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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

This could be one of the only trials where Brandi Maxxxx can be called as an expert witness and you wanna stop it?!

I laughed way too hard at that thought.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw



Kinda feel like that if you are so socially awkward as to have to practice eye contact with a youtube video, that isn't the one thing standing between you and a gf.

Also 500k views smh

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I... was one of those views :smith:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sludge Tank posted:

I... was one of those views :smith:

Spend five minutes practicing eye contact here -----> :catstare:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

zoux posted:

Spend five minutes practicing eye contact here -----> :catstare:

Catstare isn't hyperlink to goatse; 0/5.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Wouldn't choking lave obviouse bruises where you couldn't mistake if hands were used.

He didn't call for help until some time had passed and decomposition had began a bit. By then, the bruising deteriorated enough that it was 'inconclusive' as to how she was asphyxiated, which is why I guess he is going with this hail mary of dickish proportions.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Sludge Tank posted:

I... was one of those views :smith:

Did it work?

cnut
May 3, 2016

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I make it a point to keep unceasing unblinking eye contact with females and let me tell you they don't like that at all. It's like I can't win here.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

That looks fake

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Also I think they wear underwear of some sort under those, to avoid fabric riding up all over everywhere, and that would alter the.. blast pattern

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Also I think they wear underwear of some sort under those, to avoid fabric riding up all over everywhere, and that would alter the.. blast pattern

Well, that, and also we all know hot women don't poop so it couldn't be that.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Spikey posted:

Is that anything like bofa?

BofA dez nuts

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw



Kinda feel like that if you are so socially awkward as to have to practice eye contact with a youtube video, that isn't the one thing standing between you and a gf.

Also 500k views smh

Is this a sex thing? It seems like a sex thing. I bet there are comments about wanking to this.

Yep, there are.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Has this thread done a deep dive on ASMR roleplay because that's the most awkward thing in the world and is definitely a sex thing.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
Eye contact can elicit a strong physical sensation that overwhelms people, and exposure lessens its effect over time; much like phobias

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

That looks fake

"BUT WHAT...IF IT WASN'T?!?!" - the internet

cnut
May 3, 2016

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
This troubles me

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Beetlejuice reboot looking real bad

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


THE LACES WERE IN

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

There's a child in there trying to escape it looks like.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I believe that's just her butt. 🍑

monny
Oct 20, 2008

dollar dollar bill, y'all

chitoryu12 posted:

THE LACES WERE IN

Haha holy poo poo :respek:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

The prolapsed colons day out

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I mean, that's disturbing, but it was more disturbing for me once I noticed (what I assume are) the eye slits.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Cakefarts Carol posted:

I mean, that's disturbing, but it was more disturbing for me once I noticed (what I assume are) the eye slits.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Also I think they wear underwear of some sort under those, to avoid fabric riding up all over everywhere, and that would alter the.. blast pattern

Definitely too accurate for sand people too

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

spider spinnerets.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

It's like a wax zebra melting in the sun.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

gently caress you. Buzz is amazing.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

zoux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw



Kinda feel like that if you are so socially awkward as to have to practice eye contact with a youtube video, that isn't the one thing standing between you and a gf.

Also 500k views smh

Why is she smiling? It'd be more realistic if she was looking at me with poorly disguised contempt and pity.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Grevling posted:

Why is she smiling? It'd be more realistic if she was looking at me with poorly disguised contempt and pity.

Your mom wouldn't sign the release form.

Jordbo
Mar 5, 2013

Maybe I'm just an awkward Scandinavian, but how many people actually prefer constant eye contact? Not looking away even once during a conversation feels like an intimidation tactic more than anything - but maybe that's part of their flirting strategy, like asserting dominance or whatever

anyway my point is if I was approached by a nerd persistently staring me in the eye I would probably want to run away

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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.







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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Guy Farore there should clean the drat stovetop :catstare:

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Just lol if you were disgusted by the vagina and not those gross pancake boobs

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SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I will never not think that people who are repulsed by pubic hair and prominent labias are secret repressed pedos, to be honest.

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