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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Meanwhile...


quote:

(CNN)House Speaker Paul Ryan said Wednesday he still has confidence in President Donald Trump, following a tumultuous 48 hours when the President has been criticized -- including by those in his own party -- about whether he asked then-FBI Director James Comey to end an investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

at impeachment we'll find out that trump and baron got struck by lightning and were forced to switch bodies.

Barron could probably run the country better than his father. I'm not joking. A literal child would have more sense and restraint.


Heh, it means people were watching just for O'Reilly.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bob NewSCART posted:

Get the gently caress out of here retard. We're lolling at trump round these parts.

im lollin at trump to but i cant lol at garbage that is clearly made up. give me the concentrated lols, not the fuckin spark notes written by morons

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Unironic pizzagate believer nigga crab pollock declares himself the arbiter of truth.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm enjoying the lols but I want another thread where we can lol at the people that voted for this retard and were somehow dumb enough to not see he's a loving retard. I guess we can do that here too

ahem.

LOL

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
So theres an article with this headline;

quote:

Nato officials will ‘ensure no one talks for more than four minutes to keep Donald Trump’s attention’

And I'm picturing people sitting in an office taking turns jingling their keys in order to get the attention of the President of the United States of America.

LOL.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

nigga crab pollock posted:

im lollin at trump to but i cant lol at garbage that is clearly made up. give me the concentrated lols, not the fuckin spark notes written by morons

Here's a spark lol: Trump is president of the United States.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

emoji posted:

You unironically believe pizzagate lol

Holy moly we got a lol-y from inside the thread.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
wait we can laugh at trump but we can't laugh at pizzagate? smdh itt. just shakin my drat head.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i bet you people drink tap water

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Feminasty Slut posted:

I'm enjoying the lols but I want another thread where we can lol at the people that voted for this retard and were somehow dumb enough to not see he's a loving retard. I guess we can do that here too

ahem.

LOL

those people don't exist here

unless you are wanting to make fun of idiots on social media, which already exists and that thread is located in PYF

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

nigga crab pollock posted:

i bet you people drink tap water

pizza is made from tap water

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

nigga crab pollock posted:

the legal definition of libel in this country specifically excludes public figures unless you can prove in a court of law that the publication in question acted with reckless abandon and the burden of proof for that is so high that it effectively means you can't litigate defamation against public figures, especially someone as public as the president

the same publications we're talking about here asserted not four months ago that the president had a bunch of hookers piss on him

get loving real dude

Okay, I'm not American and unfamiliar with your moon laws. But the point still stands, the guy is saying he spent a lot of time following Trump around and that's why papers keep publishing articles where he explains what he saw and how it's related to the current insanity. Without something to contradict this it's not unreasonable to accept it for what it is. Nor is it unreasonable to disbelieve it, but outright stating it's a lie and saying it shouldn't be posted here in this thread designed to laugh at Trump is a waste of time without something to back that up. Do what you like though, this is a pointless argument.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

nigga crab pollock posted:

wait we can laugh at trump but we can't laugh at pizzagate? smdh itt. just shakin my drat head.

Wait clear up my lols here, do you believe in the pizza gate conspiracy?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wait clear up my lols here, do you believe in the pizza gate conspiracy?

do you believe in the russian manchurian candidate conspiracy?

both are retarded

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Feminasty Slut posted:

I'm enjoying the lols but I want another thread where we can lol at the people that voted for this retard and were somehow dumb enough to not see he's a loving retard. I guess we can do that here too

ahem.

LOL

That's the other Trump thread where they argue Trump with his gold-plated condo and trophy wife and inherited wealth uniquely position him to really understand the working class and if liberals weren't such stuffy elitists, they'd get it

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
here's my evidence: its the washington post, quite possibly the least reliable publication in circulation

because even Weekly World News at least pretends to do things beyond running stories about Bat Boy and Swamp Man

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
yes i am unironically saying the washington post's bar for publication is lower than weekly world news, the ufo magazine

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Get the gently caress back in here you alt-right retards who were smugposting after the election I want to laugh at you

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Skypie posted:

That's the other Trump thread where they argue Trump with his gold-plated condo and trophy wife and inherited wealth uniquely position him to really understand the working class and if liberals weren't such stuffy elitists, they'd get it

i don't think anyone in the other thread actually thinks trump knows the plight of the working class

i'm pretty sure its just you socialist types putting words in people's mouth because you can't conceive a world view that doesn't involve CLASS WAR UUUUUUUUUGH

which is pretty closed minded of you and kinda bigotted.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Feminasty Slut posted:

Get the gently caress back in here you alt-right retards who were smugposting after the election I want to laugh at you

I think they are already here! They just all went into meltdown mode from all these great posts.

