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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Watch him reference Aladdin or something

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


"I'd like to begin by presenting a picture I drew of the Prophet Muhammad."

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

suboptimal posted:

"I'd like to begin by presenting a picture I drew of the Prophet Muhammad."

I want this to be what happens, soooo bad.

phuzzylodgik
Oct 20, 2005

Fuck this filter shit.
How anyone thinks Claude Taylor is anything other than a guy throwing poo poo at a wall and getting luckier than most melts my brain.

Keith Obermann citing him at a source? C'mon, man.

Rosie O'Donnell just gave him a thousand dollars to restore his Torino, for Christ's sake.

It's a real testament to the sorry state of information literacy in this country. Dude is as much a charlatan as the man he condemns every 13 minutes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MA-Horus posted:

"The gang talks about Islam"

http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlRoZSBHYW5nIFRhbGtzIEFib3V0IElzbGFtIg==

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/AryehCW/status/864514810557366273

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:golfclap:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Man, pornhub shows up everywhere nowadays, not just on refrigerators.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/864526373930622976

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

Man, pornhub shows up everywhere nowadays, not just on refrigerators.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/864526373930622976

Okay I want to know the refrigerator story.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Okay I want to know the refrigerator story.

"Internet of Things" strikes again. Fridges with screens in public places like sales floors were made to play pornhub.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Okay I want to know the refrigerator story.

"internet of things" wifi enabled refrigerators combined with manufacturers not giving even one tenth of one percent of a flying gently caress about security until it's time to give a PR statement about their product being on the evening news.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864534867136196608

Hey look, that exact thing our intelligence was warning Israel would happen... happened!

The Orgasm Sanction
Dec 30, 2006

Svelte

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864534867136196608

Hey look, that exact thing our intelligence was warning Israel would happen... happened!

I still have enough respect for McMaster to take him for his word and want to see what the intelligence committees have to say about it. So, here's hoping that the media isn't stepping in poo poo in a way that will make them all look like assholes.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

The Orgasm Sanction posted:

I still have enough respect for McMaster to take him for his word and want to see what the intelligence committees have to say about it. So, here's hoping that the media isn't stepping in poo poo in a way that will make them all look like assholes.

I think its safe to say they are having the proper reaction, especially after what happened with the Russian's visit to the White House.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Mohammed - great guy, good friend of mine, peace be upon him.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The Orgasm Sanction posted:

I still have enough respect for McMaster to take him for his word and want to see what the intelligence committees have to say about it. So, here's hoping that the media isn't stepping in poo poo in a way that will make them all look like assholes.

McMaster is saying exactly what he's told to say because even if it is a lie it is still a lawful order. He has no real choice but say what he's told to say or resign his commission. As he has not chosen the latter, I cannot give him any leeway.

The media is not lying. Trump confirmed that himself this morning. McMaster has been extremely deliberate in what he's said and hasn't actually refuted what the media said. Every major news outlet has confirmed the story. The white house issued denial before trump copped to it because that's what they're told to do.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
rip in piss trans-atlantic intelligence sharing, killed to death by a man with a piss fetish:

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/864543745550688256

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



http://www.jta.org/2017/01/12/news-opinion/report-u-s-intelligence-warns-israel-to-be-careful-transferring-information-to-trump-white-house

For anyone who doesn't remember when the Obama admin told Israel "be careful what you tell this guy his people are all compromised by Russians" and then he does it himself.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

"technically what I did was legal and within my power"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6BYzLIqKB8&t=6s

you're not wrong donnie you're just an rear end in a top hat

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/LahavHarkov/status/864544173638258692

please be true, please be true

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




While I really do not want us to kick start WW3 with Donnie up top, I do want this to be true as well.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Lmao if Trump ruins our relationship with Israel

The one thing that might turn the party against him

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Trump would be the best president ever if he could simultaneously ruin our relationship with Israel and Saudi Arabia

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Dead Reckoning posted:

IYAAYAS is probably cleaning up his social media presence for either a job in politics or a sensitive hire.

