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Foo Diddley posted:Owns rjmccall posted:look, it's simple. you have a Happy Burger brand fast food establishment, and sometimes kids come in and want their Happy Burger brand Happy Kiddy Burger, which according to the Happy Burger brand franchise operating instructions is supposed to be 4oz of usda utility grade hamburger lightly grilled and pressed into a poppy seed bun with two slices of mild pickle and a slice of tomato and a piece of iceberg lettuce and the name of the kid written on the top in half an ounce of Happy Burger brand special sauce about which the less said the better
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Sappo569 posted:
An apple pastry a day keeps the doctor away?
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:22 |
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Foo Diddley posted:To be fair, that last picture is photoshopped (she actually brought in a rack of ribs) Here's some not photoshops. What gets me is that he's my age, and is infected with a younger person's desire to put everything on the internet. And it also proves that he's not working on anything important, because he'd post that too, if he was. Or maybe there just isn't anything to leak?
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:42 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
But why? Why would anyone steal that? Surely a logo artist could whip up a dozen completely original yet generic sale logos to decorate the displays in a couple workdays. And then they'd all have similar style and look like they belonged together in that shop/franchise. I don't want to undervalue the work artists and graphic designers do, but "text in a circle" is not that complex. I'm pretty sure there are apps that will let you choose a color, shape, font and text and generate those for you.
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:44 |
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So, before I hit the sack, tonight on "I dream of SC (and crates)" oh, are you injured? well lucky you I have here this crate!
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:46 |
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trucutru posted:So, I was This post is cool. MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 18, 2017 |
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trucutru posted:So, before I hit the sack, tonight on "I dream of SC (and crates)"
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# ? May 18, 2017 06:55 |
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Having recently finished actual triple a game Prey, I can say fairly confidently that chasing down drifting items in zero gravity using nipple jets is actually the complete opposite of relaxing.
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:25 |
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spacetoaster posted:Here's some not photoshops. This is clearly fake as there is a strawberry wedge on one of the doughnuts. Or maybe that one is hers.
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# ? May 18, 2017 07:30 |
christ, he's going to die before star citizen does
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:44 |
also i released a game in about ten months of development and i'm gonna get paid for it does this make me more of a game developer than chris roberts
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:44 |
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Milky Moor posted:also i released a game in about ten months of development and i'm gonna get paid for it y u hate dream
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# ? May 18, 2017 08:53 |
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Thread getting weird again.
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:09 |
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Milky Moor posted:also i released a game in about ten months of development and i'm gonna get paid for it That can't be compared. There is no game made by CIG.
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:10 |
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:14 |
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XK posted:Not like that guy could do any of that anyway, and any actual fed who ever did anything like that over some stupid video game would be immediately out of a job. Anyone who has the personal discipline to get a job with power like that, and who has invested timeless effort into getting into that job position, would never be stupid enough to make any kind of threat like that. They would be putting their lifelong hard earned professional life on the line. My friend, have you ever heard the name of our lord and savior CARL MARK FORCE IV? the redditor's almost certainly just a dumb kid pretending to be a cop but don't sleep on the unbelievable idiocy potential of fed cops
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# ? May 18, 2017 09:30 |
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Milky Moor posted:also i released a game in about ten months of development and i'm gonna get paid for it EDIT: No. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 19, 2017 |
# ? May 18, 2017 10:01 |
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Virtual Captain posted:
That story ends how you expect, but not how you should wish.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:16 |
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AP posted:Thread getting weird again. I like it weird. Is the "game" out yet? Seriously wtf they're at like $140 million now or something? Truly a sucker is born every minute or something.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:21 |
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Daztek posted:You start with optimization when making a game, don't you know For physics, yes.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:29 |
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gamey posted:Seriously wtf they're at like $140 million now or something? Truly a sucker is born every minute or something. By the end of the month, they will hit Derek's visionary threshold of $150 million. Unfortunately, Derek was overoptimistic: they still need $150 million more to complete both games.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:53 |
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Abuminable posted:By the end of the month, they will hit Derek's visionary threshold of $150 million. Unfortunately, Derek was overoptimistic: they still need $150 million more to complete both games. Dr. Smart had too much faith in Chris Roberts.
