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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

jivjov posted:

Man, how much cognitive dissonance does it take to look at the sentence "some slaves were treated quite well" and prioritize "treated quite well" over "slaves"? Like, it doesn't matter if they got 4 course meals and a feather bed...they were still literally owned by another person.

its not even dissonance, they're just trying to minimize the reality of human bondage because they've dehumanized the person in bondage already. aka they're bigots doing a poor job of hiding it

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

jivjov posted:

Man, how much cognitive dissonance does it take to look at the sentence "some slaves were treated quite well" and prioritize "treated quite well" over "slaves"? Like, it doesn't matter if they got 4 course meals and a feather bed...they were still literally owned by another person.
Some slaves were treated quite well, they got food and shelter, now let me tell you about how socialism is slavery and giving people food and shelter is terrible because they'll become slaves to the big government.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Guavanaut posted:

Some slaves were treated quite well, they got food and shelter, now let me tell you about how socialism is slavery and giving people food and shelter is terrible because they'll become slaves to the big government.
Similarly, if they're going to whitewash slavery because some (very small number of) slaves were treated well, can we not also whitewash taxation, because some billionaires are treated well by the IRS and pay $0 taxes?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
There is no cognitive dissonance there. Socialism is government slavery which is bad. Chattel slavery was just free market slavery and the government enforcing contract law like it is supposed to.

... I am amazed any one can think that without their head exploding.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Remember: the first slaves were white. Ask the Romans.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Here's one that got deleted but is worth posting,

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Yeah Russian intelligence would totally leave him alive and responsive when police arrived.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Yeah Russian intelligence would totally leave him alive and responsive when police arrived.

its kind of wild how the alt right is normally freaking out about black crime and protecting yourself from violent criminals but in this case, where a man was shot dead in a relatively dangerous city by an unknown assailant, the immediate assumption is that a white woman is responsible

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

darthbob88 posted:

To be fair, some actually were treated well. I forget if it was this or the MilHist thread, somebody mentioned coming across an account of a plantation owner who hated the practice of slavery and lamented that he couldn't just free his slaves now,

What was stopping him?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I think it's funny that people think that the reasonable thing to do after screwing up a mugging, getting into a struggle, and then firing a loud as hell gun multiple times in a populated area is to then gently caress around with a bleeding struggling man to try and take their watch and wallet.

I'm like the least criminally minded person ever and my first thought is "get the gently caress away before you get arrested for murder."

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


VideoTapir posted:

What was stopping him?

It actually was against the law in a lot of places to do that. If you tried to free your own slaves they would just be auctioned to someone else

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
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Al Borland Corp. posted:

It actually was against the law in a lot of places to do that. If you tried to free your own slaves they would just be auctioned to someone else

On top of that, teaching slaves to read was a prosecutable offense in some states. The south was scared stiff at the idea of slave revolts.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Please do not trigger me with rings.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

VideoTapir posted:

What was stopping him?

in many places it was illegal to free your slaves, and if it wasn't at the very least if you found some way to free your slaves (who would then immediately have to leave town forever) you would have no way to work your property and family land, meaning you also would have to sell that and leave town, severing all social and family ties. it would absolutely be a social death sentence to so absolutely reject the underpinnings of a white supremacist slaver society like that. and this is in an era when even moderately wealthy people wouldn't commonly travel more than a couple hundred miles

this should absolutely in no way be construted as a defense of the slaver aristocracy or the racial oppression which was the very foundation of the southern planter society, but - if you were born into it, you had very few, practically no, avenues of escape without completely renouncing all wealth and your family name in an era when radical reinvention wasn't really possible and your personal reputation and family ties largely defined who you were. it would be absolute social suicide to take a step that large, which is a lot to ask of individuals

like the most liberal bleeding heart slave owners had the attitude "this is wrong, but what can you do - it's society, how can i change it?" and if you still think that it's just as simple as freeing your slaves and changing everything about the way you live, why haven't you 100% rejected capitalism yet to live like Eustace Conway? my point being that it's way easier to tell people what they should do rather than completely disconnect themselves from the society they were born and raised in, on which their entire life is based

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I think it's funny that people think that the reasonable thing to do after screwing up a mugging, getting into a struggle, and then firing a loud as hell gun multiple times in a populated area is to then gently caress around with a bleeding struggling man to try and take their watch and wallet.

