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Firebrand John McCain Demands Immediate Investigation Into Why He Remaining Complicit
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# ? May 17, 2017 04:26 |
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74 Normal Photos and 2 Kinda Weird Ones
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# ? May 17, 2017 04:59 |
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Welcome To PatriotHole, The Only Viral Media Site Brave Enough To SCREAM About REAL Americans An Abortion Doctor So Sexual That Your Daughter Gets Horny For A Third-Term Procedure? Believe It. His Name Is Ahmed. Hell Yes, Baby, It Is The Special Choo-Choo Medicine Called Coal! The Patriotic Vegetable That Comes From Mountains!!!
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# ? May 17, 2017 16:49 |
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# ? May 17, 2017 19:15 |
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Why is this so loving funny to me
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# ? May 17, 2017 20:32 |
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This Might Not Be ‘Politically Correct’ Enough For You Overly Sensitive Social Justice Warriors, But All Of The Planets Are Men
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The 5 Hottest Guys In The Handmaid’s Tale You Didn’t Even Notice Because That’s Not What It’s About Jesus Christ
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# ? May 17, 2017 22:30 |
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Gatsby-Themed Wedding Ideas That Say, 'I Didn't Read the Book'
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# ? May 17, 2017 23:17 |
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How to Be a Work Who Sometimes Womans by StacyBotquote:These days, being a work who sometimes womans is a hard balance. When you’re a full-time work, how can you make time later to be a boss bitch woman on the weekend too? The answer – this bad work bitch only try her work best. If you’re struggling to achieve some New Balance Classics sneakers on sale $69.99, here’s how to be a work while also do the womans.
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# ? May 18, 2017 19:55 |
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And Tyler Too! posted:This Might Not Be ‘Politically Correct’ Enough For You Overly Sensitive Social Justice Warriors, But All Of The Planets Are Men Earth must be a woman because so many people are trying to gently caress it. This Patriothole thing feels like a precursor for a new conservative satirical site.
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# ? May 18, 2017 23:36 |
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The Gentle Giant: 5 Times Human Skyscraper Mike Pence Used His Titanic Strength To Help The American Worker
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# ? May 19, 2017 00:35 |
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Here Are 4 Pics Of The Nasty Prez O-BUMPER Dipping His BUNGLER’S FINGERS In People’s SOUP AND MILK In Order To DESTROY LUNCH For All Americaquote:His NASTY BUNGLER’S FINGERS come sneaking through her window like SNAKES IN THE NIGHT.
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# ? May 19, 2017 00:55 |
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The Onion gets just slightly horrifying. Hundreds of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst from Roger Ailes' Corpse
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# ? May 19, 2017 01:56 |
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quote:Create a womans-friendly corporate culture.
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# ? May 19, 2017 02:22 |
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StandardVC10 posted:The Onion gets just slightly horrifying. Hundreds of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst from Roger Ailes' Corpse Between that and Obama's fingers up there I'm pretty grossed out right now
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# ? May 19, 2017 02:25 |
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http://www.theonion.com/article/dnc...SocialMarketing He lives! And he is happy, at last, good for him.
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# ? May 19, 2017 19:10 |
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clown shoes posted:This Patriothole thing feels like a precursor for a new conservative satirical site.
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# ? May 19, 2017 19:59 |
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https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/865577913256525824
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# ? May 20, 2017 20:57 |
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The Onion is doing a Facebook live video right now, about how they've obtained hundreds documents from a source in the White House. It's glorious, they are all here: http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments.
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shut up blegum posted:The Onion is doing a Facebook live video right now, about how they've obtained hundreds documents from a source in the White House. It's glorious, they are all here: http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments. Here y'all go. I decrypted the Russia exchange. flynn has device moscow is pleased device preparations complete initiate phase one please stop discussing your inauguration crowd focus donald ensure flynn and device protected from info leaks once again please drop the inauguration crowd size issue seriously jesus christ what are you doing you loving idiot urgent flynn and device in danger flynn and device must not be exposed please stop obsessing over morning joe if morning joe is bothering you we can kill them try focusing on one simple thing for fucks sake like not firing michael flynn code five emergency flynn and device have gone rogue scorched earth protocol initiated may god forgive us for what weve done this is all your fault you illiterate pervert SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 18:35 on May 22, 2017 |
# ? May 22, 2017 18:28 |
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I love Spicer's daily schedule, too.
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# ? May 22, 2017 18:32 |
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The Spicer letters to Wilbur tell an amazing story.
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# ? May 22, 2017 19:50 |
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I managed to briefly fool someone into thinking this was a real dump on Facebook. It was a good day.
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# ? May 23, 2017 00:30 |
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Stephen Miller's letters on torture methods are classic Onion.
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# ? May 23, 2017 06:44 |
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Guinness Releases Abridged Book Of Freaks For Readers Who Just Want The Good Stuff
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# ? May 23, 2017 13:43 |
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# ? May 23, 2017 20:19 |
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Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table
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# ? May 24, 2017 03:27 |
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Sad Kevin is branching out I see.
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:03 |
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I just noticed the little sign that says "Earth".
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# ? May 24, 2017 05:46 |
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According to a The New Yorker article, The Onion is going keep "releasing" these documents for the next two weeks. I have a lot of printing credits at work that are set to expire in a month. Once they're done, I'm going to print them all out.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:06 |
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This is beautiful.
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# ? May 25, 2017 00:01 |
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‘The Onion’ Invites Republican Candidate Greg Gianforte To Physically Assault Our Entire Editorial Staff The Onion is too good for this world. The Onion posted:To further clarify just how he may treat our journalists, we ask that Mr. Gianforte refer to the following list of attacks that we have approved for his use, either individually or in combination, against any member of The Onion staff:
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# ? May 25, 2017 23:33 |
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Was The COWARD Roger Ailes Not Conservative Enough To Keep From Dying? Here’s Why Your Fox News ‘Hero’ Is Actually A Leftist Corpse.
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# ? May 26, 2017 02:15 |
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Saying Goodbye: Man Finally Turns All 50 Pictures Of Jared Fogle In His House Toward The Wall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGTzKFX1oN0
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# ? May 26, 2017 03:44 |
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Guys, we have a problem! https://assets2.onionstatic.com/onion/custom/trump-docs/scans/00-Shut-Down/0-EO_Onion_shutdown_SCAN.pdf
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:25 |
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RIP Onion. Trump fragrance can not fill the hole that's left behind.
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:42 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/868151012674211840
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:00 |
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Can't wait to see how Stan Kelly handles being charged with treason.
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Panic Floods Mike Pence’s System Before Realizing Hand On Knee His Own
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