

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Why are they discussing the death of their pet with the Kmart page? :confused:

Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM







e: Sorry the second one is a repost, the two images are packed together and I am lazy

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

Rough Lobster posted:

HAHA SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU ENOUGH

Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

unwantedplatypus posted:

Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters?

Because it's more politically acceptable than wanting to gently caress their sons.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

They're all about that ROI

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

unwantedplatypus posted:

Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters?

Because why put all of the effort into raising the perfect woman, only to have someone else have sex with her?

Question Mark Mound posted:

I think this is probably more AUG than IOSM but I shouldn't really open that thread in work so enjoy someone who should never be allowed to have, or be around, children.


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

unwantedplatypus posted:

Why do so many conservatives want to gently caress their daughters?

Father-daughter loving is in the Bible.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

cash crab posted:

Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM







e: Sorry the second one is a repost, the two images are packed together and I am lazy

I love seeing these, it's funny as hell and :3: at the same time.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Because a daughter is the ideal woman, i.e. one that you control

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Father-daughter loving is in the Bible.

That was date rape though.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

SpacePig posted:

Because why put all of the effort into raising the perfect woman, only to have someone else have sex with her?

Why bother raising your own fruit if you don't get to enjoy once i... *vomits*

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

PhazonLink posted:

That was date rape though.

Pretty sure sedating a woman is foreplay for a conservative politician.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

cash crab posted:

Old people interacting with corporations on social media is my favourite genre of IoSM


https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/

Enjoy.



zoux has a new favorite as of 20:54 on May 15, 2017

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Elblanco posted:

Pretty sure sedating a woman is foreplay for a conservative politician.

Biblically, it wasn't the woman who was sedated.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ularg posted:

Why bother raising your own fruit if you don't get to enjoy once i... *vomits*

Why should I raise a tree all my life only to have the tree itself choose who or what eats its fruit?

e:

Man, this is great. Beth may actually Doris Pringle-Brule.

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hanales
Nov 3, 2013
Idiots on Social Media: it's my birthday cracker bargel

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