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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Baloogan posted:

jones's last stream he said something like "im not worried about the custody case because i have other children"

But can he name them? 🤔🤔🤔

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Baloogan posted:

jones's last stream he said something like "im not worried about the custody case because i have other children"

he is a literal animal

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Agean90 posted:

my dude have you tried public sector? usajobs and government jobs are all standardized so you can apply to like 20 jobs per hour, more if your better at writing cover letters than i am.

usually you have to be a veteran to realistically get one of those jobs

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

jones's last stream he said something like "im not worried about the custody case because i have other children"

trump's last stream was cloudy with diabetic proteins

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

SKULL.GIF posted:

the executive department is in complete shambles

also you can reliably skip most of today's pages, it's mostly degree chat

omnishambles!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
gently caress programming, just be a product owner, then you get to tell programmers what to do and avoid responsibility bc you didnt write thr lovely code

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Joementum posted:

But can he name them? 🤔🤔🤔

Wolfblood, Ramhammer, and Floyd.

Oh, can he name them. Oh well.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I wish trump would hurry up and leave the country

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Office Pig posted:

that would be infinitely more stupid than anything else he could do right now

therefore it's going to happen

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

state jobs are easy to get but don't pay anything near a federal job

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Pretty sure if Trump tried to fire Pence he would happily go off to gently caress horses and electroshock gays.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

state jobs are easy to get but don't pay anything near a federal job

public-private partnerships are where its at :q:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
gently caress the state before it fucks u

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
please cancel his trip israel, the only way I can imagine the spin on that is "bibi wasjust, uh, busy! Not a good time!!"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

By the end of the year the Press Secretary will be the host of the home shopping network's knife show and Chuck C. Johnson will be chief of staff

White House maintenance, how can I help- oh goddammit not again. Phil! Get the wetvac; christ I swear I never thought I'd miss the days when all we had to worry about was getting Spicer's head unstuck from dresser drawers.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
like a box of crabs but instead of crabs its flailing dicks

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


VectorSigma posted:

hey, even though you two are enemies, i'm sure you and god occasionally get on the horn and yap every now and then... so is it true that when israel goes down it means the start of the end times? asking for a friend

I'm not supposed to tell you this, but since everyone has already guessed it, I shall give you a hint. The spark that shall herald the End of Days rhymes with "turbo-spookier cornbread."

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

zen death robot posted:

i need to find a way to make this the thread title

red don is the apex of thread titles

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Guy Goodbody posted:

You can't skew a median, that's the enitre point of the median jesus chrsit

Uh yes you can. One guy can't. A trend of people whose incomes don't depend on the degree so much as their parentage can. Or a trend of people avoiding that degree because they don't have that kind of support can.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i hope some raiders of the lost ark poo poo happens to trump when he comes near a holy artifact

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

gently caress the state before it fucks u

balls deep state

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Solarin posted:

balls deep state

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

mormonpartyboat posted:

gently caress the state before it fucks u


already in moscow is an american comic with a strong southern accent making jokes that begin with, "in trump's america" and end with punchlines like that

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Captain_Maclaine posted:

If I go home for more than a long weekend, I start to feel the same sort of existential panic and despair I used to put down to just being in high school but now understand also owes something to the town itself.

small towns are real bad

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
trump, the president, is a dumb b*itch

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Serf posted:

yeah i probably applied for 200 positions on that site before getting my first job. poo poo is whack. i might look at it again but lol @ the idea of working for the government now that we have to cut everything that isn't the military so that the fatcats get their tax break

try state and local level, governmentjobs.com covers most states

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Joementum posted:

THE IMPEACHMENT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/864550373834588160

:jackbud:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

VectorSigma posted:

i hope some raiders of the lost ark poo poo happens to trump when he comes near a holy artifact

I'd settle for him just ripping a loud one and then insisting it was actually from someone else, repeatedly blaming people who weren't actually in the room.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Michael Bayleaf posted:

All anime is bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i dont know how to look at rap sheets through the awful app but fuk the mods this is a true and good post

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!
what would become of proud boys and thernovitch and all their homoerotic strong daddy dreams whem tormp converts to islam

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Joementum posted:

THE IMPEACHMENT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/864550373834588160

what does prisonplanet mean exactly, does it mean we're stuck on this planet.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


euphronius posted:

state jobs are easy to get but don't pay anything near a federal job

nope, but it still beats most private sector jobs and it's a good way to find a reason to move.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
lol @ PJW's cool new avvy with the cig in his mouth

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Captain_Maclaine posted:

I'd settle for him just ripping a loud one and then insisting it was actually from someone else, repeatedly blaming people who weren't actually in the room.

as long as some faces get melted im all good

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
cigarettes rule!!

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
also this atlantic article about a modern slave made me tear up at my desk
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/lolas-story/524490/

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Utz posted:

already in moscow is an american comic with a strong southern accent making jokes that begin with, "in trump's america" and end with punchlines like that

"In Trump's America, you have to protect the environment from the Environmental Protection Agency!" *uproarious laughter*

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

what does prisonplanet mean exactly, does it mean we're stuck on this planet.

something to do with jews probasbly

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Thom and the Heads posted:

lol @ PJW's cool new avvy with the cig in his mouth

I'm so triggered rn

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Baloogan posted:

jones's last stream he said something like "im not worried about the custody case because i have other children"

i dont know who i should feel more sorry for, the children he lost or the remaining ones

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