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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Schrotrumper's Box: Sean is both in long-term employment and up for firing as press secretary

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Captain Yossarian posted:

I really wondered who believed this poo poo, but it's the same loving bozos who believed the pizza gate poo poo... Jesus help me lol

The same smooth brained motherfuckers in the Trump Shared Classified Info thread who yelled about how it was fake news because you can't trust the media and anonymous sources are gobbling down Fox New's cock in the Seth Rich thread. You'd think that kind of doublethink would be painful, but no.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
More like Kimberly MILFoyle lol

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



lol at the events these past couple days

when does the executive branch get eaten by L&J

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

WASHINGTON — President Trump asked the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, to shut down the federal investigation into Mr. Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, in an Oval Office meeting in February, according to a memo that Mr. Comey wrote shortly after the meeting.

“I hope you can let this go,” the president told Mr. Comey, according to the memo.

Holy poo poo lol

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
It's not obstruction of justice if the president does it!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

haljordan posted:

Holy poo poo lol

woah

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

quote:


“I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go,” Mr. Trump told Mr. Comey, according to the memo. “He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go.”

Mr. Trump told Mr. Comey that Mr. Flynn had done nothing wrong, according to the memo.


He's my friend!

:banjo:

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



"Me and everyone of value to me should be exempt from investigation and law" - Doctor Donald "Jujyfruit" Drumpf

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

I Was The Fury posted:

The white house: Sean Spicer is not going to be fired
- May 2017

Also the White House: Sean Spicer is going to be replaced soon
-also May 2017

Well a Killary operative could take ole Spicey out, meaning that they need a replacement and that they did not fire him.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Polio Vax Scene posted:

"Me and everyone of value to me should be exempt from investigation and law" - Doctor Donald "Jujyfruit" Drumpf

He should know, he has a doctorate in law

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Holy poo poo James Comey was only fired a loving week ago?! I thought we were already in year 3 of the trump presidency holy moly

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I feel like all it would take to get trump to admit to treason at this point would be for a reporter to give an anecdote during an interview. Something like "well Dr. Mr. President, I've heard tell that you are pretty good at betraying the American people, but I'm just not sure if I can trust that without any personal evidence from you..."

Trump: *neck veins bulging as his handlers wildly wave their hands to get the interview to end*

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Egbert Souse posted:

Schrotrumper's Box: Sean is both in long-term employment and up for firing as press secretary

They can always give him his old position back

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds


Lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
So that Russian news agency TASS that Trump let into the Oval Office has published what he told them, sort of. LOL

Here's a link to the article. Let Google translate it, it's decent enough. http://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/4254477

Edit: Better translation of the paragraph in question: https://twitter.com/gfish3000/status/864567279375196160

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 22:46 on May 16, 2017

Fill Baptismal
Dec 15, 2008
cannot wait for the people who believe in pizzagate to call this a baseless conspiracy theory

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


still three pages behind the current lols, just gotta quote this real quick because it made me lmao

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/jtanews/status/864543549467054084

https://twitter.com/NadavPollak/status/864542892207034368

:trumppop:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

alright all caught up. from what i gather donald trump is the presidente of the united states? lol if so

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
y'know if trump sabotages our alliance with israel that would probably be a legit good thing for us

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008

lol this is excellent

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

TotalLossBrain posted:

So that Russian news agency TASS that Trump let into the Oval Office has published what he told them, sort of. LOL

Here's a link to the article. Let Google translate it, it's decent enough. http://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/4254477

Edit: Better translation of the paragraph in question: https://twitter.com/gfish3000/status/864538031079817217

you know i was never a fan of that "god tier/poo poo tier" stuff, but HOLY gently caress is this a dark-rear end lol. The sense of humor behind this article is evil and dry as gently caress, just straight up explaining the american constitution and its president in words he couldn't even loving manage, making it like a grade school lesson. the fuckin contempt just DRIPS off of this, the self-satisfaction.

i mean, gently caress, the russians spent a whole century having to learn how to broker their backwards wasteland into a world power against some of the biggest minds and forces in the world... winning like this is like beating up a 10 year old while doing the russian equivalent of laughing which involves grimly slav-squatting, putting out your cigarette in the 10 year old's eye, and then drinking vodka while saying "what a strange trick". that's russian laughter.

gently caress HMBOL

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


Ahahahahaha holy poo poo did Donald Joffrey Trump really try to gently caress with Mossad?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm going to overdose on lols. I'm going to die. lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/...genumber%3D3300

Raise your hand if you are surprised

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

TotalLossBrain posted:

So that Russian news agency TASS that Trump let into the Oval Office has published what he told them, sort of. LOL

Here's a link to the article. Let Google translate it, it's decent enough. http://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/4254477

Edit: Better translation of the paragraph in question: https://twitter.com/gfish3000/status/864567279375196160

Well that confirms that he told them what city the asset reported from, which was one of the things the other articles about the leak said was a big deal and may get them killed. Why even mention that detail, why mention any details, geez

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
someone give Two Scoops his phone back

please... I'm so Thirsty...

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can someone post that photo of Trump at Mar A Lago sitting and looking into the camera smiling while everyone else is a blur around him?

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Also from this NY Times article:

quote:

Mr. Comey created similar memos — including some that are classified — about every phone call and meeting he had with the president, the two people said. It is unclear whether Mr. Comey told the Justice Department about the conversation or his memos.

More lols are coming, I can feel it in my bones. Hold on to your butts everyone.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





So is that TASS article independent from the Wapo one? Because it starts with "according to White House sources".

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

mike12345 posted:

So is that TASS article independent from the Wapo one? Because it starts with "according to White House sources".

Trump is the white house source

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

TotalLossBrain posted:

So that Russian news agency TASS that Trump let into the Oval Office has published what he told them, sort of. LOL

Here's a link to the article. Let Google translate it, it's decent enough. http://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/4254477
posting because i just lolled that trump is president and i'm supposed to post ITT when that happens

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

"You're off the case, detective," drawled Chief Two-scoops as he stubbed out his cigar, "I hope you can let this go."

It is literally like a bad detective novel

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

obama-miss-me-yet.png

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
wow that was almost 24 hours between obscenely retarded Trump stories. I was gettin' twitchy. :feelsgood:

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

NotWearingPants posted:

obama-miss-me-yet.png

I can never miss Obama because I never gave a poo poo about any politics until trump rode down that loving escalator with his smug poo poo eating grin and said he was going to be president. That was the day the world changed for me.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
God I love this thread.

I was pondering today who will do the most irreparable economic, political, or environmental damage over time: Reagan or Trump? To say Trump is the worst modern President would mean he has to be worse than Reagan and the US is still suffering from everything he did.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
hmmmmmmm you know I'm not a lawyer but I am pretty sure you aren't allowed to ask the FBI director to end an investigation into your own administration

although we are fully into Air Bud rules here so who knows anymore

The Archaic posted:

God I love this thread.

I was pondering today who will do the most irreparable economic, political, or environmental damage over time: Reagan or Trump? To say Trump is the worst modern President would mean he has to be worse than Reagan and the US is still suffering from everything he did.

so far Trump can't seem to get a loving thing done, and it doesn't show any signs of changing so i'm gonna go with Reagan for being the most damaging

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