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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

"Imagine all this with a different president" -- Telnaes

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Telnaes is such a gift with a pen.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Prickly City loving sucks.

Every comic is either:

- Freefalling or bouncing on something
- In front of Gary Johnson's office
- Climbing rocks
- MINIONZZ!!!
- Our political discourse is at an all-time low, and it's definitely not because of conservatives! AUUUGH!!

Feel free to point out any I've missed.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Lurdiak posted:

Come work for me, instead of giving you a salary we'll go shopping together and I will supervise all your purchases. This is not dehumanizing in any way.

Hello Australian Government, didn't know you posted in this thread.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


drat, that is a really good Spicey

Nice Mitch too, the Ryan is a little lackluster but you can't win em all

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Selachian posted:

"Imagine all this with a different president" -- Telnaes



Telnaes draws such a great Hillary. It's a shame we don't live in the sane alternate universe where we get to see it all the time.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Pakled posted:

Telnaes draws such a great Hillary. It's a shame we don't live in the sane alternate universe where we get to see it all the time.

All of Telnaes' candidate caricatures were great. Smughill, Grumpbern, Tweedledeetrump, and she also managed to really capture Ted Cruz's Swamp Thing vibe

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Bicyclops posted:

So glad that Donald and John is back. Comey as the babysitter is a good one to run with.

Wait there's more?

DJ Turbo Punch
Feb 3, 2006

WAKE UP


loquacius posted:

Nice Mitch too, the Ryan is a little lackluster but you can't win em all

1/10 no shell and he's not wall-eyed enough.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Electric Phantasm posted:

Wait there's more?

Hell yeah

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:golfclap:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

axolotl farmer posted:

Dees was a lot more fun before he went full Nazi :(

Yeah, it was a lot better before he had a computer

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS


This is the one that was just posted tho.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Electric Phantasm posted:

This is the one that was just posted tho.

Oh, I meant as four "strips."

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

no clue who mark dice is but since this is the Ben Garrison fanclub i'll post this commission here




Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Trogdos! posted:


no clue who mark dice is but since this is the Ben Garrison fanclub i'll post this commission here

Well clearly he's a man who supports an open and free press.

E: First result of a google search says:

quote:

Order Mark's New Book THE ILLUMINATI IN HOLLYWOOD

Ah, I see.

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 19:13 on May 17, 2017

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Comey five-aces

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

I just checked one at random, and CNN has more than 2 million subscribers. Also, Mark Dice has less than 1 million so this is a bit premature

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

loquacius posted:

All of Telnaes' candidate caricatures were great. Smughill, Grumpbern, Tweedledeetrump, and she also managed to really capture Ted Cruz's Swamp Thing vibe

Beady-eyed crusader Pence is my favorite.


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That truck..:psyduck:


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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Is that the same Generic White House Staffer Glasses Guy who kept dropping all those sick burns on Obama in Mike Ramirez cartoons for eight years? He's still working the White House, huh? Good for him.

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Sandpuppy posted:

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That truck..:psyduck:

This is, by the way, both not true and not meaningful. Only certain kinds of noncompetes are enforceable.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011


Tyust - Eyeyaoie ieeds d fyaleid shno cdi keer d sesyaeg.

Tenebrais fucked around with this message at 19:56 on May 17, 2017

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Discendo Vox posted:

This is, by the way, both not true and not meaningful. Only certain kinds of noncompetes are enforceable.

It's meaningful that companies are trying to do this.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sandpuppy posted:

Beady-eyed crusader Pence is my favorite.


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Here I was thinking "these are all pretty sensible, maybe this is the kind of fuckup that even the hacks can't defend" but here come Lester and Branco to prove me wrong.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Sandpuppy posted:

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That truck..:psyduck:

Did the guy in the knit cap chuck that garbage bag 30 feet into the truck?

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Is there a major city in America where the city doesn't run the trash collection?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Trogdos! posted:


no clue who mark dice is but since this is the Ben Garrison fanclub i'll post this commission here

Only fifty more times and he might be as universally beloved as PewDiePie.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Improbable Lobster posted:

It's meaningful that companies are trying to do this.

It would be if they actually were. I don't think it's even possible to collect the statistic Rall has made up. There are legitimate purposes for some non-compete clauses, and companies that abuse them find their clauses are unenforceable, or don't bother to enforce them in the first place. It's not an area of particular dysfunction.

Why would Rall make up poo poo that tries to get people on the left to believe civil society is worse than it is?

Discendo Vox posted:

There is always more Rall, and Rall works for Sputnik News.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Technowolf posted:

Did the guy in the knit cap chuck that garbage bag 30 feet into the truck?

You can really tell why Smitty's is trying so hard to poach him

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

KillerQueen posted:

Is there a major city in America where the city doesn't run the trash collection?

New Orleans.

Also San Jose if you're going to give me the "New Orleans isn't a major city" line.

Cheen fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 17, 2017

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

KillerQueen posted:

Is there a major city in America where the city doesn't run the trash collection?

A lot of cities contract out garbage removal to private companies or "partner" with companies to provide "superior service"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
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JRROSE! goes to bat for Spicer. This is literally the only thing he has criticized trump about.

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"Why isn't our kid with no job getting hacked by people who want to extort him for the money he doesn't have?"

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Varvel is shook.

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No letters falling off, 3/10

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

KillerQueen posted:

Is there a major city in America where the city doesn't run the trash collection?

Phoenix.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

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"Why isn't our kid with no job getting hacked by people who want to extort him for the money he doesn't have?"

Man, the art in Dustin has really gone downhill

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Trogdos! posted:

no clue who mark dice is but since this is the Ben Garrison fanclub i'll post this commission here

Mark Dice posted:

It's Thanksgiving 2012, 7:30 PM and this is Target where a bunch of Mainstream Media watching morons are all lined up, look at these idiots, because it opens at 8 o'clock. So I'm going to give them a nice welcome.

*LOUDSPEAKER* YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA WATCHING MORONS. IT'S ENEMIES OF AMERICA LIKE YOU WHO ARE CAUSING OUR COUNTRY TO COLLAPSE FINANCIALLY. LOOK AT YOU SLAVES LINED UP FOR YOUR CHINESE GOODS. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN OWN AN OUNCE OF SILVER DO YOU. RUIN THEIR THANKSGIVING YOU ZOMBIES.

YOU ARE PAWNS OF THE ILLUMINATI. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT YOU BRAINDEAD ZOMBIES. YOU ARE THE REASON FOR THE FINANCIAL CRISIS THAT AMERICA IS FACING. YOU ARE IGNORANT CONSUMERIST MORONS. YOU ILLUMINATI PUPPET ABSOLUTE IDIOTS.

ATTENTION DEBTSLAVES

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

"I love stomping the brains out of cute little puppies!" - an actual real quote from Gary 'Micropenis' McCoy

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Internet Webguy posted:

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Varvel is shook.

I like that the first panel is just 'President Trump' and not, say, anything that pile of melting orange wax did.

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wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Internet Webguy posted:

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Varvel is shook.

This is pretty good.


quote:

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No letters falling off, 3/10

Wish "your enthusiasm" was scratched out and it was a dvd box set instead

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