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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
trump promises to fix healthcare by making housecalls every week and televising it nationally

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Speaking of the primary thread where did our friend Top Bunk Wanker go?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Reince Priebus — whose internal nickname, according to The Week, is Rancid —

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Brain Curry posted:

What's the best one letter change for duck ramp?

Dick ramp?
Cuck ramp?
Duck romp?

duck rama

because it sounds like animes

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Chris James 2 posted:

Uh lol scratch that he's even turning on kushner now https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/864586353056636933

METH

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Office Pig posted:

trump promises to fix healthcare by making housecalls every week and televising it nationally

he'll specialize in gynecology

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
quick someone go work in the white house and get sessions fired, this is the perfect opportunity to save america

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

lol they think he's too dumb to have leaked anything important

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/864551305435426817

From the same article:

quote:

There is a fear among some of Mr. Trump’s senior advisers about leaving him alone in meetings with foreign leaders out of concern he might speak out of turn. General McMaster, in particular, has tried to insert caveats or gentle corrections into conversations when he believes the president is straying off topic or onto boggy diplomatic ground.

lol they're afraid to leave him alone in the room with other leaders

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

From the same article:


lol they're afraid to leave him alone in the room with other leaders

well last time they did it he caused an international incident with australia

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
So Trump is gonna replace Spicer with a Melania clone. Nice.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Trump, what a wild loving ride. Trump.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
they've wheeled jim risch onto cnn

the senate appears to really not want to deal with this

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol they're afraid to leave him alone in the room with other leaders

Can you blame them?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i didn't even have to use my toupee
it was a Trump day

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
though he called the person who leaked the info a traitor!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

they've wheeled jim risch onto cnn

the senate appears to really not want to deal with this

wellllll guess what fellas! the time for misgivings was six months ago my dudes!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cmon mitch buy the ticket take the ride! get in...

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
oh snap
https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/864591993967607808

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This poo poo is the craziest poo poo.

-me, every day

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Reince Priebus — whose internal nickname, according to The Week, is Rancid —

https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/864205268120457216

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

:lol:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

Uh lol scratch that he's even turning on kushner now https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/864586353056636933

Dark Trump? I thought you would have to beat the game once to get him.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:jackbud:x10

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I don't understand how trump can keep topping himself.

Comey firing then just literally give secrets to russians in the oval office. Like, if this happened in a movie I'd be like, no loving way. Sloppy writing!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
3 - 3:30 every day.

A new one just explodes.

gregday
May 23, 2003


First evidence besides Trump admitting why he fired Comey in the Lester Holt interview.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Then he tweets: yeah it happened so what?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

good

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

ex post facho posted:

i never assumed that anyone with enough time to be on top of perpetually breaking news would also have a job and be able to shitpost constantly in this thread

Well, assume again

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

way to look as guilty as possible at all times

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol they're afraid to leave him alone in the room with other leaders

And he's getting pissy about McMasterBlaster gently trying to remind him not to do things like talk ISIS gossip with THE SAME loving GUY WHO GOT MIKE FLYNN FIRED AND SESSIONS RECUSED FROM THE RUSSIA PROBE :laffo:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

The Librarian of Congress is cool and extremely good

https://twitter.com/LibnOfCongress/status/864585029741137924

oh man that one Rep is gonna be extra pissed

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

JESUS CHRIST NYT KILLING SPREEEEEE

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

I don't understand how trump can keep topping himself.

Comey firing then just literally give secrets to russians in the oval office. Like, if this happened in a movie I'd be like, no loving way. Sloppy writing!

this is literally his strategy for controlling the media. Spray to much poo poo in to many directions all at one time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

do wh staff leak so much to news papers because they know trump won't read them?

also the quiet desperation

also possibly the understaffed depts and agencies leaving them w/o coworkers on their level to talk w, esp as everyone is swamped by the redistributed workload so they dont have time to be work social, so leading them to say more than they should to people w friendly faces, years of beltway familiarity, and notepads

just spinnin thoughts here as they come to me

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Donald Trump has said that when he looks in the mirror he sees the reflection of a 35 year old man.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

From the same article:


lol they're afraid to leave him alone in the room with other leaders

The fact that the highest position of leadership in the world needs handlers is the most lol thing out of all of this.

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



release the tapes, donny. incriminate your drat self because you think they support you. end your own presidency, you stupid piece of poo poo

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i'm starting a Trump Thread Select Senate Committee on Investigating the Unusual Shape of Roger Stone and Trey Gowdy's Heads

founding committee members:

- ex post facho (chair)
- squizzle
- paranoid randroid
- schnorkles
- baloogan - currently under investigation for ties to Russia
- tight booty shorts
- epic high five
- lastgirl
- turdfuzz
- joementum

Our first step will be to investigate the lineage of these specimens to determine exactly how the REDACTED species managed to REDACTED with human hosts, leading to the "births" of M. Stone and M. Gowdy.

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