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nigga crab pollock posted:lol that the media circuit for the next eight years is going to be ridiculous errant claims that this scandal surely will be the one to topple the Trump white house and hordes of people eating up what amounts to rehashes of the piss tape because that's exactly what's going to make the media the most money lmfao lol you're a badbrains and think trump's fatty fat fat heart wont explode from lack of exercise and he'll keep on trucking for 8 years
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NotWearingPants posted:lol if you actually think Trump lasts the year as president. Source your quotes pls
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May 16, 2017 00:35
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May 16, 2017 00:35
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https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/864262504842768388 Reminder that Trump gets extremely butthurt when his spokespeople aren't shilling his positions on the news.
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May 16, 2017 00:37
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"Doctor president, were you aware that our spies have told us that... uh... Syria is... full of bad dudes, and those bad dudes are trying to pour into america? Very good intel, we just heard about it. You can trust our spy, he's a smart man." "Oh yeah? Well our spies have told me [unintelligible]"
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May 16, 2017 00:37
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I was gettin the shakes the chills I was itchin all over I was jonesin it was bad then unnnggghhhb that's that GOOD poo poo gimmie another hit daddy I need it
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May 16, 2017 00:38
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The question everyone is asking: Was it FOX News?
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May 16, 2017 00:40
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:lol you're a badbrains and think trump's fatty fat fat heart wont explode from lack of exercise and he'll keep on trucking for 8 years idk they managed to get Reagan on board for all eight and his brain was basically a sponge by the second year and is widely considered to be the best president we've ever had so 
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Hello, and thank you for joining us on May 15, 2017, in the LOL thread of the greatest alternate timeline starring Doctor Presidente Bonald Juicero HNNNNNNGGGHHHHump. Today is Monday, which means that Trump casually disclosing classified documents to Russian operatives, then WaPo and every other news source confirming it, while the NSA half-assedly denies that this happened is JUST THIS WEEK'S OPENING ACT! That's right, there are four more business days this week, so stay tuned, and keep howling those balls off laughing! We'll see you tomorrow, or whenever Trump fucks up in a LOL-worthy fashion, in other words pretty much all the time every time, stay tuned! vvvvvvvvvv EDIT: What up, fellow Monday-post buddy, many hmbols to you vvvvvvvvvvv Quidam Viator fucked around with this message at 00:47 on May 16, 2017 |
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Lol its only Monday too. Gonna be a good week, especially when it comes out that Trump fell for that lovely Nigerian prince scam that's using Melania's name
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May 16, 2017 00:41
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May 16, 2017 00:41
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Are they gonna make Huckabee's idiot daughter explain this one
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May 16, 2017 00:41
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I kinda blame Trump's staff for this one. Someone should have reminded him to not do anything treasonous before he met with the Russians.
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May 16, 2017 00:42
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I think the biggest lol is that Trump's poor supporters still don't realize that they're poor and that everything Trump and Company do is going to gently caress them over. Paul Ryan's healthcare bill is literally a "gently caress You, Poor Sick People" bill and the sick and poor Trump supporters are eatin that poo poo up, they love it. They seriously believe that they're billionaires, that they're living in trailers and loving their cousins but they're billionaires and are about to get all the sweet tax cuts. lol
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We have some clarification on what codeword means in regards to top secret information. https://twitter.com/JonathanLLee/status/864259041480101889 https://twitter.com/JonathanLLee/status/864259185705447424 https://twitter.com/JonathanLLee/status/864259302462304260 https://twitter.com/JonathanLLee/status/864259392832712706 So Trump leaked something that was two steps above top secret. #MAGA
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sugar free jazz posted:I was gettin the shakes the chills I was itchin all over I was jonesin it was bad then unnnggghhhb that's that GOOD poo poo gimmie another hit daddy I need it
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King Vidiot posted:I think the biggest lol is that Trump's poor supporters still don't realize that they're poor and that everything Trump and Company do is going to gently caress them over. Once Trump brings all the coal jobs back I'll be able to work again! I'll even get an early retirement plan and retire a billionaire*! *income and retirement account paid out I company scrip, only exchangeable for one (1) pine box
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King Vidiot posted:I think the biggest lol is that Trump's poor supporters still don't realize that they're poor and that everything Trump and Company do is going to gently caress them over. RepubicanVoters1980-2017.txt
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They're learning at least. Better to just not say anything rather than come up with some finely crafted explanation that Trump will completely destroy by tweeting stupid poo poo tomorrow morning.
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May 16, 2017 00:46
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It's possible that Trump is laying the groundwork for a dementia defense.
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May 16, 2017 00:52
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How did Trump run his businesses without them all going bankrupt?
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Holy poo poo, Tromp is the manchurian candidate, and his target is the USA
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:How did Trump run his businesses without them all going bankrupt? hehe
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:How did Trump run his businesses without them all going bankrupt? He started laundering money for the Russian mafia.
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https://twitter.com/CarolCNN/status/864267663802900480 ahahahah I almost feel sorry for those poor bastards
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NotWearingPants posted:They're learning at least. It's all pretty much thanks to how dumb and incompetent Trump is and how his cabinet is incapable or reigning him in. And then Paul Ryan is bumble-loving his way out there making up a gently caress the Poor bill and it's written up in such dumb and simple terms (so that Trump can understand it) that even the stupid rear end in a top hat Trump supporters know they're getting hosed. of course none of that matters right now, all that matters is if Trump is doing something stupid and evil in an election year
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nigga crab pollock posted:idk they managed to get Reagan on board for all eight and his brain was basically a sponge by the second year and is widely considered to be the best president we've ever had so reagan didnt believe exercise was a chinese myth and he was active trump is afraid of stairs and thinks only fat people drink diet coke, and well he's right also reagan is reviled as one of if not the worst president we've had except by actual retards so double lol
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Please tell me the loyalty pledge meant brain implants like in Kingsman
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:How did Trump run his businesses without them all going bankrupt? Pretty much all he did was run it like poo poo, and then when people were like "mister trump you need to pay me this $500k bill on all the ham you bought off me", Trump would just go "It wasn't delicious so I will only pay you 100k" then have his lawyer settle it in court by saying some dumb poo poo about how they didn't file the lawsuit correctly or some poo poo and get away with it.
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GET MY BELT SON posted:it was really important that 2 scoops got to be pres because he's singlehandedly bringing the downfall of the gop And the DNC. Leaving only the fresh scent of citrus.
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Egbert Souse posted:And the DNC. he's perfect. we're lucky for it
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Trump is the perfect personification of what a loving joke this country and its government are.
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GET MY BELT SON posted:it was really important that 2 scoops got to be pres because he's singlehandedly bringing the downfall of the gop Great. So the fiscal conservatives who don't go for all the tea party nonsense will run as democrats.
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Trump is Nixon all over again. Nixon was a giant insecure baby too but he knew what he was doing.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:How did Trump run his businesses without them all going bankrupt? I'm pretty sure he went bankrupt a few times, but since the concept of money breaks down when you're "rich", he just got to keep chuggin along
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Keith Atherton posted:Trump is Nixon all over again. Nixon was a giant insecure baby too but he knew what he was doing. Nixon recorded himself committing impeachable offenses on his own taping system, he was a blockhead
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