I'm like the least criminally minded person ever and my first thought is "get the gently caress away before you get arrested for murder."

it's like the world doesn't operate by video game rules where you kill a mob and then loot the corpse

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 20:17 on May 17, 2017

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


In antebellum south, mob kills you!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

So, ClickHole, the Onion's clickbait parody site rebranded itself to PatriotHole.
We get to enjoy such gems as this now
Berkeley Scientists Have Engineered An Unstoppable Mecha-‘Dreamer’ Capable Of Stealing 6 Jobs At Once

Personally, I'm waiting for the ones that sound plausible so we can start to see who unironically posts them as real news.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

darthbob88 posted:

To be fair, some actually were treated well. I forget if it was this or the MilHist thread, somebody mentioned coming across an account of a plantation owner who hated the practice of slavery and lamented that he couldn't just free his slaves now, so instead he was just really nice to them and actually let them get an education. There really was at least one kind slave owner! Just ignore the other 90% that weren't so nice, or the 10% of actual sadists.
E: No, it was the Dark Enlightenment thread.

I think that was Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

The English come to free his slaves and the slaves go "we are not slaves. We are paid workers"

Where would a black person at the time even spend money?

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Catberry posted:

I think that was Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

The English come to free his slaves and the slaves go "we are not slaves. We are paid workers"

Where would a black person at the time even spend money?

Smart investment would be on their own slaves

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Catberry posted:

I think that was Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

The English come to free his slaves and the slaves go "we are not slaves. We are paid workers"

Where would a black person at the time even spend money?
There were free black people at the time, so presumably there were some people who'd be willing to sell to a paid black worker. And no, pookel didn't give a source, but I'm prepared to accept that there actually was at least one honestly regretful slave owner. Possibly as many as two.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

boner confessor posted:

in many places it was illegal to free your slaves, and if it wasn't at the very least if you found some way to free your slaves (who would then immediately have to leave town forever) you would have no way to work your property and family land, meaning you also would have to sell that and leave town, severing all social and family ties. it would absolutely be a social death sentence to so absolutely reject the underpinnings of a white supremacist slaver society like that. and this is in an era when even moderately wealthy people wouldn't commonly travel more than a couple hundred miles

this should absolutely in no way be construted as a defense of the slaver aristocracy or the racial oppression which was the very foundation of the southern planter society, but - if you were born into it, you had very few, practically no, avenues of escape without completely renouncing all wealth and your family name in an era when radical reinvention wasn't really possible and your personal reputation and family ties largely defined who you were. it would be absolute social suicide to take a step that large, which is a lot to ask of individuals

like the most liberal bleeding heart slave owners had the attitude "this is wrong, but what can you do - it's society, how can i change it?" and if you still think that it's just as simple as freeing your slaves and changing everything about the way you live, why haven't you 100% rejected capitalism yet to live like Eustace Conway? my point being that it's way easier to tell people what they should do rather than completely disconnect themselves from the society they were born and raised in, on which their entire life is based


it's like the world doesn't operate by video game rules where you kill a mob and then loot the corpse

Also freeing your slaves opened them up to being kidnapped and sold back into slavery, as the South was hardly above randomly grabbing black people it saw and ignoring them when they insisted that they were free men with the paperwork to prove it. I think there were even cases of free blacks in northern abolitionist states being kidnapped and sold to plantations. Selling his slaves could have easily been a death sentence for them because they'd no longer be under his protection on his property.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Catberry posted:

I think that was Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

The English come to free his slaves and the slaves go "we are not slaves. We are paid workers"

Where would a black person at the time even spend money?

this is before the cash economy took hold so workers would have most likely been paid in food, lodging, and land to grow their own crops. the only people who were earning wages at this point were people who were high enough in the organizational tree at a cash generating business but not high enough to leave and start their own business. even people who earned cash this is why plantations really only work with enslaved/indentured labor, as before the widespread availability of credit it would be a payroll nightmare to employ that many paid workers in agricultural labor since the planters themselves lurched from cash rich to credit poor because of the harvest cycle

but you're right, even if there was such a thing as a free black fieldhand paid in cash in a rural area it's not like they can just run on down to the store and expect to be treated fairly. this is why many freed former slaves took off to the frontier to become independent yeoman farmers, where they could settle near towns

and all this is ignoring, of course the sheer absurdity that we're expected to believe that a bunch of black skinned fieldhands in wherever pre revolution america ( i looked it up, it's south carolina lol) aren't slaves? gently caress off mel gibson

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 17, 2017

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

boner confessor posted:

this is before the cash economy took hold so workers would have most likely been paid in food, lodging, and land to grow their own food. the only people who were earning wages at this point were people who were high enough in the organizational tree at a cash generating business but not high enough to leave and start their own business. this is why plantations really only work with enslaved/indentured labor, as before the widespread availability of credit it would be a payroll nightmare to employ that many paid workers in agricultural labor since the planters themselves lurched from cash rich to credit poor because of the harvest cycle

ignoring, of course the sheer absurdity that we're expected to believe that a bunch of black skinned fieldhands in wherever pre revolution america ( i looked it up, it's south carolina lol) aren't slaves? gently caress off mel gibson

It pisses me off that the only British soldier to object to burning a church full of civilians was actually American born. Could he not bare to have a single English man not be a total monster?

