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Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

Fullhouse posted:

this is all you need to know about the Seth Rich thing

seths family is in on it too?? disgusting

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Baller Ina posted:

can clarke just snap and say something crazy already, that dude has anger in his eyes and i know hes got the chops

dude already made a guy die of dehydration

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/864662810088943616

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Republicans will article 25 Trump to dodge the impeachment

It's morning in Moscow, Ed Balls.

theyd be insanely fuckin dumb to 25th amendment him unless he was threatening to abuse prez powers in an irreversible way

it still would have the ⅔ majority threshold unless you think trump isnt fighting it

but you really think they want their standard bearer stuck w the title acting prez for years?????? or to be accused of turning on their own man just because the sneaky ol dems were saying poo poo about him???????

# ? May 17, 2017 03:08

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Nichael posted:

hi i'm a dead gay illegal in California

hell, same

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

The world would be better if there was 1) a cure for man and 2) it were that cheap. Alas,

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Addamere posted:

hello nite crew what do you want to do tonight

Smoke weed and play Player Unknowns Battlegrounds

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

greetings

*rots in the baking california sun*

*votes trmup*

*rots some more*

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Origami Dali posted:

trump will not sit idly by while impeachment proceedings commence, he will do everything in his power to destroy the party rather than go quietly

He will do everything in his power to destroy the United States rather than go down quietly.

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

TheBigAristotle posted:

It's funny because Mother Theresa was also a fraud, a liar, and a thief.

What's funnier is people still believe that.

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

wanna see hannity gibbering in straight jacket when this is over

# ? May 17, 2017 03:09

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Flavius Belisarius posted:

Just visited that subreddit to see if Trumpers were losing faith yet and every post is about Seth Rich. I feel like I missed something. What is this conspiracy about?

the mods there delete non-positive/trump good submissions and ban the people submitting them. they banned a dude that was a trumper for having 1 negative thing in a 63 point list about some bullshit trump did/supported.

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/864663034081542146

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Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/864662985167515649

FIRE HANNITY

# ? May 17, 2017 03:10

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/864662810088943616

can the fam sue over this?

# ? May 17, 2017 03:10

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

I did a thing posted:

Kasich on Trump situation: "I don't like people who say 'I told you so...' but I told you so."

self loathing mfer

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

anime was right posted:

theres a bunch of conspiracy hungry left wing people willing to eat up any garbage about trump getting impeached any second now just like there are people who watch alex jones. these tweets are by people hungry for lovely book deals.

Nothing matters

# ? May 17, 2017 03:10

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

hell here's the full story from buzzfeed about the guy

https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/rod-wheeler?utm_term=.no36zR90J#.rsZa5y7jn

quote:

Butowsky, a prominent wealth manager from Dallas and a contributor to Bretibart News who attended President Trump's inauguration, told BuzzFeed News that he reached out to the Rich family after hearing about the Clinton-Rich conspiracy theory from a friend.

"They said they didn�t feel they were getting any answers," Butowsky said. "The investigation wasn�t going anywhere. I said 'why don�t you hire a private detective?' They said they didn�t have any money."

Butowsky said he offered to pay for a private investigator, and called Wheeler. There, he said, his involvement ended.

"They negotiated something," Butowsky said. "In their contract it said, any money Rod is going to bill, Butowsky is going to pay. But Rod Wheeler has never billed me a penny. Nobody has ever paid anybody anything."

Beyond his involvement in the Rich case, Wheeler is mostly known for saying outrageous things on air. In 2007, in reference to a controversy over racial profiling and policing, Wheeler pulled his eyes back on air to demonstrate what "a Chinese male" looks like. And in the same year, on the Bill O'Reilly show, Wheeler said that a "national underground network" of armed lesbians were raping girls.

In addition to his private detective business, Capital Investigations, Wheeler is also, according to his LinkedIn, the CEO and founder of the Global Food Defense Institute. ("Food defense," per the website of the FDA, focuses on "the risk of criminal or terrorist actions on the food supply.")

But it's Wheeler's experience in the DC police department that seems to have qualified him to investigate the Rich case. In the Fox story, Wheeler said that a source within the department told him that they were ordered to "stand down" on the Rich investigation, and that it was "confirmed" that Rich was in contact with Wikileaks.

Calling Wheeler's allegations "unfounded," a spokesperson for the MPD said that Wheeler had been employed by the department from 1990 to 1995 and that he was "dismissed from the agency."

It's unclear what prompted Wheeler to speak to Fox, but earlier today, the Rich family denied having seeing the investigator's report in a statement:

"We see no facts, we have seen no evidence, we have been approached with no emails and only learned about this when contacted by the press."

he's literally a fox news contributor who has no evidence for this and is just making poo poo up but somehow the thing that actually happened is fake news and the thing that didn't happen is lieberal media misdirection

Lamebot posted:

seths family is in on it too?? disgusting

the disgusting part is that they have nothing to do with it and immediately distanced themselves from the weird lunatic supposedly working for free for them

if you learn ANYTHING from this election it's that you never trust someone working for free

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petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Donkwich posted:

dems will lose to pence in 2020 and i will laugh so hard as the shotgun shell enters my hippocampus

Hell, same.

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

oh man, of all days to get a 6er for insulting anime it had to be the day of mattering

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mightygerm: Jun 29, 2002

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/864663034081542146

Welcome your new FBI Director, Donald Trump Jr.

# ? May 17, 2017 03:10

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

wonder who the gop has given the job of "whisper into trump's ear and tell him that he's better off resigning because the evil press won't let him be the great president that he truly is." like that has to be something they are trying before they even consider impeachment or 25th and it might work if enough people tell trump that he's too good to be president.

# ? May 17, 2017 03:10

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/864662832494903297

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

The world would be better if there was 1) a cure for man and 2) it were that cheap. Alas,

im offering an old fashioned shellackin at a fraction of that price

# ? May 17, 2017 03:11

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/864662810088943616

lol of course he's talked about this before
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/864503045052399616

# ? May 17, 2017 03:11

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

this town hall thing is kinda funny

bernie: "poo poo's hosed and we got some poo poo to do"
kasich: "hmmmmmmmmm i agree that poo poo's hosed but maybe it'll just work itself out iunno"

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/864662832494903297

ah yeah that's the stuff

# ? May 17, 2017 03:12

Deceptive Thinker: Oct 5, 2005; I'll rip out your optics!

How did Obama break the right wing brain so badly?

# ? May 17, 2017 03:12

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Deceptive Thinker posted:

How did Obama break the right wing brain so badly?

he black

# ? May 17, 2017 03:12

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Deceptive Thinker posted:

How did Obama break the right wing brain so badly?

Black

# ? May 17, 2017 03:12

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Nichael posted:

dude already made a guy die of dehydration

not good enough unfortunately, he needs a real psycho quote, a meaty soundbite to slap into a tweet

dudes the only R that scares me,he's the truest of believers

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