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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Did anyone see this btw? http://nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/2...ay-17-on-nbcsn/

quote:

STAMFORD, Conn. – May 15, 2017 – NBCSN will debut NHL Game Changers | All-Time Greats, a 30-minute roundtable discussion featuring Stanley Cup champions and NHL legends Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby and Jonathan Toews, this Wednesday, May 17, at midnight ET.

NHL legend Jonathan Toews.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
e: double post

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Ginette Reno posted:

Did anyone see this btw? http://nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/2...ay-17-on-nbcsn/


NHL legend Jonathan Toews.

quote:

Toews: “I’m pinching myself right now. It’s incredible to just be sitting here at this table.”

At least he gets it.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

myron cope posted:

Mears is boring but a light post is an upgrade over Steigerwald so cool.

In real news, let's talk about how Evgeni Malkin is literally worthless and terrible

Signed,
every yinzer I encounter, without fail

i feel you, either they don't actually realize he leads the playoffs in scoring or they actually do know but still think he just doesn't look like he's trying hard enough out there.

Ginette Reno posted:

Did anyone see this btw? http://nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com/2...ay-17-on-nbcsn/


NHL legend Jonathan Toews.

pretty clever to include toews imo, makes sid look more like he belongs with the rest of that group by comparison :v:

Neitherman
Sep 25, 2006

He will die without safety brief.

Pornographic Memory posted:

i feel you, either they don't actually realize he leads the playoffs in scoring or they actually do know but still think he just doesn't look like he's trying hard enough out there.

Sometimes I get infuriated when I watch Malkin because the guy isn't afraid to try barreling through four guys by himself to try to get some offense going. Usually this results in a turnover but he has the offensive skill to occasionally turn it into a real scoring chance. I think Pens fans got used to his gaudy offensive play and think he's being lazy because his contributions have been more subtle as his game has matured.

Neitherman fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 16, 2017

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Ginette Reno posted:

He's not exactly brimming with personality but he won't be an obnoxious homer at least and he seems knowledgeable.


Which is funny because iirc Kessel was one of the few guys playing well last year during that early season slump. It was like him and Malkin scoring and everyone else being a gigantic turd.

That's because they were the only two guys on the team who were good enough shooters to occasionally score from deep along the side boards, which was the only place Mike Johnston allowed his team to shoot from

Besides Crosby that is, who it is now clear just quit giving a gently caress early on in the Johnston era

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Pornographic Memory posted:

i feel you, either they don't actually realize he leads the playoffs in scoring or they actually do know but still think he just doesn't look like he's trying hard enough out there.

He's been turning the puck over a lot, so bitching about him has a little merit

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Malkin and Kessel are both floaty players, dumb hockey fans hate floaty players because it doesn't fit their preconception of effort and grit, the world keeps spinnin'

Re: Kunitz chat, pretty funny how much he's declined in the past ~2 years. There's basically a threshold for middling players -- are they good enough for superstars like Crosby to make them look deadly, or do they drag the superstar down? Just a few years ago, Kunitz was still on the right side of that threshold, but not so much any more. I still think he's a fine middle/bottom 6 player, and he's at least earning his time with Malkin & Kessel for now. Ideally I'd like to see Rust in that spot, but we'll see what happens with his injury

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Kunitz will be 38 in September of course he can't play anymore

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I just saw this quote, but :lol:.

Joey the pest is someone you laugh with and is fun to watch. Joey the pissy is somebody you laugh at. I'm curious to see how his new contract plays out.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



When the Leafs acquired Kessel there was an endless stream of talk about how he was a cherry-picking all-offense lazy player whose production was all Marc Savard, from Bruins fans on this very forum too. People had been writing about his attitude and work ethic since before he was drafted, it wasn't just a Toronto thing.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Pornographic Memory posted:

i feel you, either they don't actually realize he leads the playoffs in scoring or they actually do know but still think he just doesn't look like he's trying hard enough out there.


One argument would be, how amazing would he be if he wasn't out of shape, put effort into forechecking and backchecking and wasn't relying only on his raw talent to make the puck move fast and be sometimes weirdly ignored by defenders

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

I'd love to be as out of shape as Phil Kessel.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
This "Kessel is out of shape" meme is really stupid.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's just the fat steroid head that throws off his overall look and makes him look fat.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Short and stocky is the ideal sports build. All the great baseball players are short fat men and same with soccer.

Phil isn't really short at 6 feet though but he's definitely got the stocky part down.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Aphrodite posted:

It's just the fat steroid head that throws off his overall look and makes him look fat.

I dunno

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGqEDdbgRLY/

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Kessel plays a lazy game, he is not the first winger to do to this and he won't be the last and several of them are in the hall of fame

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kalenn Istarion posted:

One argument would be, how amazing would he be if he wasn't out of shape, put effort into forechecking and backchecking and wasn't relying only on his raw talent to make the puck move fast and be sometimes weirdly ignored by defenders

Who even cares about his body type or fitness level when he has that shot? It isn't calculus that he isn't suited to being a 200', 2-way player, and any time he attempts something defensively is just gravy. Who even has a prettier shot than Fat Hotdog Guy? Ovie?

