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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhGn5AXA1SM

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Business Gorillas posted:

seriouspost: chipotle guac being like $2.00 for a spoonful is fuckin bullshit

Chipotle's spoonful of guac is like a cup.

10 years ago we used to go buy their large guac to go because it was cheaper than making it ourselves and it's delicious.

Trump bad.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
unsurprisingly that clip showcases another instance of trump ignorance re: what is a bright line

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Gonna be really funny when some NSA zero-day is used by a foreign entity to drain all of America's bank accounts.

The Day of Jubilee shall come, inshallah

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
don't worry, millenials won't be able to afford avocados or even everyday vegetables soon because of our migrant labor shortage

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
You can't get crunch wraps or Doritos Tacos Locos at Chipotle

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


this owns and doesn't afraid of anything

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Simply being absurdly wrong is not usually considered mod sass, no.

can confirm, i say wrong things constantly and aggressively

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

i like guac a lot but who eats just plain rear end avocado?

try it with some lawry's or Johnny seasoning type salt. tasty

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Junkyard Poodle posted:

try it with some lawry's or Johnny seasoning type salt. tasty

explains why you don't have a house

smh.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Citizen Tayne posted:

He's a financial software developer

like i said, a software engineer :q:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

eonwe posted:

don't worry, snake people won't be able to afford avocados or even everyday vegetables soon because of our migrant labor shortage

also mexico's avocado crop is way smaller than expected this year, so they're going to get really expensive soon

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Simply being absurdly wrong is not usually considered mod sass, no.

ahem

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Mirthless posted:

Is there anyone in the world who could keep up with the amount of poo poo he has to dodge, though?

I mean, Spicey seems like he's really bad at his job but I don't think there is anyone in America who has a job this lovely that isn't dealing with literal, actual poo poo so how can any of us criticize his performance?
like so:

sean spicer is v bad at everything he does

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/864203359850573825

why isn't trump firing spicer immediately like he did with comey?

hmmmmmmm



comey must of used the nonprofit golf clubs

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nonsense posted:

this owns and doesn't afraid of anything

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


why would you travel and not eat the local food

that's the best part of traveling

you might as well just watch high-definition videos in bumfuck, ohio if you're not going to actually experience what living there is like

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

eonwe posted:

don't worry, millenials won't be able to afford avocados or even everyday vegetables soon because of our migrant labor shortage

you want strawberries PICK EM YERSELVES!!!!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



bumpy came through with the correct take on the avocado thing


https://twitter.com/pbump/status/864200557795442688

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

owns

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

also mexico's avocado crop is way smaller than expected this year, so they're going to get really expensive soon

Mexico is electing a gently caress TRUMP government next year, so expect agribusiness to BECOME GREAT AGAIN

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mayor Dave posted:

also mexico's avocado crop is way smaller than expected this year, so they're going to get really expensive soon

From almonds to avocado, all the hipster foods are getting expensive

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
jus putting together a sick playlist to play in the background as i glance out the window in a wistful melancholic fashion

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

also mexico's avocado crop is way smaller than expected this year, so they're going to get really expensive soon

good thing this will help us prepare for the increased food prices later this year as everything is left to rot on the plant.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
oh

spicer is getting talked about more than trump i get it now hes gone

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

you want strawberries PICK EM YERSELVES!!!!

i ain't pickin' one of the only foods that can be fumigated with methyl bromide are you nuts

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
All three of them in the same place at once....

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/863804924060205056

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Idea: A new DC comics universe reboot to capitalize on Marvel's new love for white privilege and Nazi's where The Flash travels through time and space changing the ethnicity of the victims of every one of the multiverse's greatest tragedies into black people....

Crisis Actors on Infinite Earths.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SKULL.GIF posted:

why would you travel and not eat the local food

that's the best part of traveling

you might as well just watch high-definition videos in bumfuck, ohio if you're not going to actually experience what living there is like

How else am I going to get a selfie at macu pichu?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

also mexico's avocado crop is way smaller than expected this year, so they're going to get really expensive soon

i'm glad for the avocado trees at my moms place then :yum:

zakkro
May 29, 2015


I just remembered that Trump thinks I pay $15 health care premiums lol

Last week was great

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
put the knife down goku

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

tacodaemon posted:

bumpy came through with the correct take on the avocado thing


https://twitter.com/pbump/status/864200557795442688

the word "troll" entering modern language is suuuuuper bad

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Thom and the Heads posted:

the word "troll" entering modern language is suuuuuper bad

"entering"?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gringostar posted:

i'm glad for the avocado trees at my moms place then :yum:

guac socialism

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Thom and the Heads posted:

the word "troll" entering modern language is suuuuuper bad

lol

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

tacodaemon posted:

bumpy came through with the correct take on the avocado thing


https://twitter.com/pbump/status/864200557795442688

I've been doxxed

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
c-avocado

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i love that manual labor is so alien to many white peoples that farms can successfully turn picking their crops into a tourist experience.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
:siren: baloogan :siren:

it's time to go home

http://www.rollcall.com/news/hoh/architect-of-the-capitol-installs-ramps-for-duck-safety-in-capitol-reflecting-pool

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