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Gynovore posted:Anxiety is the boner-killer. Anxiety is the little death that brings total limpness. I will face my anxiety. I will permit it to pass over me and out my dick. And when it is gone I will turn my boner to see it's path. When the anxiety is gone there will be hardness. Only the boner will remain. If you gently caress without rhythm, you won't deflate the worm Confessor: Are you on antidepressants or anti-anxiety medication? They can sap your mojo something fierce come prime time. If not, just ease into it. There's no rush, and when it happens, it'll happen. And be happy you've made so much progress. You've done an outstanding thing by coming so far from your previous situation. It doesn't hurt to give yourself a pat on the back when you've done well, friend.
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Gynovore posted:Anxiety is the boner-killer. Anxiety is the little death that brings total limpness. I will face my anxiety. I will permit it to pass over me and out my dick. And when it is gone I will turn my boner to see it's path. When the anxiety is gone there will be hardness. Only the boner will remain. I thought the little death was the end-game of a boner.
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Gynovore posted:Anxiety is the boner-killer. Anxiety is the little death that brings total limpness. I will face my anxiety. I will permit it to pass over me and out my dick. And when it is gone I will turn my boner to see it's path. When the anxiety is gone there will be hardness. Only the boner will remain. Also, get her to suck your limp dick. It may not get hard, but it will still feel good.
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# ? May 15, 2017 21:58 |
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RFC2324 posted:Also, get her to suck your limp dick. It may not get hard, but it will still feel good. Come to think of it, spending less time worrying about whether your dick is getting hard and more time concentrating on enjoying how soft-sucking feels could potentially solve your other problem by itself #mindfulness rackin up limp-dick advice ITT
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loquacius posted:limp-dick advice ITT Yeah I'd say that about sums it all up
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OutOfPrint posted:I thought the little death was the end-game of a boner. La petiter mort
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Putty posted:I looked into the Keto diet and I'm not exactly sure if it is legit or will kill you. Like all health stuff there's a lot of woo and broscience surrounding these kinds of diets; a lot of the whole "it makes your body switch to fat burning mode" and etc are kind of misguided/misinterpreted It certainly: 1) burns up glycogen stores, so you'll lose a bunch of "water weight" early on; I went hiking once when on a keto diet and I bonked harder than ever before 2) help a lot with blood sugar instability It certainly can result in long term weight loss and deal with hunger issues imo I know its been proposed as part of treatment (well, high fat, moderate protein, low carbohydrates) for chronically obese people because its a diet that can control blood sugar pretty well, helping with insulin sensitivity and hopefully leptin sensitivity as well. I have no idea how long a person would have to stay on it to sort out these kinds of problems, probably indefinately
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As a lesbian trapped in a mans' body (straight male), there is nothing wrong about getting turned on by chicks dancing/playing with themselves on the internet. You are okay, Camgirl-Lesbian. Glad to help.
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quote:I am living in a pretty unique/wonderful relationship right now. However, it is a bit outside the norm for people. So yeah, confession time. quote:Several years ago Hulk Hogan was wrestling for TNA Wrestling. I worked at Universal Studios, which is where that show was filmed. sorry for yet another wrestling fesh, here's a bonus to make up for it quote:My wife threatened to divorce me and take half of my money. So I did something I'm not proud of, but which needed to be done - I hit her. yeah uh I'm sorry to tell you this but you guys should probably divorce and in doing so she might take half your money
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You should have sat on Hulk Hogan, that'll show him I always figure asking for autographs from people is a bad idea 100% of the time.
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# ? May 16, 2017 03:52 |
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Start pulling out thousands and thousands of dollars from your joint accounts and put the cash somewhere safe (no saftey deposit boxes or storage facilities because they'll find those). Claim gambling addiction in divorce court. You may get to keep a decent chunk of that.
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armchairyoda posted:As a lesbian trapped in a mans' body (straight male), there is nothing wrong about getting turned on by chicks dancing/playing with themselves on the internet. Well, this is the confessions thread. You sound like me when i was 11 *he posts with a lady avatar*
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Solice Kirsk posted:Start pulling out thousands and thousands of dollars from your joint accounts and put the cash somewhere safe (no saftey deposit boxes or storage facilities because they'll find those). Claim gambling addiction in divorce court. You may get to keep a decent chunk of that. Plus, if you really do develop a gambling problem most land based casinos have safe deposit boxes for regulars. It's pretty genius, I've seen guys with a rack of $25,000 chips that they're hiding in their box. (A full rack is 100 chips (2.5 million)).
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Jose posted:i have a non-anonymous confession. i had a sex dream involving someone at work last night lol jerk, if you get caught sleeping at work again you'll prob get in trouble
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I know it's a meme on these forums to say that poly relationships never work, but here's proof of one that works really well! lol it works because you're all fetishists whatch out or ur gonna be berth el puppin it some day
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Putty posted:You should have sat on Hulk Hogan, that'll show him If Andre Giant couldn't manage it I doubt even the fattest goon could manage the same trick.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I know it's a meme on these forums to say that poly relationships never work, but here's proof of one that works really well! Been seeing this the last few days. The hell is it?