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?
Is there some reason Root won't bring back Mike Lange for the TV broadcast too or does he just not want to be bothered for it.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Who even cares about his body type or fitness level when he has that shot? It isn't calculus that he isn't suited to being a 200', 2-way player, and any time he attempts something defensively is just gravy. Who even has a prettier shot than Fat Hotdog Guy? Ovie?

tarasenko

semin if he's still playing somewhere (now that was a lazy fucker)

joe sakic did before he stuck his hand in a lawn mower

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
It was a snowblower!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

bewbies posted:

Kessel plays a lazy game, he is not the first winger to do to this and he won't be the last and several of them are in the hall of fame

I don't know if lazy is the right word. He back checks.

What irritates some people about Kessel is he's soft as hell in the corners. If he gets a puck and is about to get hit, that puck is being thrown away. If it's a 50/50 battle he's frequently going to bail out and let the other guy get it if there's a threat of contact. I don't think it's laziness though so much as self preservation. He doesn't like to get hit at all. It's a weird mentality since obviously 99% of NHLers are not that way, so it stands out a bit.

Thing is he's so good with the puck on his stick and his style of play also means he almost never misses games. You just need to have him with the right linemates to maximize his talents. The reason he almost never plays with Crosby is Sid expects his linemates to cycle and that's the antithesis of Kessel's game. Malkin is just as happy playing a rush game as a cycle game so Kessel works much better with him.

Getting mad at Kessel for not winning board battles though is just misplaced anger. It's not his game. Sullivan thankfully understands Kessel and is willing to let him do his thing.

Neitherman
Sep 25, 2006

He will die without safety brief.

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't know if lazy is the right word. He back checks.

What irritates some people about Kessel is he's soft as hell in the corners. If he gets a puck and is about to get hit, that puck is being thrown away. If it's a 50/50 battle he's frequently going to bail out and let the other guy get it if there's a threat of contact. I don't think it's laziness though so much as self preservation. He doesn't like to get hit at all. It's a weird mentality since obviously 99% of NHLers are not that way, so it stands out a bit.

Thing is he's so good with the puck on his stick and his style of play also means he almost never misses games. You just need to have him with the right linemates to maximize his talents. The reason he almost never plays with Crosby is Sid expects his linemates to cycle and that's the antithesis of Kessel's game. Malkin is just as happy playing a rush game as a cycle game so Kessel works much better with him.

Getting mad at Kessel for not winning board battles though is just misplaced anger. It's not his game. Sullivan thankfully understands Kessel and is willing to let him do his thing.

I'm going to try paying more attention to this next game.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Schremp Howard posted:

Is there some reason Root won't bring back Mike Lange for the TV broadcast too or does he just not want to be bothered for it.
I'm pretty sure I remember reading that Lange doesn't want to be back on TV because he doesn't want to be in front of the camera anymore. Not that it really matters to anyone who lives in the Pittsburgh area since they immediately turn on the radio and turn off the sound on their TV to watch games.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
I miss The Thrill...

:smith:

Also the Phil is out of shape meme is so stupid.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Kessel isn't lazy at all, not even in the defensive end. He just plays hockey like it's a non-contact sport. It gets him a "soft" rep but it also has a lot to do with his not having missed a game in like 47 years

Which let me tell you is a loving breath of fresh air for the Penguins

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Eric the Mauve posted:

Kessel isn't lazy at all, not even in the defensive end. He just plays hockey like it's a non-contact sport. It gets him a "soft" rep but it also has a lot to do with his not having missed a game in like 47 years

Wasn't that kinda the way Chris Chelios played too? He was never a very physical guy but was able to play basically forever?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Crosby and Letang get hurt a lot in part because some opponents go out of their way to hurt them, that's true, but it also has a lot to do with the fact those guys just HAVE to go after every puck, they just can't help themselves, and sometimes they put themselves in positions to get hurt. Like Jultz's probably season/possibly Penguins tenure ending injury last night, Kessel would 100% have skated around that puck and tried to deflect it when the opponent tried to move it around the boards. It's just what he does. Sometimes it's annoying and you don't really want more than a couple guys on your team who play that way (though actually it's impressive how often Kessel succeeds at preventing the opponent from gaining clean possession even after allowing the opponent to get to the puck first) but it DOES have a lot to do with Kessel never missing a game.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrgYmRBnjg

Also funny IIRC Clarkson had just signed that great contract to save the leafs and got slapped with 20 games for leaving the bench during that brawl. Simpler times.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

JoelJoel posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrgYmRBnjg

Also funny IIRC Clarkson had just signed that great contract to save the leafs and got slapped with 20 games for leaving the bench during that brawl. Simpler times.

gently caress Dave Nonis.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

DJExile posted:

Wasn't that kinda the way Chris Chelios played too? He was never a very physical guy but was able to play basically forever?

This was also Nick Lidstrom, right? I feel like I heard that description before

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
It's almost like not grinding their bodies to dust allows great players to play longer. Who knew?