The well dressed French general was great, and I feel like the movie tried to make fun of him but actually made him the coolest dude in the film.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

chitoryu12 posted:

Also freeing your slaves opened them up to being kidnapped and sold back into slavery, as the South was hardly above randomly grabbing black people it saw and ignoring them when they insisted that they were free men with the paperwork to prove it. I think there were even cases of free blacks in northern abolitionist states being kidnapped and sold to plantations. Selling his slaves could have easily been a death sentence for them because they'd no longer be under his protection on his property.

yeah, this is why they would have to leave. there were very few free black southerners before the war, and they were constantly navigating awful restrictions and were legally lumped in with slaves, they were basically self-owning slaves (how generous) who could be sold into slavery for intensely petty and absurd violations of the law. this is how southern states managed to perpetuate some portion of the slave system even after the war, and is the foundation on which jim crow was built

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It pisses me off that the only British soldier to object to burning a church full of civilians was actually American born. Could he not bare to have a single English man not be a total monster?

i dont know for sure but i'd bet money that didn't actually happen irl, so no the point is to make the english as evil as possible while claiming that your hero is such a saint that he's the one guy who doesn't own slaves on his south carolina plantation

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 22:42 on May 17, 2017

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

boner confessor posted:

i dont know for sure but i'd bet money that didn't actually happen irl, so no the point is to make the english as evil as possible while claiming that your hero is such a saint that he's the one guy who doesn't own slaves on his south carolina plantation
The church burning didn't happen during the American Revolution, that was a Nazi atrocity the filmmakers attributed to the English to, yeah, make them cartoonishly evil.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

darthbob88 posted:

The church burning didn't happen during the American Revolution, that was a Nazi atrocity the filmmakers attributed to the English to, yeah, make them cartoonishly evil.

I've been reading the Wikipedia section on the controversy, it really is a hoot.


quote:

The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, said of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do you think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Also freeing your slaves opened them up to being kidnapped and sold back into slavery, as the South was hardly above randomly grabbing black people it saw and ignoring them when they insisted that they were free men with the paperwork to prove it. I think there were even cases of free blacks in northern abolitionist states being kidnapped and sold to plantations. Selling his slaves could have easily been a death sentence for them because they'd no longer be under his protection on his property.

Slave owners in the South who had runaways would also generally just say "yup, that's him!" to any random black person brought in front of them. Given that a freed slave was probably also illiterate the paperwork didn't matter; they couldn't read it so there was no way they could defend themselves against somebody that looked at it and went "hmmmm no actually it says here you aren't actually free now go pick some cotton before I whip you."

Didn't matter how free a black person was in America; there was always the possibility that a white guy from the South would just go "oh yes, totes my slave, that one. Yup. Definitely. No way I'd lie about that sort of thing! That would be wrong." Wasn't much the black person could do about it; how friendly do you suppose the legal system was to any member of a race that was deemed sub-human and only fit to be owned like cattle?

ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 23:52 on May 17, 2017

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

boner confessor posted:

i dont know for sure but i'd bet money that didn't actually happen irl, so no the point is to make the english as evil as possible while claiming that your hero is such a saint that he's the one guy who doesn't own slaves on his south carolina plantation

"Mel Gibson, a racist? Well, I never!"

darthbob88 posted:

There were free black people at the time, so presumably there were some people who'd be willing to sell to a paid black worker. And no, pookel didn't give a source, but I'm prepared to accept that there actually was at least one honestly regretful slave owner. Possibly as many as two.

It's really irrelevant. The problem with slavery isn't the individual abuses, it's that there's no recourse for the slaves if they are abused. There would have to be a spectrum of slave masters from overly cruel to basically kind, but even if a slave won the lottery and was treated "well," there's nothing to stop the master from changing his mind and becoming more cruel or selling the slave to someone else.

So, anyone got some good David Clarke memes? I ask because it was just announced he'll have a new role as Assistant Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I just found out that he once suggested suspending habeas corpus and locking up a million terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

quote:

You need to distinguish between the scientific method and what has come to be known as "Scientism." The scientific method is a mode of investigation, nothing more. In itself it is non-sectarian, non-partisan, non-sexual. Not long ago science was viewed as an method of discerning the "mind of God" through studying the laws of nature. Now, for various reasons, science in the public imagination is allied with atheism and looked to as final arbiter in all matters of the greatest importance to humanity, which as you indicate, is a mistake.

