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Calm Waters
Aug 24, 2011
https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/864653516240977922

only the best strongmen get the endorsement of the president. for gently caress's sake, lol

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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I come bearing terrible news, folks.

Apparently, no potential presser lols tomorrow.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Calm Waters posted:

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/864653516240977922

only the best strongmen get the endorsement of the president. for gently caress's sake, lol

I love the cops in this "Please stop kicking that man in the face" *massages their back with nightstick*

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

His job done, Spicer walks into a fading sunset.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

ITS ONLY FUCKIN TUESDAY AINT NO BRAKES ON THIS LOLTRAIN AHHHBBBHHHHHH

https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/864654042001289216

I'd say he's trying to understand Paul Ryan, but I don't think he's ever put that much effort into anything.

So he probably discovered a new glitch on his Scorpion King DVD

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Is the man on suicide watch?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/864644142311321600

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
Wanna see that impotent rage of an angry baby president impeached within 6 months of taking office.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Jfc that Turkish poo poo

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Calm Waters posted:

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/864653516240977922

only the best strongmen get the endorsement of the president. for gently caress's sake, lol

So for real, how is it legal for foreign security to beat up US citizens on US soil?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Wow his followers

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Calm Waters posted:

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/864653516240977922

only the best strongmen get the endorsement of the president. for gently caress's sake, lol

:drat: That kick to the face

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Reminder that Turkey could be rid of Erdogan but the people took to the streets for their dear leader.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

redbackground posted:

Wanna see that impotent rage of an angry baby president impeached within 6 months of taking office.

:pray:

Social Dissonance
Nov 25, 2002

hey guys lets ride
What the gently caress did the Turkish delegation forget they weren't beating the poo poo out of protestors in their own country?

Curious to see have fast the story can be spun into a lol tomorrow

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Calm Waters posted:

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/864653516240977922

only the best strongmen get the endorsement of the president. for gently caress's sake, lol

This is the best amateur riot cinematography I've ever seen. Hats off.

Seriously though, this loving footage - holy poo poo

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

I'm glass American cops are defending the rights of Americans to get kicked in the face god bless America

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol at that turkish bodyguard stuff. America is a third world shithole. Thanks a lot retards.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
There's one for everything. Still.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/228949017827082241?lang=en

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

So for real, how is it legal for foreign security to beat up US citizens on US soil?

Whuddayagonnadoaboudit.

Trump works the same way.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Partycat posted:

A FOX reboot of the prisoner? Holy poo poo there are seasons of this thing writing itself right now. The ratings would be ...

... Well I'd watch it
"Who is #1?"
"You are, 45"

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/864674484615348224

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

So for real, how is it legal for foreign security to beat up US citizens on US soil?

Probably diplomatic immunity or some such bullshit

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

So for real, how is it legal for foreign security to beat up US citizens on US soil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwC_IaY3BmY

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Not having a presser is very good optics

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Trumps not interested in... cosmetics.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/statuses/864665309436928000

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/LucySullivan888/status/864669127046082561

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I'm the tweeters convincing Lucile on twitter she's wrong with her world view.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Honestly, if Gabriel descended from the clouds on billowing wings and said unto the masses "Lo! The Almighty God, in His infinite wisdom, hath deemed Dingald 'Snap Into a Slim' Jim Trunk to be worthy of his Just and Loving Light! All hail God's Chosen!" I would walk away, slice the throat of the first goat I found, bathe in it's blood then gently caress the skull in the middle of a goat blood pentagram, all while nodding slowly and grimly.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

A year from now, we may reflect back and say, Hey remember that time Trump was prez? And sigh, part of us missing those lols

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


He looks like he's in tears about his boy Easy D being picked on by the meanie communist mainstream media

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

I appreciate that they included a photo of who makes up the alliance.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

A year from now, we may reflect back and say, Hey remember that time Trump was prez? And sigh, part of us missing those lols

