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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/864188249773944832

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
nyeeeeh, nice auto plant you fellas got here..... be a shame if somethin' was to happen to it....

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/benjaminpenn/status/864123288842317825

of course a guy who wears a fedora and looks like a cross between judge doom and the crypt keeper is besties with bannon

of course

so do these idiots really still believe they're the friends of (white) labor

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

This guy got handed property by his grandfather at 19, and then got a couple hundred thou from his grandpa on top of that.

What I'm saying is, can we get a guillotine on a plane?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I wasnt watching did spicer announce his canning or is trump's bodyguard going to visit him later and break his legs

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

https://www.twitch.tv/misterrogers

Mister Rogers is gonna be streaming on Twitch until June 3rd. Right now they're showing the video of Mr Rogers speaking to congress.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


You know reading this transcript, Trump did a good job with this speech, it's like perfectly targetted and the part of everyone can be President is like the first time I've ever seen him try to be inspirational.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

pathetic little tramp posted:

This guy got handed property by his grandfather at 19, and then got a couple hundred thou from his grandpa on top of that.

What I'm saying is, can we get a guillotine on a plane?

he's australian so we could just attach a guillotine to a boomerang

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dork457 posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/misterrogers

Mister Rogers is gonna be streaming on Twitch until June 3rd. Right now they're showing the video of Mr Rogers speaking to congress.

Mr Rogers is DEAD

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dork457 posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/misterrogers

Mister Rogers is gonna be streaming on Twitch until June 3rd. Right now they're showing the video of Mr Rogers speaking to congress.

Mr. Rogers was from Pittsburgh.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

his skull shape really throws me off



WHAT THE gently caress

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

obstruction of justice is a def bigly high crime and misdemeanor btw

how can the department of justice obstruct itself

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

it's at dark times like these i'm glad that Jeb! is earth president.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol it has only been a week since Yates did her big hearing on the hill

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/864176752318455808

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Baloogan posted:

roger stone is so weird that i don't think anyone can really compare

hes got a whole room / office dedicated to nixon memorabilia; went to a milo event with a call girl named bubbles and got inducted into the proud boys

hes like, someone outta a comic book. Or a space alien.

yea

hes super hosed up and im amazed you dont love him

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

pathetic little tramp posted:

This guy got handed property by his grandfather at 19, and then got a couple hundred thou from his grandpa on top of that.

What I'm saying is, can we get a guillotine on a plane?

I don't want to read it, but why is avocado toast bad?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
i can't believe the official line from the white house press secretary is 'actually Trump was very brave and sacrificed a lot firing the FBI director suddenly'

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Internet Webguy posted:

or u could have just memorized this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

trigger warning: it mentions paletstine as a country

also Scotland :scotland:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what are the appropriate places for a nixon tatt. asking for a friend.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Utz posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

Frontal lobe collapse.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/864196092069638146

In "things still kind of lumber along" news

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't want to read it, but why is avocado toast bad?

if you stupid millenials stopped buying $19 avocado toast you could be like me and buy a house and become a real estate mogul

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/864106438305730560

Alcoholism does not lead to racism! Baloogan was wrong.

In vino veritas

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

yea

hes super hosed up and im amazed you dont love him

I'm... impressed by him. I like him as a 'character' but holy poo poo its pretty hosed up that he is real.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

his skull shape really throws me off



ONE OF US

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



all it took was the lack of criticism over the unofficial sotu address for me to not sub to nyt

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't want to read it, but why is avocado toast bad?

Avocado is expensive. Dumb millennials should stick to beans, something I've never had to eat because I'm rich

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
"sorry sir... you're about 20,000 avocado sandwiches short of the required minimum down payment for this home"

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

how can the department of justice obstruct itself

very carefully and boy are its arms tired!

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

This is worth a listen, whether you're daycrewing in the midst of ignoring your work, or nighting it up drunk in a cabin Ted Kazinsky style: http://www.wnyc.org/story/why-normal-news-language-unfit-trump/

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

pathetic little tramp posted:

This guy got handed property by his grandfather at 19, and then got a couple hundred thou from his grandpa on top of that.

What I'm saying is, can we get a guillotine on a plane?

But he didn't waste it on avocados. Don't be so willfully dense. Stop making so much guac.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

obstruct my dong.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
its good to know from real estate mogul man that i could have been just like him if i just stopped eating this danged avocado toast

:hai:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Photo of the Day: 5/15/17 by The White House, on Flickr

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
just poo poo on the toast like in the old days

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
try the new arugula grey poupon avacado toast latte at millenialbucks

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O50uMRsTd78

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Fullhouse posted:

its not astroturfed so much as the only people calling themselves that are useless centrists that don't do anything

I think it is just an extension of a lot of the same people/ideas that Hillary's campaign focused on in that they spend a whole lot of time doing things that people who already hate Trump will think are cool but don't do any actual outreach to people who aren't already never Trumps. Which makes sense given that the DNC hired a bunch of Hillary's messaging people to run the DNC communications department. The focus group of "Hardcore Centrists" think it is awesome and that's the only people they interact with so they probably don't even realize how lame a lot of it looks.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/NYTnickc/status/864182129151926274

reporter: mr. burr, question-

burr: *grabs dry cleaning* I REGRET NOOOTTHHHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!
literally gene hackman in the birdcage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kol215exReY&t=125s

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