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Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Business Gorillas posted:

*camera pans to proud boys shoveling schnitzel and heavy cream into spencer*

he's just trying to insulate himself from all those antifa fists

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

The thing that floors me is that every single scandal is still entirely self-inflicted

it's astounding that anyone could gently caress up a job this badly, of any kind, much less the goddamn POTUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc&t=62s

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Business Gorillas posted:

*camera pans to proud boys shoveling schnitzel and heavy cream into sphincter*

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Will Russia erect a monument to Trump similar to the one they made for Laika?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
its cool how trump got through the majority of his life as a fat smoothbrain moron because its basically impossible to scrutinise a rich person but now hes president and every single moron thing he does is amplified to the world and he no likey

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


PsychoInternetHawk posted:

The thing that floors me is that every single scandal is still entirely self-inflicted

it's astounding that anyone could gently caress up a job this badly, of any kind, much less the job of being goddamn POTUS

Trump really is a very special boy.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


well gently caress me

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
Also in fox lols chaffetz announces he is retiring early. Then hes considering a fox news role. Then he re opens the case into hillary clintons emails.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

I'm the misspelled word

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Pelican Dunderhead posted:

how hard could it be to jangle keys in front of trump and then go to town on his fuckin phone with a hammer

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

missing the fec investigation in to soliciting campaign donations from foreign nationals, and the irs investigation in to the trump foundation buying a boy scout membership. oh wait, those investigations never happened.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
are you saying I CAN"T say this dumb poo poo?
really?
why hasn't anyone told me this before?

- a rich person feeling consequence

if he ever sees a court he could very easily claim affluenza and win probably.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




typical LEFT always POJECTNG

Princeps32
Nov 9, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

They literally just want him to stop loving up long enough that they can finally kill Obamacare and THEN deal with him, and he just can't loving do it lol it's beneath his ability. Like if he actually just stopped everything, he'd probably be hospitalized for forgetting to breathe and then they'd have to worry about him dropping dead on them

even after a year and a half of following this poo poo i still cant tell if he's actually being bribed or blackmailed or colluding or whatever anymore or if he's just unspeakably loving stupid

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



punchymcpunch posted:

typical LEFT always POJECTNG

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Ferdinand the Bull posted:

Felix is my favorite one.

He's trash and reminds of the wacky annoying guy from other group podcasts

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Princeps32 posted:

even after a year and a half of following this poo poo i still cant tell if he's actually being bribed or blackmailed or colluding or whatever anymore or if he's just unspeakably loving stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUEeAzl9Weo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I really hope Sean Spicer actually bursts into tears and leaves his podium during a briefing sometime soon.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

a real chump posted:

its cool how trump got through the majority of his life as a fat smoothbrain moron because its basically impossible to scrutinise a rich person but now hes president and every single moron thing he does is amplified to the world and he no likey

he did this kind of poo poo all the time as a private citizen too, like with his acrimonious divorces etc, because hes the kind of slapass that treats "theres no such thing as bad publicity" like a loving challenge

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Puts a new twist on over-the-knee discipline.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

a real chump posted:

its cool how trump got through the majority of his life as a fat smoothbrain moron because its basically impossible to scrutinise a rich person but now hes president and every single moron thing he does is amplified to the world and he no likey

i really hope trump becomes an icon that people can use to show just how hosed up, inbred and worthless the rich truly are underneath all the protection their money gives them. Trump could really be incredibly useful for a socialist movement in us politics though it's probably not gonna get any power until the economy goes completely to poo poo

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Princeps32 posted:

even after a year and a half of following this poo poo i still cant tell if he's actually being bribed or blackmailed or colluding or whatever anymore or if he's just unspeakably loving stupid

hes extremely, really, very, very stupid

and fat too

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



also brussels sprouts roasted until they have started to get crispy around the edges and then tossed in honey + balsamic vinegar are good as hell

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

a real chump posted:

hes extremely, really, very, very stupid

and fat too

sag the dog

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Princeps32 posted:

even after a year and a half of following this poo poo i still cant tell if he's actually being bribed or blackmailed or colluding or whatever anymore or if he's just unspeakably loving stupid

He's just a colossal loving moron who's never been told 'No' his entire life

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


someone summon christine o'donnell

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


zen death robot posted:

technially it happened last week but....

last week was already bugfuck insane

imagine if this story had broke last week

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Hamelekim posted:

I think the entire Trump administration is filled with incels and parents who want to gently caress their kids.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/863922055753977856

Seriously what is wrong with these people

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

anybody got the billy mitchell gif of the day crew/night crew

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

Princeps32 posted:

even after a year and a half of following this poo poo i still cant tell if he's actually being bribed or blackmailed or colluding or whatever anymore or if he's just unspeakably loving stupid

answer: yes

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Solarin posted:

i really hope trump becomes an icon that people can use to show just how hosed up, inbred and worthless the rich truly are underneath all the protection their money gives them. Trump could really be incredibly useful for a socialist movement in us politics though it's probably not gonna get any power until the economy goes completely to poo poo

*looks outside*
good news!

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I hope he gets punched again

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i remember seeing Trump caricatures in compilations of old Bloom County strips when i was a kid and i imagined him as sounding like a snobby upper crust society type based on how he was drawn and my never having heard him speak

now i look at President Brainscabs and i wonder how the gently caress i was ever that stupid

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Solarin posted:

i really hope trump becomes an icon that people can use to show just how hosed up, inbred and worthless the rich truly are underneath all the protection their money gives them. Trump could really be incredibly useful for a socialist movement in us politics though it's probably not gonna get any power until the economy goes completely to poo poo

He's everything wrong with capitalism personified

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

Today, I asked an FBI agent what he thought about the Comey firing

Their response, "Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut."

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ytutrmp

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

trump lmao

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

also brussels sprouts roasted until they have started to get crispy around the edges and then tossed in honey + balsamic vinegar are good as hell

and then the fun part is if you burn them at all they smell like a corpse

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



turbyop trump turmp turmp turmp trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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