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# ? May 18, 2017 10:56 |
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Zzr posted:Dr. Smart had too much faith in Chris Roberts. I think Derek had a prophecy revealed to him, but he misunderstood its meaning! He thought $150 million would be what CIG would require to complete the games. Instead, the $150 million in pledges marks the dawn of the summer of CIG's demise.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:10 |
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BobHoward posted:My friend, have you ever heard the name of our lord and savior CARL MARK FORCE IV? Not threatening some guy on reddit talking poo poo about a game you preordered.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:15 |
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AP posted:Thread getting weird again. Excellent. Everything is back to its regular schedule after this haunting jaunt into normality.
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:42 |
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Tippis posted:Excellent. Everything is back to its regular schedule after this haunting jaunt into normality. I mean Trump sucks a lot of my internet ghost wandering time these days, there's only so much of it left for the thread to suck
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# ? May 18, 2017 11:57 |
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Roflan posted:This is clearly fake as there is a strawberry wedge on one of the doughnuts. Or maybe that one is hers. It has to be because they stacked them. Who would have the audacity to stack donuts. My word, this is a tragedy.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:24 |
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Thread is at the lowest when americans write about food.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:24 |
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You guys. Putting a strawberry on top of your donut is not a mysterious and uncharacteristic healthy decision. Like, sure it's a great accessory fruit, but it's still basically nothing but water and sugar.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:41 |
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We need a northern food derail, tater ash, blackpool fish and chips, egg chips and beans. chips with chips and spam.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:44 |
TheLastRoboKy posted:Out there some dude who is still convinced food talk is code for operations related to bringing down Star Citizen is staring at a wall trying to figure out what blue cheese taco time meant. This is an important point to remember when dealing with redditors - they absolutely thought the food chat was code for our super secret plan to destroy Star Citizen. Also they still believe 100% of the refunds in the refunds subreddit were faked by nawledgelambo TheAgent posted:jesus christ destroy all life everywhere forever gently caress I really want to get some Hercules Beetle larvae but they can be expensive and all the cool ones are illegal to import.
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# ? May 18, 2017 12:53 |
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kw0134 posted:CARL MARK FORCE IV might be the exception that proves the rule because he was A: caught, B: caught trying to scam an even dumber motherfucker for millions in bitcoin. If you're gonna be corrupt, you're probably going to do so over something like taking hundreds of thousands of dollars of "untraceable" cryptocurrency from a gargantuan idiot ordering a hit on a fictitious person. The best part is still Carl Mark Force IV pretending to be a hitman and taking a job to kill himself
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:The best part is still Carl Mark Force IV pretending to be a hitman and taking a job to kill himself
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https://twitter.com/GhandiSardiner/status/865176018604224513
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Ghostlight posted:While a classic Carl Mark Force IV move, I personally think the best one is where he accidentally signed 'Carl' at the bottom of a PM to the guy his entire operation is supposed to expose then hours later when he realised what he'd done sending another one saying "whoops, my name is Carla - I have lots of boyfriends and girlfriends " Big fan of the photo he had his daughter take of him wearing a hoodie and an eye patch too
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# ? May 18, 2017 13:05 |
Mr.PayDay posted:EDIT: No. I knew the problem was actually releasing something Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 19, 2017 |
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# ? May 18, 2017 13:13 |
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So I just remembered that they sold a concept "News Van" so people could fulfill their dreams of being a Space Journalist , because of COURSE there'll be mechanics to support that Does anyone know how much this beauty cost?https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/reliant/Reliant-Mako-News-Van
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Guy DeBorgore posted:So I just remembered that they sold a concept "News Van" so people could fulfill their dreams of being a Space Journalist , because of COURSE there'll be mechanics to support that $85 for the privilege of pretending you're a newscaster covering the lamest space stuff imaginable.
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Milky Moor posted:I knew the problem was actually releasing something "The" problem, you FUD spraying Goon, is your lack of
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