-e- Forgot a to

Stretch Marx fucked around with this message at 22:58 on May 16, 2017

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

myron cope posted:

This was also Nick Lidstrom, right? I feel like I heard that description before

I don't know if I'd group Lidstrom or Chelios with Kessel. Granted I was much younger when I watched Lidstrom and Chelios so I could be totally off base, but I don't remember either of them being unusually physical in either direction. Not throwing big hitz all the time, but definitely not totally contact-averse either.

Kessel is kind of a special snowflake in terms of how much he avoids contact. And so long as he can do that while keeping his scoring touch and injury-free streak, I'll take his "soft" play all day every day.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

Crosby and Letang get hurt a lot in part because some opponents go out of their way to hurt them, that's true, but it also has a lot to do with the fact those guys just HAVE to go after every puck, they just can't help themselves, and sometimes they put themselves in positions to get hurt. Like Jultz's probably season/possibly Penguins tenure ending injury last night, Kessel would 100% have skated around that puck and tried to deflect it when the opponent tried to move it around the boards. It's just what he does. Sometimes it's annoying and you don't really want more than a couple guys on your team who play that way (though actually it's impressive how often Kessel succeeds at preventing the opponent from gaining clean possession even after allowing the opponent to get to the puck first) but it DOES have a lot to do with Kessel never missing a game.

~*the candle that burns brightest burns the fastest*~

also i had a pretty depressing realization last night about how many penguins have had concussions in this season/playoffs alone - hornqvist x2, crosby x2, hagelin, sheary, jultz, guentzel, rust (probably) last night...seems kind of relevant to a conversation about players burning themselves out early

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yzerman was sawft.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Aphrodite posted:

It's just the fat steroid head that throws off his overall look and makes him look fat.

Honestly I thought this the other day. Not the anabolic kind, but the cortizone / prednisone kind. Possible he's on cortical steroids for some kind of inflammatory condition I guess.

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't know if lazy is the right word. He back checks.

What irritates some people about Kessel is he's soft as hell in the corners. If he gets a puck and is about to get hit, that puck is being thrown away. If it's a 50/50 battle he's frequently going to bail out and let the other guy get it if there's a threat of contact. I don't think it's laziness though so much as self preservation. He doesn't like to get hit at all. It's a weird mentality since obviously 99% of NHLers are not that way, so it stands out a bit.

Thing is he's so good with the puck on his stick and his style of play also means he almost never misses games. You just need to have him with the right linemates to maximize his talents. The reason he almost never plays with Crosby is Sid expects his linemates to cycle and that's the antithesis of Kessel's game. Malkin is just as happy playing a rush game as a cycle game so Kessel works much better with him.

Getting mad at Kessel for not winning board battles though is just misplaced anger. It's not his game. Sullivan thankfully understands Kessel and is willing to let him do his thing.

I still think some of it's laziness and he could be even more effective with more effort, but I could also somewhat buy an argument that he's just one of those slippery guys that just dodges getting hit all the loving time. I saw a guy that can't have been more than 5'2" playing in a junior hockey showcase tourney I reffed last weekend and I was expecting him to get loving plastered but nobody got a solid hit on him the entire game. He just found ways to dish the puck (safely, not just panic dumping) or straight up dodge all these 6'+ guys who kept trying to murder him.

My opinion of this kid was helped by the fact that he has gold star hockey hair down to mid-back and wears a massively over-sized jersey untucked so it hangs to his loving knees.

Literally this, except the guy is in his late teens:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

DJExile posted:

Wasn't that kinda the way Chris Chelios played too? He was never a very physical guy but was able to play basically forever?

Chelios was mean as heck. If you tried to hit him he'd just elbow you or get his stick up. He was also really smart though and just never put himself in bad positions.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

DJExile posted:

Wasn't that kinda the way Chris Chelios played too? He was never a very physical guy but was able to play basically forever?

Chelios definitely didn't shy away from physical play. He was skilled enough to able to use his stick and positioning effectively, so he wasn't a "hit first" kinda guy, but he had a mean streak, too. He'd hit guys for the hell of it, not because he had no other choice. He had almost 3000 PIM and dozens of fights. I recall John Davidson commenting on how he had become less aggressive in the late 90s, and recounting his reputation as a nasty guy in the past. He was always a tough player, he just wasn't one of the oversized intimidators who would hit at every chance, since he was also very skilled.

myron cope posted:

This was also Nick Lidstrom, right? I feel like I heard that description before

Lidstrom was much more effective with some space, so for the last years of his career, Kronwall would always be the one to go back and retrieve the puck on dump-ins, regardless of side. He was so good with his stick and positioning that he didn't need to hit much.

That being said, they were both still defensemen who would use their bodies when needed. Kessel is a forward and he's way more effective both at forechecking and backchecking without throwing hits.

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
If they kept a stat for times someone tried to crush a guy into the boards but hit nothing but the boards, Lidstrom would probably be the all time record holder

It's probably an unassailable record now because hits that were routine in the first half of Lidstrom's career had become 5+misconduct by the time he retired

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