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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

In my experience of being Latvian, that puts you way ahead majority of foreigners from outside Eastern Europe. No one outside Finland and Sweden remembers Estonia, and Latvia together with Lithuania form a Lithuania for everyone else.

Latveria.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I associate Lithuania with the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, and Estonia with Finland. That's how I know they're south and north, respectively. That just leaves Latvia which logically is in the middle

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"Logically in the middle" would make a good country slogan.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Powered Descent posted:

Confession time: I can only tell Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia apart on an unlabeled map by remembering that they go in alphabetical order.

I only know these because I crush them mercilessly in EU4.

EDIT: This is true for basically everywhere.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

I only know these because I crush them mercilessly in EU4.

EDIT: This is true for basically everywhere.

Watch out we got a France over here.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Pakistan is easy to remember because it used to be part of India, and a map of Afghanistan was shown on the news enough it should be fairly easy to remember. Then the rest of the -stan countries are in alphabetical order going clockwise starting from Kazakhstan. There.


System Metternich posted:

The first world map I drew all by myself (yes, I was and am a nerd, shut up) when I was like 4 or 5 read in huge letters "SOVET UNION" (sic) even though the USSR had dissolved the year before, but my atlas didn't know that and neither did I :ussr:

My history textbook in 2005 or so still had the Soviet Union. Yeah, they were a little old.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
My confession: I am absolutely awful at labelling almost anything in the Caribbean. I can do the northern part ok but once you get south of Jamaica I'm just guessing. I'm also pretty bad at Central America.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sub-Saharan Africa is my weak point when it comes to maps, but I might mess up the Balkans and Central Asia too to be honest.

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

I challenge you all to play World Geography on the bus or whatever. I'm level 8 already :smug:

The first two population questions I got I biffed because they were just over 10 million so my impression was that it was less.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I ended up disabling the population questions because I thought the categories were kind of dumb. Been having a good time with the rest, though.

Those goddamn tiny islands are really putting a dent in my XP rate

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Yeah I kinda wish the Pacific Islands had more evocative names, because all those vowels and random English names throw me off. You know, stuff like Australian Gulag Island, Birdshit Moneyhaven, Fancy Water Strongmania, Future Atlantis, Seriously Guys They Still Have Cargo Cults Here, The Federated States of Basically America, and the like.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

I'm the people doing nonessential travel for Ebola disease response work.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


ModernMajorGeneral posted:

I'm the people doing nonessential travel for Ebola disease response work.

Just some light ebola tourism before you get to the serious disease response.

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013

Duckbag posted:

Australian Gulag Island, Birdshit Moneyhaven

Aren't those the same place?

Duckbag posted:

Fancy Water Strongmania

I read this as "strong-mania" and thought well, they're not particularly obsessed with strength, other than Vijay Singh apparently practicing 16 hours a day...

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Whiz Palace posted:

I read this as "strong-mania"

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
What's everyone's trouble with West Africa? They're all pretty distinctive shapes and once you remember a couple of features it's easy to pin them down. The Gambia is river-shaped with Senegal around it, the Guineas are right next to each other, Sierra Leone is a ball, Liberia is right on the edge, Ivory Coast is the big one, Togo is really thin and so on.

That said it took me a really long time before I stopped switching Slovenia/Slovakia and Montenegro/Moldova. And now from playing EU4 I keep calling it Moldavia too.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Moldova is the one where saxophones come from.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Actually, that's Wallonia. I always get the two confused as well.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Phlegmish posted:

Actually, that's Wallonia. I always get the two confused as well.

They may have invented them but Moldova perfected their use.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Koramei posted:

That said it took me a really long time before I stopped switching Slovenia/Slovakia

There's Slavonia too. Okay, it's not a country, just the north-eastern part of Croatia.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

TinTower posted:

Moldova is the one where saxophones come from.
It's the one where Tony Hawks played their entire football team at tennis.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Koramei posted:

What's everyone's trouble with West Africa? They're all pretty distinctive shapes and once you remember a couple of features it's easy to pin them down. The Gambia is river-shaped with Senegal around it, the Guineas are right next to each other, Sierra Leone is a ball, Liberia is right on the edge, Ivory Coast is the big one, Togo is really thin and so on.

That said it took me a really long time before I stopped switching Slovenia/Slovakia and Montenegro/Moldova. And now from playing EU4 I keep calling it Moldavia too.

Togo and Benin are kind of easy to mix up, but I guess once you've taught yourself which one is east/west of the other (and that the latter is slightly broccoli-shaped), you've solved it.
The only trouble I have with Eastern Europe is forgetting that Moldova is not Molvania, which is itself not a real country.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
Nigeria has a Benin City, so Benin is next to it. Not sure why I remember that.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015




Bigger

I am the Slavic Sarmatians/Scythians.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I'm the belgic britons. drat migrants, comin' stealin' our mead, drinking our women'

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Southern England had people come in from the continent in Celtic times or something.