I distinctly remember when GWB's presidency was coming to a close and thinking we wouldn't have another funny president, that the most a president could do was verbal gaffes and incompetence at a level that was almost indistinguishable from malice

Man I'm glad I was wrong

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Honestly, if Gabriel descended from the clouds on billowing wings and said unto the masses "Lo! The Almighty God, in His infinite wisdom, hath deemed Dingald 'Snap Into a Slim' Jim Trunk to be worthy of his Just and Loving Light! All hail God's Chosen!" I would walk away, slice the throat of the first goat I found, bathe in it's blood then gently caress the skull in the middle of a goat blood pentagram, all while nodding slowly and grimly.

Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.
:allears:

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Let's not forget that the photo in Hannity's graphic up there is D-to-the-J-to-the-T-izzle's official presidential mugshot.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
idk if this has been posted before and i frankly dont care

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Quidam Viator posted:

It's real simple, but not very appropriate for the LOL thread. This country functions upon this idea of "common law", where it's our record of precedents and customs that guide behavior. The Romans had this too, so did the English, etc. At these levels of government, A HUGE proportion of what goes on and functions WELL does so if all the actors have a general respect for the gravity of their office, of the dangers of setting a precedent that would lead to chaos in the future.

Common law systems are SUPER-FRAGILE if you get a party and president in power that simply does anything they want without any thought to the future, just as long as someone in their counsel has told them it's technically not illegal. It's technically not illegal for Don Jonson to ask for personal loyalty from Comey, technically not illegal to ask him to stop doing the job of the director of the FBI in investigating him because he's the president. TECHNICALLY.

But to answer the person from last page about who the worst president was, out of Reagan, Bush, or Trump, I think this example should make it incredibly clear. The founding fathers would have put on Junius loving Brutus cosplay and stabbed the gently caress out of Trump for pulling this kind of "Last King of Rome" bullshit. Like.... gently caress, the whole nation is founded upon this founders' assumption that the people in the office will respect the office. That's why after Reagan and Bush, we had more presidents and congresses that got elected.

When you cross the line that Trump has crossed, all the things that make common law function are hosed. If you do your poo poo at Panera, yeah, maybe that kind of poo poo becomes the new normal at Panera. When THIS human being DOG does it, it means the new normal in America is that your president acts like a king or a dictator, who places loyalty to their person above loyalty to the abstract concept of a nation.

So that's why when W started doing drone strikes, it was a big loving problem. Because then Obama can come in, and well, gently caress, it's not like I PERSONALLY started this poo poo, gotta use what we can use.

There aren't going to BE any more presidents. And no, I will not get out of this god drat drive thru, because you know? I invented that whole joke in the first place, like priming the pump. and this will teach you to ask serious questions in the lol thread plus i should probably shut up.

Signed,
- an rear end in a top hat who smells like rear end in a top hat in the drivetrhough

Lmao.

Oh god I can't believe as they were trying to cover up, Trump just goes heres what happened- lol just :lol: I can't, this is so bizarre. Can't even wait a day, a day. I was just thinking how- how can you top firing Comey, talking to Russia, and press reporting that you leaked classified information. Like surely it would have to end there.

But no, it doesn't it end there somehow, Two Scoops keeps toping himself.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Jesus it's only been 5 months! I'm loving exhausted from all the controversy already, I can't imagine McConnell and Ryan are doing any better, they must be making GBS threads themselves every day. I hope Trump lasts all 4 years lol

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nude posted:

Lmao.

Oh god I can't believe as they were trying to cover up, Trump just goes heres what happened- lol just :lol: I can't, this is so bizarre. Can't even wait a day, a day. I was just thinking how- how can you top firing Comey, talking to Russia, and press reporting that you leaked classified information. Like surely it would have to end there.

But no, it doesn't it end there somehow, Two Scoops keeps toping himself.

He's been told by bannon and so many others that it's important to 'control the narrative' of the media but he has absolutely no clue what they meant, so we get poo poo like this, and it owns

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