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DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
When I see her getting dp I am not like other guys

I do not use witty tricks to flirt

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Couldn't hold myself when I saw you getting DPed.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
"I couldn't hold my qwerty" is my new excuse next time I'm late for something.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Why is there always one line that's infinitely more quotable than anything else? There's always one, rarely more, never less. It's so consistent.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"I couldn't hold my qwerty" is my new excuse next time I'm late for something.

excuse me, it's cudn't, not couldn't :colbert:

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Not to spoil the fun but I think DP in this case refers to display picture, not the porn term

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Don't mind me, just measuring my QWERTY.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Just dropping in from the non-GBS zone to say that those of you using this thread as an excuse to give your hot takes about how Indians are an inferior species really suck the joy out of this thread for everyone else.

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

This is amazing.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lurdiak posted:

Just dropping in from the non-GBS zone to say that those of you using this thread as an excuse to give your hot takes about how Indians are an inferior species really suck the joy out of this thread for everyone else.


This is amazing.
Sounds like sexy actress got trolled. U mad bhabi?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


FactsAreUseless posted:

Sounds like sexy actress got trolled. U mad bhabi?

Dick big like Cambodia.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
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FactsAreUseless posted:

Sounds like sexy actress got trolled. U mad bhabi?

My dikk so big mommy died in childbirth.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lurdiak posted:

Just dropping in from the non-GBS zone to say that those of you using this thread as an excuse to give your hot takes about how Indians are an inferior species really suck the joy out of this thread for everyone else.


This is amazing.

What the heck is this

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Captain Yossarian posted:

What the heck is this

An accurate post.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I'm just here to laugh at the poor grammar and ridiculous phrasing

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I'm here to troll sexy actresses and shag my rod. And I'm all out of gum.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I'm an American who can't get laid either so I need a moon to bark at

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Hold my qwerty boys, I'm goin in.

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Mar 20, 2006

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Aug 6, 2013

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May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

\[T]/

Always be praisin'

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May 14, 2013

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Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Amazing

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Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
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I am the big 15cm cock

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

nerdz posted:

I am the big 15cm cock

That's about 6 inches, which is above average based on most studies.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

That's about 6 inches, which is above average based on most studies.

The average is 6? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling

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Jun 4, 2014

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Grimey Drawer
dr my dick

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

RFC2324 posted:

That's about 6 inches, which is above average based on most studies.

I wouldn't really call something slightly above average "big" though.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

powerful sex moves posted:

I wouldn't really call something slightly above average "big" though.

But it gives you real sex feel

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Cudnt 👏 Hold 👏 My 👏 Qwerty

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

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Ok sir

Step away from the bhabi

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

RFC2324 posted:

That's about 6 inches, which is above average based on most studies.

Then most studies are wrong. Six inches is... not tiny, but certainly little.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

KomodoWagon posted:

Then most studies are wrong. Six inches is... not tiny, but certainly little.
This. If you can't hold it between your knees it's not a real penis.

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Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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Feb 16, 2011

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S tier: 27-29 inches
A tier: 25 inches
B tier: 22 inches
C tier: 19-21 inches
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Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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