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They won't even taste like veggies lil Donnie! They have cheese on them! They're barely even veggies! Choo choo here comes the airplane
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May 17, 2017 13:54
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All of the covers of the intel have the electoral map on it I bet
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May 17, 2017 13:55
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Bob NewSCART posted:Thats true, it probably looks like a crazy kitchen restaurant in there or something,! I'm trying to imagine what the WH sounds like right now. When the Russians turn on the bugs they hid in the electoral map all they hear is probably a mixture of sobbing, copious amounts of whiskey being poured into glasses, Pence electrocuting a gay man, about a dozen staffers simultaneously leaking info to the press, Trump screaming expletives at the TV and a gaggle of reporters yelling “SEAN! SEEEEAAAAAN!“ while Sean Spicer hides in the bushes of the White House frontyard again (see: sobbing)
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loving  at this point I hope it takes ages to impeach him, the sheer density of lols per day is impossible to match E: also i need to see how haggard he can get. All the other recent presidents aged a shitload during their tenure, and Donny was already pretty ripe when he started. Bardeh fucked around with this message at 14:00 on May 17, 2017 |
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in ten years time we'll be sitting in a bar asking each other "do you remember when donald trump was president?" this is a prize worthy of a generation for all the poo poo that 2016 was, i haven't had a year with more laughter than 2017
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May 17, 2017 13:58
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https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/864812695857627138 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/864826843056267264
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May 17, 2017 13:59
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*neo plugging his brain into the matrix to learn how to kick & punch except instead of fighting styles it's bizarre news stories about trump*
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Bardeh posted:loving Writes NSC paper and has to put a bold Donald Trump header at the top of each page.
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trump curled up under the leg space of the resolute desk, with cartons of mcdonald's fries and cans of coke littered around him, playing on twitter he has an american flag draped over the desk and chair to form a tunnel and nobody's allowed inside except kellyanne and jared (but jared has to say he's sorry first!!!)
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Plavski posted:in ten years time we'll be sitting in a bar asking each other "do you remember when donald trump was president?" this is a prize worthy of a generation I dunno man, we would probably already be passing tuition free colleges through the Senate right now and debating a real ACA reform. Sometimes I'm not even sure if the lols and hmbols were worth it. I'm all loled out
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I AM THE TOILET posted:trump curled up under the leg space of the resolute desk, with cartons of mcdonald's fries and cans of coke littered around him, playing on twitter My anonymous White House sources tell me the password is "Well Done".
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Gasmask posted:*neo plugging his brain into the matrix to learn how to kick & punch except instead of fighting styles it's bizarre news stories about trump* "Woah."
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May 17, 2017 14:05
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This is how Putin releases the pisstape.
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I AM THE TOILET posted:trump curled up under the leg space of the resolute desk, with cartons of mcdonald's fries and cans of coke littered around him, playing on twitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W__qCFWi1KA
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Dongattack posted:"Woah." "I have an honorary doctorate in kung-fu."
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Has anyone thought to ask Sean hannity https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/864793149142597632
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IT'S HAPPENING http://thehill.com/homenews/house/333781-dem-lawmaker-will-call-for-trumps-impeachment-on-house-floor
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Dongattack posted:Are the lols good today friends? The tabloids in my country are reporting today that Trumps presidency is "falling apart" and "it's heading towards court/prison". The lols are seeping into the mainstream of bumfuck nowhere, what a time to be alive. We are all waiting for the POTUS to get up and feed us with his morning lols. Can't you feel the excitement tickling your toe, my friend?
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Has anyone thought to ask Sean hannity So, that's what, 80% of the country?
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/864812695857627138 Just a reminder that Daniel Dale was so brutally honest and unrelenting in his coverage of Rob Ford that Rob Ford repeatedly claimed that Dale was peeping over his fence at his kids sunbathing. Dale sued him and Ford was forced to publicly apologize. Then Dale was promoted to the Washington bureau of the Toronto Star just in time for Donald Trump. If there's one book I'm going to read about this, it will be Daniel Dale's. e: I forgot this guy got so deep under Ford's skin that Ford threatened to beat him up and stole his phone at one point lmao Reince Penis fucked around with this message at 14:16 on May 17, 2017 |
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May 17, 2017 14:13
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Cthulu Carl posted:"I have an honorary doctorate in kung-fu." "Are you listening Donald, or were you grabbing the pussy of the lady in the red dress?"
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Has anyone thought to ask Sean hannity 
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redbackground posted:IT'S HAPPENING I mean I'm not hopeful since it's a democrat calling for it, but dumber poo poo has happened. calling it now republicans will grasp every straw to decline it.
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May 17, 2017 14:17
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Just saw a new one. Looney Left and #veryfakenews. Posted by MAGA MaMa on twitter .
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I just remembered that Trump probably had the phone ripped out of his hands mid tweet yesterday lol https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/864452996129853444
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https://www.vox.com/first-person/2017/5/17/15626704/trump-comey-firing-recorded-phone-callsquote:He demands loyalty from all working for him, even if it is forced loyalty. While I worked for Trump, he would constantly seek reassurance from myself and other executive staff that we were behind him 100 percent. Often he would say things like, “I’m the best guy to work for, right? You’re never going to leave me, right?” The thirstiest pres
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Cthulu Carl posted:https://imgur.com/xBK3WjI Here you go friend. 
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Egbert Souse posted:So, that's what, 80% of the country? I like how he apparently doesn't consider himself part of the media
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alphabettitouretti posted:https://www.vox.com/first-person/2017/5/17/15626704/trump-comey-firing-recorded-phone-calls Holy fuckin lol "You're not going to leave me right? I'm the best person ever right?" *commits treason and throws every single person below him under the bus at any opportunity, and often for no explicable reason at all*
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alphabettitouretti posted:https://www.vox.com/first-person/2017/5/17/15626704/trump-comey-firing-recorded-phone-calls The Hitler analogy holds at least how he runs his administration. Boot lickers get rewarded and Trump has a pathetic need for people to tell him that he's the best.
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quote:That short attention span is something employees had to get used to quickly. When we would need him to review new television ads or concepts, we would have to very strategically figure when to make presentations to Trump. First we would have to make sure he was in a good mood. If he was in a bad mood, he would like nothing. If he was in good mood, we would have the presentation down to literally less than five minutes. If it were any longer, he would begin to fidget or just get up and leave the meeting. We would then have to wait for another occasion to represent the concept, which could be days or weeks. lmao THIS GUY IS loving PRESIDENT
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mono posted:^^^^^^^ You think he's rockin with anything less than African diamonds?
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redbackground posted:IT'S HAPPENING Yeah, it's not happening. This is just a grandstanding move by a guy trying to get attention. Even if congress would respond favorably to this, they need to have a proper investigation first.
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