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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Serf posted:

stop trying to make mattering happen

its not going to happen

someone just watched mean girls

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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Serf posted:

stop trying to make mattering happen

its not going to happen

Not as long as Republicans are in power, probably.

All they care about is getting richer and killing more poors and browns.

Donnie isn't really impeding that agenda.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/sullivanamy/status/864295900629409792

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Serf posted:

stop trying to make mattering happen

its not going to happen

if trump survives this and like, next week we've already forgotten about this because he asked the pope if he shits in the woods then imo the matter crew can get hosed.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


SKULL.GIF posted:

why is the president of the united states of america so staggeringly desperate to impress two wattle-necked russian dignitaries

like, by simple dint of being potus trump is one of the most important people in history, let alone the world, and here he is spewing state secrets to two lumpy nobodies

because his daddy never loved him
because he is overcompensating for an administration that has a staggeringly weak public image
because putin is big strong manly man and the daddy trump never had
because he doesn't actually see people that he is talking to, he just rambles off random cerebral white noise after someone points him in the general direction of a human being
because he forgot what the POTUS is
because he never knew what POTUS is in the first place
because he believes he is a literal olympian god who is immortal and above petty consequences
because the piss tape is real

this isn't multiple-choice by the way, this is a "check whichever ones you feel apply" thing

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

man whoever wrote this tweet needs a lot of practice to get trump's voice right

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



staffer tweet

low energy

sad!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

no gently caress it and gently caress them they should be brief we don't g a f

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Serf posted:

stop trying to make mattering happen

its not going to happen

Exactly like the Piss Tape it WILL happen when it is MEANT to happen.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Joementum posted:

hmm, blue and white... two of the colors of the Russian flag 🤔🤔🤔

all of the reds are inside already

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

someone just watched mean girls

There's never a bad time to watch Mean Girls, IMO

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

trump: dumb president or dumbest president

Serf
May 5, 2011


Al! posted:

someone just watched mean girls

lmao if u don't watch mean girls like once a year

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

A Handed Missus posted:

you can't make me forget that Michael R. Pence gets hosed by horses!!!

That's getting cocked, not cucked.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


president demented so what

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/voterdye/status/864294316373618688

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

redneck nazgul posted:

all of the reds are inside already

:golfclap:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

we are at near coup levels. it could go either way.

I've had my heart broken one too many times to believe this outright but we're getting there. Heads will roll as a result of this, but hopefully only in the metaphorical sense. If I was the intel operative who our dumbass president outed then I'm picking one direction of my city, driving, and not stopping for poo poo.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ReformedBroker/status/864292628510240768

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
this is an amazing week and its only monday

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i can't loving believe that this all is happening. This is just too loving trump.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

i sorta paid attention to the latest one but i get the feeling they think chris hayes is a dino

They attacked both Hayes and Krugman. They're off the deep end. Oh, and the think tank patreon they were pushing has raised a whopping $5k/month to take on the entirety of K street.

But what really gets me is they spent about 15 minutes on Comey's firing, declared "nothing matters" and moved on. Pod Save America actually discussed the ramifications of it and who the possible replacements would be.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


rofl

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

GobiasIndustries posted:

There's never a bad time to watch Mean Girls, IMO

Hillary was basically Regina George and DWS was Gretchen Weiners

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

if trump survives this and like, next week we've already forgotten about this because he asked the pope if he shits in the woods then imo the matter crew can get hosed.

:same:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

gently caress yeah this is the best.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

GobiasIndustries posted:

There's never a bad time to watch Mean Girls, IMO

Mean Girls is an extremely good movie and I'm 100% comfortable saying that.

Also Tina Fey at her MILF-iest IMO

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MadJackal posted:

But what really gets me is they spent about 15 minutes on Comey's firing, declared "nothing matters" and moved on. Pod Save America actually discussed the ramifications of it and who the possible replacements would be.

Yeah, I don't think you "get" the show.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

zen death robot posted:

"we"? You're canadian. You have no say.

Canada is part of NATO too, ZDR.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Baloogan posted:

if trump survives this and like, next week we've already forgotten about this because he asked the pope if he shits in the woods then imo the matter crew can get hosed.

Trump gonna be president in 2023

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
I wonder if ISIS will broadcast the beheading

Serf
May 5, 2011


at least in the future when people try to pretend that american politics are respectable we can point to the trump era and say "lol no"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/864298322156294146

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/864234230162870272

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Baloogan posted:

i can't loving believe that this all is happening. This is just too loving trump.

a lot of people who have recovered from meth say that it took them years to readjust to regular life because the methamphetamine high was so incredibly intense that living without meth everything felt flavorless and colorless and lifeless, and they really struggled to care about things and to enjoy them

and even once they got back some semblance of normality there was always that thought lurking in the back of their head that the current experience wasn't a tenth as pleasurable as the meth high, let alone doing it while high on meth

this is going to be you once trump is out of politics (by whatever means) and we're back to boring technocrats

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



this is just embarrassing lmao.
the hypothetical next POTUS is gonna have to do an apology tour

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/864296304251478016

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Serf posted:

at least in the future when people try to pretend that american politics are respectable we can point to the trump era and say "lol no"

ed: balls

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
It's weird to think that there were whole months where I paid zero attention to what the president was doing.

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