It's just the best. The best.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Feminasty Slut posted:

Get the gently caress back in here you alt-right retards who were smugposting after the election I want to laugh at you

i was posting memes and pepes after the election because the videos of millennials crying was really funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ezvfDzFMII

trip down memory lane lmao

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Trump making the Coast Guard graduation all about him and how tremendous he is.

That's a lol

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Did I just accidently click back into the lol trump is fine thread

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
if you say pizzagate three times a bunch of posters appear behind you and start accusing you of believing in pizzagate, and the only way to stop it is to spin around three times while chanting "podesta isn't a molesta! podesta isn't a molesta!'

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Snatch Duster posted:

Actually liberals are bad, my team is always correct and good!

this is the lol thread, sir.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Kasich: "I hate to say I told you so." Sure you do, sure you do. Lol.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/17/john-kasich-trump-russia-town-hall-sot-01.cnn

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Idiot trummpsters, you got your fat baby as president so please leave people itt their lols. Why the gently caress are you so greedy about this? You won, enjoy it and get the gently caress out.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Idiot trummpsters, you got your fat baby as president so please leave people itt their lols. Why the gently caress are you so greedy about this? You won, enjoy it and get the gently caress out.

sir this is the trump lol thread

Gorefluff
Aug 19, 2004
cuddly minotaur

Feminasty Slut posted:

Get the gently caress back in here you alt-right retards who were smugposting after the election I want to laugh at you

What happened to all these guys? Even in my circle of acquaintances, distant Facebook connections, etc, they all disappeared shortly after the election. My guess is once the lols started rolling in hot and heavy they retreated to their lol-free safe spaces to cry about Hillary and the media being mean.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

nigga crab pollock posted:

sir this is the trump lol thread

Sir, this is a drive thru

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

When I think of Ubermenchs, I think of a 70 year old man that weighs 300 pounds and wears makeup

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Trump isn't in on any conspiracy. That's a ridiculous impossibility that requires those involved having an ounce of competence lol

He is most definitely compromised on a number of levels both personally and within his administration, which is amazing how much the right wants to minimize it because they're all in love with the fag-hating authoritarian dictator and wish he was our president.

The lols can't stop won't stop.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

bag em and tag em posted:

this is the lol thread, sir.

i don't have a team idiot, some nerd bought me this avatar

if anything, i'm on the team that thinks all white people and non natives can get out of north america

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Sir, this is an overused meme

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sir, this is a Hot Topic

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
that's why there's so much overpriced Harry Potter poo poo all over.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

What can go wrong when Donnie Two Scoops Murkasplains Islam to the leaders of a number of Muslim countries?

If he goes hard against Islam, he throws multiple oxen of red meat to his base, but pisses off allies and potentially drives some of them toward Russia.

If he is conciliatory and gives a "Mohammed, good guy, more and more people are hearing about him all the time" speech, then his base will loving flip out in a paroxysm of LOLs, like an Ebola patient bleeding out.

I think option 1 is more likely but I prefer the concentrated high-grade LOLs of the option 2 timeline.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Bacon Taco posted:

What can go wrong when Donnie Two Scoops Murkasplains Islam to the leaders of a number of Muslim countries?

If he goes hard against Islam, he throws multiple oxen of red meat to his base, but pisses off allies and potentially drives some of them toward Russia.

If he is conciliatory and gives a "Mohammed, good guy, more and more people are hearing about him all the time" speech, then his base will loving flip out in a paroxysm of LOLs, like an Ebola patient bleeding out.

I think option 1 is more likely but I prefer the concentrated high-grade LOLs of the option 2 timeline.

he's going to wing the speech and it's going to own

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/864875819407208451

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