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Zas posted:you never know Is Trump smart enough to start a war?
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Zas posted:you never know http://www.clickhole.com/article/gift-guide-6-gift-ideas-get-your-gently caress-buddy-after--6036 Look, it happens. You and your gently caress buddy promised to keep things casual, but now their mother has been killed in an attempt to expose far-reaching and consequential crimes within the federal government. So freaking awkward! You’re only gently caress buddies, but even a gesture as simple as a bottle of wine would mean a lot to them—a small token to show that even though you two aren’t exclusive, you’re still here if they ever want to talk about their late mother’s secret life of espionage. When your gently caress buddy’s mother has been shot point-blank on the roof of the Pentagon after a tense chase throughout the building’s air ducts, the last thing you want to do is make yourself look like a major clinger by gifting them something overly emotional or sentimental. A fun novelty T-shirt would give your gently caress buddy a much-needed smile, without making it seem like you’re trying to use their mother’s assassination by the CIA as an excuse to take your relationship to the next level. A nice plant will brighten up anyone’s day, but flowers might be too romantic a gesture for a gently caress buddy who just found out that their mother was never actually a dental hygienist. A nice potted succulent strikes the perfect balance, letting your gently caress buddy know that you’re thinking of them during this difficult time while high-ranking government operatives raid their dead mother’s home to confiscate her phone, files, and computers—but you’re still totally fine with seeing other people! After your gently caress buddy’s mom dies under mysterious circumstances, chances are they need more than just a shoulder to cry on—they may need an alibi. Normally you’d save the handwritten notes for a more serious relationship, but if it will keep your gently caress buddy out of prison, go ahead and make a one-time exception. Sometimes it’s the little things in life that bring us the most joy, and a big bag of Starbursts could be just what your gently caress buddy needs after getting the news that their mother’s body has finally been located, washed ashore of the Potomac River with her fingerprints burned clean off her hands. Even if they’ve never asked for a gift and it seems like the situation with the government has blown over, don’t take any chances. They may just be a gently caress buddy, but they could also be next.
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May 16, 2017 06:26
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Hmm AD is dropping off Netflix on May 26. Weird.
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May 16, 2017 06:27
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really would love it if jerry brown ran for president one last time, but at the same time i'm kind of sick of very old white guys
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That DICK! posted:the rate at which they're bringing people back has me worried theyre not getting another season better call saul is not going to be cancelled.
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May 16, 2017 06:27
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Ugh Homeland is going to have another Aayan subplot now isn't it
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Guy Goodbody posted:Is Trump smart enough to start a war? That's what the media is for 
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May 16, 2017 06:28
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a helpful bear posted:trump will not get re-elected IF they find some compelling candidate.... who???? oprah if she wants it but i'm gonna go with booker or zuck
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May 16, 2017 06:28
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Nichael posted:jason bateman You got the first name wrong, but yeah I could see this dude being the Democratic nominee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hP6nOB1dc
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Business Gorillas posted:oprah if she wants it but i'm gonna go with booker or zuck weve had they cant lick the dick, now well have pucker for zucker
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quadrophrenic posted:really would love it if jerry brown ran for president one last time, but at the same time i'm kind of sick of very old white guys the world could benefit from the tenets of buddhist economics and the guiding principles of ahimsa, is what i'm saying
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May 16, 2017 06:29
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as an aside it would be loving fantastic if we could have candidates that weren't 80 fuckin years old but lmao boomers
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May 16, 2017 06:29
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ScrubLeague posted:Hmm AD is dropping off Netflix on May 26. Weird.
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a helpful bear posted:trump will not get re-elected IF they find some compelling candidate.... who???? Method man Red man as vp
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quadrophrenic posted:really would love it if jerry brown ran for president one last time, but at the same time i'm kind of sick of very old white guys Jerry Brown would be great if he was a decade younger
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May 16, 2017 06:31
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Business Gorillas posted:as an aside it would be loving fantastic if we could have candidates that weren't 80 fuckin years old but lmao boomers maybe u should run. ur stonrg like a gorilla, you have a background in business
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May 16, 2017 06:31
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Gza at the head of the department of energy Ghostface can be secretary of state Raekwon can be secretary of defense
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May 16, 2017 06:32
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he's still healthy as balls but yeah he's really old and i think we should probably rip the "ancient white guy" band-aid off as fast as possible
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May 16, 2017 06:32
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wu tang band
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May 16, 2017 06:32
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Orkin Mang posted:maybe u should run. ur stonrg like a gorilla, you have a background in business a business gorilla would win a gop primary like a motherfucker
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May 16, 2017 06:32
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Protect ya neck is a platform we can all get behind
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May 16, 2017 06:32
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Zas posted:a business gorilla would win a gop primary like a motherfucker thats what im saying
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May 16, 2017 06:33
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May 16, 2017 06:34
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oh god I just found out that Hillary is making a comeback kill me now. Why didn't she do us all a favor and just disappear into the woods.
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May 16, 2017 06:34
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Bernie should have won because I absolutely want Killer Mike working in the White House
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May 16, 2017 06:34
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Good soup! posted:Protect ya neck is a platform we can all get behind http://www.cc.com/video-clips/tw2ltp/chappelle-s-show-wu-tang-financial---uncensored
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May 16, 2017 06:35
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Al-Saqr posted:oh god I just found out that Hillary is making a comeback kill me now. wait what why
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May 16, 2017 06:35
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Al-Saqr posted:oh god I just found out that Hillary is making a comeback kill me now. the 2 Minute Hillary Hate is actually insanely profitable, lol
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May 16, 2017 06:35
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he pulled a homer in real life lol
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May 16, 2017 06:36
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quadrophrenic posted:the 2 Minute Hillary Hate is actually insanely profitable, lol b-b-but mi abuela 
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May 16, 2017 06:36
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Al-Saqr posted:oh god I just found out that Hillary is making a comeback kill me now. the fact that she lost to Donald Trump can not look good in the primaries also, lol at the twitter people saying she's a "hero" for coming back gently caress
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Orkin Mang posted:maybe u should run. ur stonrg like a gorilla, you have a background in business i wont be 35 come 2020 
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Addamere posted:wait what why https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/15/hillary-clinton-onward-together-launch she hasn't learned a goddamn loving thing.
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May 16, 2017 06:36
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"onward together" yep that sounds like a hillary name
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May 16, 2017 06:37
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The conservatives have a long rich history of telling the blacks what to do.
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May 16, 2017 06:37
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Nichael posted:They're losing the rights to the first three seasons. Which seems really dumb considering season 5 is seemingly about to enter production. They're only going to have 2/5s of a show available for subscribers. They've made some real dumb decisions to keep the money flowing to Adam Sandler
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May 16, 2017 06:37
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Addamere posted:wait what why yeah I got an email from her about a stupid PAC this morning DESPITE having hit unsubscribe like 100 times already
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List of unqualified celebrities I would vote for in rough order of preference: Killer Mike The Rock The RZA Ron Swanson Nick Offerman
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