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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

euphronius posted:

oh I forgot : carbs bad

wrong. the body of Christ propels me.

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

one of my friends has, in front of me, put a piece of bread on a plate and poured about three tablespoons of milk on it and then covered it with cinnamon sugar and eaten it with a fork

i think they might be day crew

nah this is like a holland/scandanavian thing

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Mirthless posted:

The caloric density and specifically where those calories come from is part of why Avocados are so great, they're incredibly filling and substantial and aren't loaded with carbohydrates. If you're not eating garbage and your diet is balanced more towards fat and protein and less towards sugar there's nothing wrong with having a couple of Avocados every day

avocados are plant butter

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



change my name posted:

I'm trying to get through a jar of kimchi a week in a weird attempt to verify whether it helps your complexion

i love kimchi but i dont think i could handle that much

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

one of my friends has, in front of me, put a piece of bread on a plate and poured about three tablespoons of milk on it and then covered it with cinnamon sugar and eaten it with a fork

i think they might be day crew

sounds like your friend is pretty milquetoast dude

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Mirthless posted:

The caloric density and specifically where those calories come from is part of why Avocados are so great, they're incredibly filling and substantial and aren't loaded with carbohydrates. If you're not eating garbage and your diet is balanced more towards fat and protein and less towards sugar there's nothing wrong with having a couple of Avocados every day

My big problem is figuring out when they go from horrifically underripe to its all brown and gooey.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fullhouse posted:

avocados are plant butter

cow butter is better :colbert:

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Shear Modulus posted:

i love kimchi but i dont think i could handle that much

it's not really that much for like a 16 oz jar, just adding it over eggs in the morning uses a bunch

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The Glumslinger posted:

My big problem is figuring out when they go from horrifically underripe to its all brown and gooey.

do you store them next to apples or something?

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

euphronius posted:

I probably meant epicureans

Yeah, stoics were like "this is as it should be so why fret" while epicureans were like "poo poo is chaotic so why fret."

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

change my name posted:

nah this is like a holland/scandanavian thing

that makes sense their whole family is norwegian as gently caress

Agean90 posted:

sounds like your friend is pretty milquetoast dude

poo poo, nice

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

one of my friends has, in front of me, put a piece of bread on a plate and poured about three tablespoons of milk on it and then covered it with cinnamon sugar and eaten it with a fork

i think they might be day crew

but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

one of my friends has, in front of me, put a piece of bread on a plate and poured about three tablespoons of milk on it and then covered it with cinnamon sugar and eaten it with a fork

i think they might be day crew

this is just French toast if you skip half the steps???

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Rip_Van_Winkle posted:

that makes sense their whole family is norwegian as gently caress

ugh

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Shear Modulus posted:

want to hear a funny story, i have an internship this summer for a superstar company in silicon valley and >90% of the sublets i can find on craigslist cost more than 100% of what i will be paid but yeah its definitely the $10 meals

Maybe if you weren't gorging yourself on avocados and unicorn lattes everyday you could be able to afford it you lazy millennial.

:::pays $600 a month in student loans, graduates to a $38,000 a year job:::

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

change my name posted:

I only eat the pits out of avocados because they're poisonous

ah, the "liberal rhetoric" diet

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Iron Crowned posted:

chicken nuggies and tater tots are a pro meal for every day

only if you earn those tendies

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Nastier Nate posted:

Maybe if you weren't gorging yourself on avocados and unicorn lattes everyday you could be able to afford it you lazy millennial.

:::pays $600 a month in student loans, graduates to a $38,000 a year job:::

Should have learned a trade instead bro :smuggo:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mayor Dave posted:

only if you earn those tendies

I did by not eating avocado toast

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the places that sell avocado toast should also sell fried avocado

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864203684565192704
can i do this with this thread?

mods?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Baloogan posted:

he has a nixon tat on his upper back



and hangs out with alex jones

hes so loving weird
I enjoy when he rushes to the InfoWars studios to interrupt a live broadcast to tell everyone that he's been poisoned (he feels sick) or he just survived an assassination attempt (he got into a fender bender).

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Iron Crowned posted:

Should have learned a trade instead bro :smuggo:

im starting to think i shouldve done this instead of learning computers

going to need to know how to weld spikes onto my death buggy in the coming water wars

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
also, the smbc today is nite crew as gently caress if you are a fish

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

avocado

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Internet Webguy posted:

can i do this with this thread?

mods?

donate to lowtax and ask him if we can get in 5-10 years with the new forums upgrade

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

chicken nuggies and tater tots are a pro /pol/ meal for every day

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/864172754349703171

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
I do not care for avocado.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
gently caress avocados :colbert:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Knight posted:

I enjoy when he rushes to the InfoWars studios to interrupt a live broadcast to tell everyone that he's been poisoned (he feels sick) or he just survived an assassination attempt (he got into a fender bender).

or when he rushes into a MSM studio to announce that he too is being wiretapped

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yes hello Jake i would just like to let everyone know that i too am shady af

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i like guac a lot but who eats just plain rear end avocado?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I do not care for avocado.

is it mod sass to say this is an extremely bad opinion

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Business Gorillas posted:

i like guac a lot but who eats just plain rear end avocado?

people who can't buy houses

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

eat my dick and call it rick.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mayor Dave posted:

is it mod sass to say this is an extremely bad opinion

Simply being absurdly wrong is not usually considered mod sass, no.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



seriouspost: chipotle guac being like $2.00 for a spoonful is fuckin bullshit

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Business Gorillas posted:

i like guac a lot but who eats just plain rear end avocado?

On a sandwich it is very good

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
this page is so jeb!crew

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

GobiasIndustries posted:

gently caress avocados :smugdon:

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