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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nonsense posted:

Imagining Jeff Sessions in prison is absurd

I'm sure all the white supremacist gangs will happily take a tiny, ineffectual gnome into their fold

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

fart blood posted:

I love The Atlantic but how the heck do they make money on their print magazine when the whole thing is free on their site with no article limit?

No site has an article limit if you use incognito.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

On the previous scandal, before it even came out that it was Israel he burned

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/864632313380040704

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


yep. he is still the biggest piece of poo poo in the GOP leadership.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Nonsense posted:

Imagining Jeff Sessions in prison is absurd

jeff sessions stirring up a big ol pot of fudge in the prison kitchen

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

paranoid randroid posted:

i think yall are afraid to let things matter again because youve forgotten what it feels like

its okay, im here for you


take my hand...
PREY SPOILERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrIzNYgZyJw&t=670s

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

the art of the deal

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

jeff sessions stirring up a big ol pot of fudge in the prison kitchen

Jefferson, that ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? Better get in there and get it out, boy.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hard at work

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
is president donald trump a gift from god?

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Nonsense posted:

Imagining Jeff Sessions in prison is absurd

his transformation into lil gideon would be complete

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.
fucker just had to pick a fight with the FBI

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

that is a p good rear end and tailoring

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Venom Snake posted:

In what universe are you were somehow Trumps team won't gently caress this up immediately

steve bannon couldnt even run biosphere 2 and that was just a bunch of scientists boning each other in a giant desert ant farm

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

fits my needs posted:

that is a p good rear end and tailoring

it's actually a great rear end

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

steve bannon couldnt even run biosphere 2 and that was just a bunch of scientists boning each other in a giant desert ant farm

i still can't believe that biosphere 2 guy is running the nation

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Pft, Richard Burr, who is leading the Russia investigation and has the power to subpoena whatever he wants, says it's on the New York Times to produce the memo.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

tacodaemon posted:

steve bannon couldnt even run biosphere 2 and that was just a bunch of scientists boning each other in a giant desert ant farm
boning each other except him which is why he tried to take control of it, even :chloe:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


maybe bannon picked up a mutated disease in biosphere 2 that exists nowhere else

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Nonsense posted:

Imagining Jeff Sessions in prison is absurd

I dunno.

I can certainly imagine that little elf getting pounded in the rear end behind the industrial-size dryers in the prison laundry.

And it makes me happy.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

i think yall are afraid to let things matter again because youve forgotten what it feels like

its okay, im here for you


take my hand...

mattering is like porn....i'll know it when i see it. and so far all i'm seeing is the lingerie section from a 1994 sears catalog

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Kind of amazing to think that if Comey hadn't dropped that letter and maybe swung the election, Trump would've replaced him from the outset rather than keep him for a few months and then incriminate himself a whole bunch.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'll be president

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nothing matters, this will all just blow over in-

*trump tweets that it's not illegal when the president does it*

n-nothing matters right guys?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

PostNouveau posted:

Pft, Richard Burr, who is leading the Russia investigation and has the power to subpoena whatever he wants, says it's on the New York Times to produce the memo.

Luckily, enough other republicans are breaking with that

Hilariously, its the House republicans that found their balls first, probably because they started to see the polls

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



also there was scuttlebutt today that trump was dreading the overseas trip anyway. not sure why though, maybe somebody told him israel is full of steps everywhere

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Leviathan posted:

mattering is like porn....i'll know it when i see it. and so far all i'm seeing is the lingerie section from a 1994 sears catalog

we're all jacking off anyway, don't be a downer

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


quote:

A +7 Margin for Impeachment is absolutely insane. For reference, when Nixon first hit more people being in favor of impeachment than against, it was after the Saturday Night Massacre, and it was only by a +1 Margin (44/43).

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

D1E posted:

I dunno.

I can certainly imagine that little elf getting pounded in the rear end behind the industrial-size dryers in the prison laundry.

And it makes me happy.

:chloe:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

kiss me - I'm President

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The Glumslinger posted:

Luckily, enough other republicans are breaking with that

Hilariously, its the House republicans that found their balls first, probably because they started to see the polls

Yeah I guess Richard Burr doesn't have to worry about poo poo for 6 years.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I don't get why the base thinks he's a RINO, he's done more to protect trump than anyone

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:eyepop:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,



A +7 margin isn't even enough for the Democrats to win the House anymore, so it's not enough to swing an impeachment.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ewerickson/status/864633771143942144

:bisonyes:

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