At this point I'm 50/50 on what's holding up my clearance investigation. Either it's the OPM backlog or my posts on SA (sarcastic or otherwise)

Because with all this orangeness happening let's not forget, OPM had a huge breach, a lot of their investigators were lovely contractors who got the axe for sloppiness, and they had like an 18 month backlog. Which is affecting the entire government. And now on top of that we have the current nothing-mattering that hurts their job more.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Trump would be the best president ever if he could simultaneously ruin our relationship with Israel and Saudi Arabia

Too bad him and his ilk have it out for Iran as a rule.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Trump would be the best president ever if he could simultaneously ruin our relationship with Israel and Saudi Arabia

Elect me and I'll "ruin" our 'relationship' by calling out human rights abuses and supporting reasonable liberal governments. Also support the Kurds. Because gently caress turkey.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

M_Gargantua posted:

Elect me and I'll "ruin" our 'relationship' by calling out human rights abuses and supporting reasonable liberal governments. Also support the Kurds. Because gently caress turkey.

In a weird way, you could AAAALLLLLMOOOOOOOOSSSSST call this karma for stealing our state and military secrets and selling them to China... Except that never hurt our "relationship" with Israel, and this hurts our relationship with so many more countries than Israel.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/864550372265926656

Spicey, you're not helping

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My boner is the best

Tremendous

Unbelievable

Tippy-top

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864550150781489152

I love me a good angry Donnie story.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864563450026098691

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird food bathtub posted:

"internet of things" wifi enabled refrigerators combined with manufacturers not giving even one tenth of one percent of a flying gently caress about security until it's time to give a PR statement about their product being on the evening news.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

"Internet of Things" strikes again. Fridges with screens in public places like sales floors were made to play pornhub.

I love technology.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

My boner is the best

Tremendous

Unbelievable

Tippy-top

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864550150781489152

I love me a good angry Donnie story.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/864563450026098691

How to start the day right

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





quote:

he told other advisers he knew he needed to make big changes but did not know which direction to go in, or whom to select.

Lmao

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

It's like a choose-your-own-adventure novel except all the options end in nuclear hellfire

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/864577561086631936

McCain's losing his mind, and it owns.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Here's an idea for a New Yorker cover. Donnie accidentally hangs himself with his puppet strings.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Well the coast guard graduation should be fun-glad I'm not there!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

nwiniwn posted:

Well the coast guard graduation should be fun-glad I'm not there!

glad i dont live on the coast right now

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, here's the clincher.

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/864574596128886784

McMaster is a fucker and has gone native. The administration/McMaster is saying that what Donnie did (supposedly reporting a city) is no big deal. When CNN/WSJ asked "hey can we report the city" back in March and now, they're told by the administration that it would still put lives in danger even now.


I really hope McMaster is doing better behind the scenes.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/864577291787149313

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
poo poo, we've had it all wrong. It was the press that's dragging America through the mud the whole time, and not Trump. Thanks Newt!

quote:

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on Tuesday that President Donald Trump should "close down the White House press briefing room.”

"I am personally offended by the American news media. I think it is destructive and disgusting. It is a danger to the country right now," Gingrich said. He also said the press should be banished to a nearby Starbucks and that Spicer should take questions from the American people. "Just say to the American people, you get to choose," Gingrich said.

Closing the press briefing room would send a message to the country "that the media is a corrupt institution and he is tired of being harassed by people whose only interest is making him look bad."

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/16/newt-gingrich-donald-trump-shut-down-press-room-238458

poo poo, we've had it all wrong. It was the press that's dragging America through the mud, and not Trump. Thanks Newt!

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

You know how some people (probably wrongly) speculate that a Hillary presidency would have laid the stage for a competent fascist in 2020?

Yeah, Newt's that competent fascist.

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