"Science" as a hierarchical system with various popular figures revered by an ignorant public in much the same way Christian clerics were once revered is a relatively recent phenomenon. Now science as a method of inquiry is just that, a method that can be practiced by anyone potentially. Science as oppressive hierarchy today says more about the tendency for people to form male-dominated hierarchies. You see it in the church, virtually every endeavor. This is perfectly natural, though continual warfare probably isn't.

3rd wave feminism fails because it denies nature. The only way to suppress the natural competitive and jealous tendencies in people is to give them a God to fear or enforce an unnatural social order, a la Communism.

I would like to see a major alternative to scientism arise on a mass scale also. Personally I envision that as being more of a spiritual transformation. It can have a sexual component, because they're not mutually exclusive. But we're living in what is unquestionably the time of greatest sexual freedom in recent memory, and it doesn't seem to have liberated all the unhappy people wandering around.

All ideologies insofar as they are dogmatic, lack a transcendental vision, and all that have been offered to us thus far are completely unrealistic about human nature also. From Mormonism to Islam, Marxism to modern feminism. They are separative movements that use hyperbolic and exclusionist rhetoric to grind their own peculiar axe with civilization.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


darthbob88 posted:

There were free black people at the time, so presumably there were some people who'd be willing to sell to a paid black worker. And no, pookel didn't give a source, but I'm prepared to accept that there actually was at least one honestly regretful slave owner. Possibly as many as two.

George washington loved his slaves so much he set them free after he died

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Jurgan posted:

"Mel Gibson, a racist? Well, I never!"


It's really irrelevant. The problem with slavery isn't the individual abuses, it's that there's no recourse for the slaves if they are abused. There would have to be a spectrum of slave masters from overly cruel to basically kind, but even if a slave won the lottery and was treated "well," there's nothing to stop the master from changing his mind and becoming more cruel or selling the slave to someone else.

So, anyone got some good David Clarke memes? I ask because it was just announced he'll have a new role as Assistant Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I just found out that he once suggested suspending habeas corpus and locking up a million terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay.

I need the David Clarke 'Dog Diarrhea Helmet' one if anyone is kind enough to post it.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Ainsley McTree posted:

George washington loved his slaves so much he set them free after he died

Only his own, Martha's remained enslaved until some of their descendants were eventually freed by Robert E. Lee himself :eng101:

History is hosed up

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Mondian posted:

Only his own, Martha's remained enslaved until some of their descendants were eventually freed by Robert E. Lee himself :eng101:

History is hosed up

Didn't know that last part lmao. Life comes at you fast I guess

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It pisses me off that the only British soldier to object to burning a church full of civilians was actually American born. Could he not bare to have a single English man not be a total monster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuqk6QsHbI&t=127s

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I have friends who are proud Libertarians.
They like to share Libertarian memes about how both sides are exactly equally as bad.



And a little something from PatriotHole about gun control.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

who is still whining about light bulbs in tyool 2017

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

boner confessor posted:

who is still whining about light bulbs in tyool 2017

Freep.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

boner confessor posted:

who is still whining about light bulbs in tyool 2017

I wager that there were very few/zero people whining.

But, in somebody's imagination, EVERYONE was whining about it, and that's the version they chose to run with.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

the_steve posted:

I wager that there were very few/zero people whining.

But, in somebody's imagination, EVERYONE was whining about it, and that's the version they chose to run with.

that makes them the whiners, the person who posts the "i'm so much better than the sheeple" macro

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

boner confessor posted:

who is still whining about light bulbs in tyool 2017
Ironically, the more efficient light bulbs today are easily 50% more efficient across the board, have less toxic materials (mercury and other heavy gases), require less parts AND less maintenance (LED lamps don't require a ballast unless you buy a lollable "retrofit kit" which will still leave you changing ballasts every couple weeks if you have over 100 fixtures in you facility...), and they are super duper cheap nowadays, to the point you can go to home depot and buy a 30 buck LED fixture which includes wireless control and networking, photo and occupancy sensors, etc... Cheap enough to pay for itself within a year off the energy burnt by many outdoor lamps (HID, sodium, etc) and ALSO any given LED lamp and fixture are virtually guaranteed to throw out less light pollution, and waste fewer lumens.

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 05:11 on May 18, 2017

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coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

boner confessor posted:

who is still whining about light bulbs in tyool 2017
The same people who yell at their cashier over a nickel charge on a plastic grocery bag.

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