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Kithkar
Apr 23, 2011

I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

This doesn't read the way he thinks it does and its amazing.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I'm watching the movie Dick and it's hosed up that this comedic take on the Watergate scandal is actually less absurd than our current real life.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/864654037471424512

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

why should we believe this rando dem dude about white house leaks?

dont question each drop of water just enjoy yr ride down this river

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I just got done watching this and just :lol:

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

petit choux posted:

No, I think we're approaching the Great Mattering. We're all gonna get laid.

"things matter! things matter!" i cry as i start climbing the north face of the Matterhorn without ropes, emotionally and physically naked

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Thoguh posted:

I have the complete opposite experience. $30 or so for Sling/Vue/whatever is a lot cheaper than cable, especially since that's just the price, it isn't an introductory thing that explodes after a couple of months. . Check what channels you watch vs. what those services offer. I've used both and have no intention of ever going back to cable.

yeah I gotta check those numbers. I don't want to subsidize ESPN if I can get away with it.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

dont question each drop of water just enjoy yr ride down this river

water off a duck's back, into the whiskey

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





hes so fuckin bad at this omg

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Naerasa posted:

I'm watching the movie Dick and it's hosed up that this comedic take on the Watergate scandal is actually less absurd than our current real life.

maybe all satire comes from an alternate dimension, and The Onion dug too deep into it and tore the gateway asunder and now satire thrashes rampantly across our universe, an unstable maelstrom of absurdity.

Trump116: An unstable maelstrom of absurdity.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Donald Trump is a freaking idiot lo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Does Trump not get near his phone until 10pm usually or something on bad days?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



*donald trump is impeached in first term, runs again in 2020 against hillary clinton*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Raged posted:

Comey bent Drumpf over a fuckbarrel and is giving him a ratfucking


am i doing it right? Ed? ....Ballls

Drumpf



:getout:

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

please don't rush this. we need to 100% trump to get the Piss Tape ending

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

*donald trump is impeached in first term, runs again in 2020 against hillary clinton*

inshallah :unsmigghh:

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



if i was the guest i would invite tucker to go with me and clean the restrooms up

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Raged posted:

Comey bent Drumpf over a fuckbarrel and is giving him a ratfucking


am i doing it right? Ed? ....Ballls

imagine being a republican lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Squizzle posted:

hes so fuckin bad at this omg

dont worry hes got years to improve

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Nonsense posted:

Does Trump not get near his phone until 10pm usually or something on bad days?

Someone he trusts probably somehow convinced him that anything he tweets tonight will be used against him.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

*donald trump is impeached in first term, runs again in 2020 against hillary clinton*

Pisshog Day

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Would not be surprised if McMasters shoved Trumps phone up his rear end

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


mdemone posted:

Someone he trusts probably somehow convinced him that anything he tweets tonight will be used against him.

Ivanka promised him a lap dance if he would give up the phone.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I just took like a 5 hour nap. life is good and trump is bad

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mo_Steel posted:

maybe all satire comes from an alternate dimension, and The Onion dug too deep into it and tore the gateway asunder and now satire thrashes rampantly across our universe, an unstable maelstrom of absurdity.

Trump116: An unstable maelstrom of absurdity.

the structure of reality has always been weak, humankind has just always depended upon the expectation of decorum to prevent the depraved from rending holes in their thrashing

as the world has started to embrace individual sovereignty regarding how one can assert their own sense of self, consciousnesses have snaked and tendriled throughout the latticework holding back the void and declared proudly that one can do or be anything they want

which only beckons the entropic hunger behind the glass

which only beckons

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Where does grammar works?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump biopic

Who's in it?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Grizzled Patriarch posted:

*donald trump is impeached in first term, runs again in 2020 against hillary clinton*

*wins*

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mdemone posted:

Someone he trusts

:laffo:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




anime was right posted:

dont worry hes got years to improve

some folks thought the same about trump

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
trump prob has several burner phones hidden around the WH for emergency tweets

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/valkilmer/status/864656817938472960

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

the structure of reality has always been weak, humankind has just always depended upon the expectation of decorum to prevent the depraved from rending holes in their thrashing

as the world has started to embrace individual sovereignty regarding how one can assert their own sense of self, consciousnesses have snaked and tendriled throughout the latticework holding back the void and declared proudly that one can do or be anything they want

which only beckons the entropic hunger behind the glass

which only beckons

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter and/or join your cult

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Origami Dali posted:

trump prob has several burner phones hidden around the WH for emergency tweets

yes but they arent real phones they're just plastic cases in the shape of phones that dispense jellybeans

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mo_Steel posted:

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter and/or join your cult

trump!

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


No seriously. I would bet Ivanka might be the only one, since he seems to be souring on Jared.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

kilmer's best role was as doc holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVhtVCfzo8

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

TURMP

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The "nothing matters" crew out in force tonight

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