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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Man with the authority to press the Big Red Button prone to tantrums and outbursts that would be considered unbecoming of a ten year old

what a cool and good time to be alive

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sapozhnik posted:

Man with the authority to press the Big Red Button prone to tantrums and outbursts that would be considered unbecoming of a ten year old

what a cool and good time to be alive
don trump funeral city 350000000 dead

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Mommy and Daddy are fighting again

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://twitter.com/ChieGuevara/status/863956714856382464

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sapozhnik posted:

Man with the authority to press the Big Red Button prone to tantrums and outbursts that would be considered unbecoming of a ten year old

what a cool and good time to be alive

learning a couple of old lessons from the """good old days""" of the cold war

there's no loving button, if he tried to do it there's ten guys watching over him who would beat him senseless for trying

although he's fired nine of those guys at this point so a military coup to stop him seems good and reasonable somehow

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
and to be thread relevant

http://foreignpolicy.com/2014/01/21/air-force-swears-our-nuke-launch-code-was-never-00000000/

sure it wasn't

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

atomicthumbs posted:

can confirm, opera is good again. vivaldi still node.js trash

what happened to that thing where they got bought by a chinese company and there was concern over usage data phoning home

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Me too. they must be talking about michigan drivers where it's standard operating procedure to drive in the far left lane, 15mph below the speed limit, on cruise.

Driving in Metro-Detroit will teach you how to be a road warrior after the apocalypse.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

syscall girl posted:

learning a couple of old lessons from the """good old days""" of the cold war

there's no loving button, if he tried to do it there's ten guys watching over him who would beat him senseless for trying

although he's fired nine of those guys at this point so a military coup to stop him seems good and reasonable somehow

well its more that you need to get like hundreds to thousands of individual soldier dudes to agree to launch for the launch to actually go through in full force.


the all 0s code was a separate additional code used on top of the launch codes, the launch keys, the coded signals that authorized accessing the launch codes, etc etc

basically someone was like "what if someone breaks all our other layers of security? we need a code to physically input on the bombs" and that's the thing where the all 0s code was used

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

syscall girl posted:

learning a couple of old lessons from the """good old days""" of the cold war

there's no loving button, if he tried to do it there's ten guys watching over him who would beat him senseless for trying

although he's fired nine of those guys at this point so a military coup to stop him seems good and reasonable somehow

I'm reading up on some of the history of nuclear proliferation and U.S. foreign policy post WWII and I'm less scared of Trump pushing a button than I am him antagonizing foreign countries to the point that they try to push theirs. I swear to God, if the majority of voters were told about even half the times we came within a nut-hairs reach of total annihilation due to American hubris we'd have an instant revolution.

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/25/you-and-almost-everyone-you-know-owe-your-life-to-this-man/

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
and then with tromp it's more likely that you get him an officemax button and every time he presses it you give him a coke and tell him he really showed li'l kim

and it's beddy bed time

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?
is bike murder chat over yet

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Raluek posted:

what happened to that thing where they got bought by a chinese company and there was concern over usage data phoning home

hmm, sounds like racism

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/445926596143095809?lang=en

tag yourself

i'm CCHHHAAADDD

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/alanfeuer/status/864284730979749888


looooool

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

holy poo poo please let this be real

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

RISCy Business posted:

holy poo poo please let this be real
click through - its a story about an earlier real estate deal not last week with the russian foreign minister

burning swine
May 26, 2004



i lust for sweet impeachment

http://i.imgur.com/ANTRLZt.mp4

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

haha hawaii isn't an real country bro

do you e ven

muzzie

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


Hell yeah.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tape got snagged in the player again huh?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

looool

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006


watchout here comes my ship

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

space slugs are social creatures so it is important to bond with your space slug by petting it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Shaggar posted:

lol don't tell bicyclists this or they'll get all pissy.

i am a bicyclist and i generally agree with that idea. i'd probably say >40mph limit is where you should not be sharing the lane, but sometimes it's inevitable (e.g. on a quiet country road). in those circumstances it's the car driver's responsibility to stay out of your way and slow down to avoid causing disruption when passing, just like a large boat passing a smaller one.

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

watch out for snakes

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i'm watching this stupid youtube series where this idiot buys a titan II missile silo and proceeds to repeatedly almost kill himself, it's okay but i'm kind of rooting for him to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3OZ-OIuZ6g&t=380s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpYFtI0nqU&t=1020s

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

they're good docs

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

taught me everything i know

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


http://i.imgur.com/lUIrYLv.mp4

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
metal pier rising revengeance

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Kenny Logins posted:

metal pier rising revengeance

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

metal pier rising revengeance

are you sure it's not wooden? :spergin:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

are you sure it's not wooden? :spergin:
stay in your lane woodhouse

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong


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