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Gringostar posted:i do this just to piss off the olds because gently caress them doin' the lords work imo nearly saw a fistfight because of it once but security, being the omnipresent ghosts that they are, swooped in and hauled them out before it could escalate
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If you can't afford to waste thousands at the casino get ur finances right
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Iron Crowned posted:
im guilty as hell of this in video game casinos i get stubborn after i lose enough and am sure that the second i stop picking the same number it will turn up i'm actually almost always right about that, tbf
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Iron Crowned posted:Keep in mind, those types of statistics don't differentiate between cops being killed in a shootout, falling asleep at the wheel and crossing the center line, or getting killed off duty in a house fire. or having a heart attack at their desk maybe
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Thom and the Heads posted:this game looks insanely boring its actually insanely good if you're into the system shock genre Anime Schoolgirl posted:would it surprise you to know that chris avellone wrote the second half of the game including the ending? i like his poo poo, so idk. bad ending doesn't make me regret it. everything up to the end was a blast. haven't gotten this vibe from a game since ss2
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Baloogan posted:god drat it please pretend at least your older than me so i don't feel bad copy pasting your posts in arguments with family when i want to sound smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you couldnt sound smart hanging out with cyrano de bergerac
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Baloogan posted:god drat it please pretend at least your older than me so i don't feel bad copy pasting your posts in arguments with family when i want to sound smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as far as I can tell "millennial" is used for anyone born after 1904
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Probably doesn't help that a lot of game RNGs are modified like that so players don't go too long and abandon the game. It honestly wouldn't be surprising if casinos (assuming they could legally) tracked players and gave them token payouts if they were on a losing streak to keep them engaged. That degree of manipulation would probably be illegal. Slot machine code has to be reviewed and audited by gaming commissions.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Probably doesn't help that a lot of game RNGs are modified like that so players don't go too long and abandon the game. It honestly wouldn't be surprising if casinos (assuming they could legally) tracked players and gave them token payouts if they were on a losing streak to keep them engaged. They do track your wins, most casinos have loyalty cards, and will give you free poo poo if you're on a losing streak. They big data the hell out of people with loyalty cards
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Your honour, i am also sans coulettes. I thimk we should guillotine this motherfucker.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Probably doesn't help that a lot of game RNGs are modified like that so players don't go too long and abandon the game. It honestly wouldn't be surprising if casinos (assuming they could legally) tracked players and gave them token payouts if they were on a losing streak to keep them engaged. "sure I lost $1000 at this blackjack table, but my Valued Player card got me an average-ish steak dinner so I had a pretty good night anyway"
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Joementum posted:as far as I can tell "millennial" is used for anyone born after 1904 ur my dad's smart son
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Baloogan posted:god drat it please pretend at least your older than me so i don't feel bad copy pasting your posts in arguments with family when i want to sound smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second you speak with your family
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the lesson here is don't gamble, unless you're a korean esports wizard who can magically turn one dollar into a thousand through poker wizardry
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This case is either going very poorly or disturbingly well for trump https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/864162281269194752
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we're all millennials now
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paranoid randroid posted:i hate Megyn Kelly because she named her kids poo poo like Thatcher and Yardley but santa claus is white
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euphronius posted:ssi - supplementary income program. like 900 a month. means tested. can't have more than 2000 Ah, OK, I see. For SSI: https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/text-resources-ussi.htm quote:
So there's a $2,000 limit but it only really applies to poo poo you probably won't have if you're qualifying for SSI in the first place. Extra homes, vehicles, investment properties and purchases, that sort of thing
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skaboomizzy posted:"sure I lost $1000 at this blackjack table, but my Valued Player card got me an average-ish steak dinner so I had a pretty good night anyway" people unironically believe this
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i dont think i can ever go to Vegas cuz i got terrible impulse control
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Iron Crowned posted:They do track your wins, most casinos have loyalty cards, and will give you free poo poo if you're on a losing streak. They big data the hell out of people with loyalty cards "i see you have lost a total of $5000 over the course of the year, please, enjoy this lobster dinner on us" e: oh damnit skaboomizzy, my unique joke!!!!!!!
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Joementum posted:This case is either going very poorly or disturbingly well for trump very poorly
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Hey what gives, I haven't received my Trump Tweet as promised in your Kickstarter. Did I fall for another crowd funding scam?
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babypolis posted:i thought you could find slot machines with near 50% odds and those were the best value in a casino idk about that, but from what I've seen you have to shove minimum 50 dollars into any modern slot machine (if playing the minimum bet which is usually like 30-50 cents) in order to see an upside and then it's all about whether or not you've got the gumption to walk away with like 10-20 bucks. Multiply all numbers if you want to high roll and max bet. 10% of the time this doesn't work at all, and maybe 15% of the time you'll double your money or better. The real factor going on is how long it can get you to sit at the machine, the longer you sit the more it will tempt you with upsides, but for most people the longer you sit the more likely it is that you don't walk away and inevitably get robbed.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:we're all millennials now I've spent far too long being disaffected and browbeaten by Boomers to give up on being Gen-X just yet. Also, that would require effort, which my parents' generation has repeatedly assured me is something to which we're all allergic.
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the hawaii attorney just said big league!!!
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Vladimir Putin posted:That degree of manipulation would probably be illegal. Slot machine code has to be reviewed and audited by gaming commissions. reminder that slot machines are way more rigorously tested than voting machines
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euphronius posted:ssi - supplementary income program. like 900 a month. means tested. can't have more than 2000 SSI is actually a little over ~$620 per month.
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paranoid randroid posted:i dont think i can ever go to Vegas cuz i got terrible impulse control don't worry, just stay inside the casino and you'll be safe from con artists looking to capitalize on that.
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a.lo posted:Wait a second like, daily. man i post skype chats with my dad p often itt  
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Serf posted:that'll come later, for like the 5th press secretary wh press sec is nowadays a high turnover job tho, at least compared to other high visibility admin positions mind you that means they last 1½-3 years typically, but trump!!!!!
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Mirthless posted:Ah, OK, I see. For SSI: most of these people live with their parents so the free rent will be deducted.
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a.lo posted:Wait a second im actually p normal lol i just unload my Bad Opinions here so i can exist in civil canadian society
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Fullhouse posted:people unironically believe this Lady I worked with was in the VIP club at the local casino, which is something like 250k/yr in total expenditures, and I know she wasn't making more than 70k/yr at the job she was working Like, drat, I get it, you're good at gambling, but you've literally gambled your entire year's salary four times over, maybe you have a problem???
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Squizzle posted:wh press sec is nowadays a high turnover job tho, at least compared to other high visibility admin positions given trump time dilation spicer has been press sec for roughly 8 thousand years
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whydirt posted:I'm a Willenial
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Yinlock posted:given trump time dilation spicer has been press sec for roughly 8 thousand years the china approach
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I've spent far too long being disaffected and browbeaten by Boomers to give up on being Gen-X just yet. Also, that would require effort, which my parents' generation has repeatedly assured me is something to which we're all allergic. being born in 81 i'm in the odd place of being both a gen-x and millennial but not really either and it owns
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