I'm the Country of the Magyares Ugres.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Whiz Palace posted:

Aren't those the same place?

So they are. I told you I got them confused. Now I need to come up with a different pithy name for Palau. Maybe "Not Federated Micronesia."

Anyway, Nauru seems like a seriously weird place. Apparently, it's the fate of tiny countries in the modern world to be perpetually hiding other people's money, gratifying their tourists, and doing their dirty work.

quote:

I read this as "strong-mania" and thought well, they're not particularly obsessed with strength, other than Vijay Singh apparently practicing 16 hours a day...

Never buy Fiji water. It actually does come from Fiji and reading about the poo poo the company and the dictatorship pulled to keep it flowing was rage inducing.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

Duckbag posted:

Anyway, Nauru seems like a seriously weird place. Apparently, it's the fate of tiny countries in the modern world to be perpetually hiding other people's money, gratifying their tourists, and doing their dirty work.

Always worth a reread
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/12/10/magazine/the-billion-dollar-shack.html

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
I'm the inexplicably thracian anatolia.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Nice MS Paint flood-filling.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i'm bored so here's a map of all the legislative districts ahead of the elections in june.



The most populated district is the first district for french people living abroad (North America) with 157 000 inhabitants, the lowest populated is the district for saint-pierre et-miquelon with 6000 inhabitants

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Kurtofan posted:

i'm bored so here's a map of all the legislative districts ahead of the elections in june.



The most populated district is the first district for french people living abroad (North America) with 157 000 inhabitants, the lowest populated is the district for saint-pierre et-miquelon with 6000 inhabitants

There's a lot of contention about voters living abroad in my country because they always vote almost 100 percent conservative. I wonder if France is different?

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

There's a lot of contention about voters living abroad in my country because they always vote almost 100 percent conservative. I wonder if France is different?

That might depend a bit on the demographics of expats

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

During the presidential election something like 98% of the French expats in NYC voted Macron iirc

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That was a fight between a classical free market liberal and a Strasserite national-socialist though, there wasn't really a 'conservative' candidate to go for. It's no surprise that ex pats went against the hardcore nationalist.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah, expats usually vote liberal. Le Pen did worse with North American expats than in most of the non-white overseas territories.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Negrostrike posted:



Bigger

I am the Slavic Sarmatians/Scythians.
He's not wrong about the Antes being probably Slavic, but it is weird that they're included when they're only really attested in Late Antiquity when the rest of the map seems to be an effort to produce a map of things pre-Roman Empire.

All of the Levant being Arab is pretty weird too. Shouldn't there be Phoenicians along the coast? And Assyrians.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

There's a lot of contention about voters living abroad in my country because they always vote almost 100 percent conservative. I wonder if France is different?

political leanings of voters living abroad depends on the seat, current mps for the french people living abroad:

1st District (North America: Canada and USA), a Socialist MP was elected there at first but there had to be a by-election and the right won (giving us the godawful Frederic Lefebvre, thanks Amerifrench)
Kind of a wash.

2nd District (Mexico, Caribbeans, South America and Central America): Greens MP Sergio Coronado, he will represent himself with the backing of the Greens and Melenchon's movement, so rather left wing.

3rd District (Northern Europe: Greater Scandinavia, British Isles and the Baltics) : Socialist MP

4rth District (Benelux) : Socialist MP

5th District (Iberia and Monaco) : Socialist MP

6th District (Switzerland and Liechtenstein) : Right Wing MP

7th District (Central Europe, part of Eastern Europe, Balkans) : Socialist MP

8th District (Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Israel, Italy, Malta) : first Socialist MP, but after a by-election a center-right MP.

9th District (Maghreb and West Africa) : Socialist MP in a landslide.

10 District (rest of Middle East and Africa) : Right Wing MP

11th District (Asia, Oceania, rest of Eastern Europe, including Russia) : right wing Mp. (thierry mariani ugh)

So it's kind of a wash, with a bigger edge to the ps to me? I would EM would appeal to most of the seats, since I doubt most voters are very left wing or right wing and that the ps is kind of dead.

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Ofaloaf posted:

He's not wrong about the Antes being probably Slavic, but it is weird that they're included when they're only really attested in Late Antiquity when the rest of the map seems to be an effort to produce a map of things pre-Roman Empire.

All of the Levant being Arab is pretty weird too. Shouldn't there be Phoenicians along the coast? And Assyrians.

It says "Syro Arabian or Semitic" So it's really just a label that may or may not mean Arabic, but definitely means Syrian/Semitic which would include Phoenicians and Assyrians.

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