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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Just dropping in to say get hosed donnie

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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Two Finger posted:

get hosed donnie

Not empty quoting.

Fake edit: So Trump has a foreign trip coming up next week. It'd be funny if Paul Manafort worked for two guys who both fled their home countries as their political fortunes fell apart.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

quote:

Two weeks ago, on a sparkling spring morning, we went trawling along Florida’s coastal waterway. But not for fish.

We parked a 17-foot motor boat in a lagoon about 800 feet from the back lawn of the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, and pointed a two-foot wireless antenna that resembled a potato gun toward the club. Within a minute, we spotted three weakly encrypted Wi-Fi networks. We could have hacked them in less than five minutes, but we refrained.

A few days later, we drove through the grounds of the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., with the same antenna and aimed it at the clubhouse. We identified two open Wi-Fi networks that anyone could join without a password. We resisted the temptation.

We also visited two of President Donald Trump’s other family-run retreats, the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., and a golf club in Sterling, Va. Our inspections found weak and open Wi-Fi networks, wireless printers without passwords, servers with outdated and vulnerable software, and unencrypted login pages to back-end databases containing sensitive information.

The risks posed by the lax security, experts say, go well beyond simple digital snooping. Sophisticated attackers could take advantage of vulnerabilities in the Wi-Fi networks to take over devices like computers or smart phones and use them to record conversations involving anyone on the premises.

http://gizmodo.com/any-half-decent-hacker-could-break-into-mar-a-lago-we-1795276155

I don't think this really comes as a surprise to anyone.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

NSA WIZARD posted:

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY

Is your territory raqqa c/d

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Thwomp posted:

Not empty quoting.

Fake edit: So Trump has a foreign trip coming up next week. It'd be funny if Paul Manafort worked for two guys who both fled their home countries as their political fortunes fell apart.

Does he get to keep his Secret Service detail if he just bails on the Presidency and decides to live in exile in the Vatican?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Chaffetz may have hosed up a twitter direct/private message and published his invite to the FBI Director to testify on Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/864906939582500864

On that day, Donnie will be in Rome, likely unable to respond.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

facialimpediment posted:

On that day, Donnie will be in Rome, likely unable to respond.

"I'm sorry, Mr. President. There isn't any internet in Rome. No sir, none at all."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

McNally posted:

"I'm sorry, Mr. President. There isn't any internet in Rome. No sir, none at all."

"The pope says it is a sin and the Italians are very religious."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hooray, a murderer is getting rewarded with a DHS post, non Senate-confirmable.

https://twitter.com/alneuhauser/status/864923728374894594

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/864930369853947905

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/864927329260318720

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


EDIT: Belongs in the other thread.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/864933946878021632

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Alex Jones was just forced to apologize to a yogurt company.

:psyduck:

https://twitter.com/kimmurphy/status/864938154515673088

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/864899386047946752

Picked up by a hot mic. These retards never learn.

Pretty much par for course, but you'd think someone like Trump would be mindful of potential hot mikes.

But then again, "you'd think" went out the window a long time ago.

/edit:

For what it's worth, I'm impressed that the T-man hasn't tweeted all day.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 21:30 on May 17, 2017

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
So current Rumors Intelligence is that we're in for an exciting 48 hours.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

loving palette swapped David Duke.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


Alright this is ridiculous at this point am I the only person that's never been to russia or talked to a Russian person related to Putin?!?!? Was Russia very nice to go to at some point in the last few years? am I missing out?

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



KildarX posted:

Alright this is ridiculous at this point am I the only person that's never been to russia or talked to a Russian person related to Putin?!?!? Was Russia very nice to go to at some point in the last few years? am I missing out?

i've only interacted with a georgian who drove tanks for the soviets, and then after the cold war -- and some bumming around china i guess? -- came and drove tanks for the US Army.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

BUG JUG posted:

i've only interacted with a georgian who drove tanks for the soviets, and then after the cold war -- and some bumming around china i guess? -- came and drove tanks for the US Army.

Dude must've just really liked driving tanks.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/864936198262865920

:eyepop:

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

M_Gargantua posted:

So current Rumors Intelligence is that we're in for an exciting 48 hours.

I can confirm this.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

M_Gargantua posted:

So current Rumors Intelligence is that we're in for an exciting 48 hours.

After yesterday I don't think my heart can take much more

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Deathy McDeath posted:

After yesterday I don't think my erection can take much more

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Deathy McDeath posted:

After yesterday I don't think my heart can take much more

Let the loving embrace of democracy in action consume you.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

psydude posted:

Dude must've just really liked driving tanks.

to be fair tanks are loving awesome

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

RFC2324 posted:

to be fair tanks are loving awesome

Yeah

https://youtu.be/JOn6QrN6pCA

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've gone back into disbelief mode again. How did anyone think this story ended any other way?

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
gently caress Clarke

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
- the Hound

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

mother fuckers I'm trying to lose weight and that means eating healthy and not drinking a six back three times a week but this poo poo is making it hard

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Reverand maynard posted:

mother fuckers I'm trying to lose weight and that means eating healthy and not drinking a six back three times a week but this poo poo is making it hard

:sigh: Fine.

Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake. Now in critical condition!

https://twitter.com/AP/status/864952421264523264

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Tanks look fun on the outside but watching footage of the inside I get all nervous and anxious and poo poo :ohdear:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Chaffetz may have hosed up a twitter direct/private message and published his invite to the FBI Director to testify on Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/864906939582500864

On that day, Donnie will be in Rome, likely unable to respond.

motherfucker are you for real? im supposed to be in rome than i dont wanan deal with that


time to go find a maple leaf or something

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

two finger if you try to shame me for drinking during the Comey testimony I'm gonna fly our to ur fukken boat and beat your rear end like an angry kangaroo on meth

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

we need a WWE commentator during the hearing

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008
Within the next 2.5 weeks, I'm going to be in three countries that have the potential for political instability, widespread civil unrest and the potential forcible ousting of the president.

One of those is the US, the other two are in Africa. :downsgun:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy crap, Bob Mueller is back. Special Counsel named for Russia poo poo.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864963769872633857

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/864964438306287616

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Holy crap, Bob Mueller is back. Special Counsel named for Russia poo poo.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/864963769872633857

Hey, this is super neat! I wonder what else is going on with respect to Trump and collusion with Russia?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/864963759735013376

I seriously cannot believed my craziest belief about all this got verified with records.

ded redd fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 17, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Capn Beeb posted:

Tanks look fun on the outside but watching footage of the inside I get all nervous and anxious and poo poo :ohdear:

It's a bit claustrophobic. Looking through the sights helps.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

two finger if you try to shame me for drinking during the Comey testimony I'm gonna fly our to ur fukken boat and beat your rear end like an angry kangaroo on meth

https://youtu.be/GcTm93YztSg

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Capn Beeb posted:

Tanks look fun on the outside but watching footage of the inside I get all nervous and anxious and poo poo :ohdear:

Being in the driver's seat is like being in a toasty, warm cocoon of other people's death.

I say toasty and warm because you have the heater controls in there. And you better believe my ride was warm as gently caress.

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