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# ? May 16, 2017 05:14 |
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Oh my, friend, we have such sights to show you https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=3&perpage=40#post464788879 1000+ pages of the
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# ? May 16, 2017 05:38 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Been seeing this the last few days. The hell is it? From the r/relationships thread. Basically a lady complaining about how her fiance kept trying to make their wedding all about his cuckolding/humiliation fetish. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post464732499 e: sniped between clicking "preview" and "post"
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Solice Kirsk posted:Been seeing this the last few days. The hell is it? Berth ell pup is old Norse for I love you
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# ? May 16, 2017 05:42 |
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You spoiled the best part!
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yeah, you really wanna take it from the top on that one.
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Wait isn't there ANOTHER update where she starts to get pissed off about the whole thing, or am I misremebering
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areyoucontagious posted:Oh my, friend, we have such sights to show you Ah, OK. I just read about half the first page of that thread and then dove right to the last one today. Maybe I'll go back and read some of those ranked posts they're doing now.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ah, OK. I just read about half the first page of that thread and then dove right to the last one today. Maybe I'll go back and read some of those ranked posts they're doing now. Honestly most of that thread is p. bad, but there's a handful of doozies that more than make up for it
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# ? May 16, 2017 06:34 |
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I also got dick problems, in that I dont aint even got no woman to be on it
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areyoucontagious posted:Honestly most of that thread is p. bad, but there's a handful of doozies that more than make up for it The key is to either ignore Pick entirely or catch on that she's a gimmick early on and follow her insane saga through the thread and enjoy how angry she makes people.
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# ? May 16, 2017 07:48 |
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Pick isn't a gimmick, we kind of know eachother irl and she's pretty much like you'd expect
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:18 |
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I love pick and I think she's pretty I posted anonymously
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:21 |
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Who is Pick? Is she pretty?
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# ? May 16, 2017 08:28 |
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Angus Barbieri, a Scotsman, didn't eat for 382 days in the sixties (under medical supervision).quote:In the 1960s a world record was set at the hospital when a patient named Angus Barbieri spent 382 days between June 1965 and July 1966 without taking solid food. Barbieri survived by taking tea, coffee and soda water as well as vitamins.[6][7] During that period, his weight declined from 214 to 80.74 kilograms (33 st 9.8 lb to 12 st 10.0 lb; 471.8 to 178.0 lb).[8] From Wikipedia
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Wait isn't there ANOTHER update where she starts to get pissed off about the whole thing, or am I misremebering You're not. When she told him people are going to find out because googling "Berth ell pup" gives the reddit thread as a first result, he replied with: "That's so hot!"
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# ? May 16, 2017 10:11 |
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Hahaha yes let's help the wife beater jew his battered spouse out of money she's entitled to, well done fuckers
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KomodoWagon posted:Hahaha yes let's help the wife beater jew his battered spouse out of money she's entitled to, well done fuckers whoa whoa, hard J there my man
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KomodoWagon posted:Hahaha yes let's help the wife beater jew his battered spouse out of money she's entitled to, well done fuckers I always love when people out their own bigotry while complaining about the bigotry of others.
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# ? May 16, 2017 12:05 |
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Beating your wife, while terrible in many ways, is not a form of bigotry.
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KomodoWagon posted:Beating your wife, while terrible in many ways, is not a form of bigotry. Either you're being wilfully obtuse or you don't see a problem with using "jew" like you did. Either way, you're a moron.
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therattle posted:Either you're being wilfully obtuse or you don't see a problem with using "jew" like you did. Either way, you're a moron. Actually you misread his post
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# ? May 16, 2017 12:39 |
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Lmao KomodoWagon
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I mean, I don't approve of KomodoWagon's word choice but I actually agree with him in principle in this particular casequote:My parents passed away unexpectedly and split things evenly in the will. My brother got the house, I got a roughly equivalent amount in their car, some antique furniture, their small mountain cabin, and a small chunk of money. However, several years before this, my brother and my dad had a huge falling out. It was over a failed business and my dad claimed he would never trust my brother with money again. My mom tried to keep things together, which is where the "split things evenly" came from. But there's a catch. This would make a pretty good premise for an episode of a sitcom or something quote:For the past 8 years, I watched as Obama turned America from a land of prosperity to a hellish nightmare where gangs of blacks have more influence than white businessmen, and where I'm expected to pay for a Greek immigrant to have 50 abortions, meanwhile I can barely keep my head afloat and have to live with my parents. been a while since we've had one of these, good clean fun The narrator should probably know that guns will still work if "the grid" goes down, though. You don't have to USB-charge them or anything.
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