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Not sure why the BBC left this nugget out from the article they site: quote:She also left in her car, which they had driven to the theater, leaving Vezmar without a ride, he said.
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SpacePig posted:Not sure why the BBC left this nugget out from the article they site: Also she was afraid of getting physically assaulted because he's an Alpha Male/MRA/MGTOW.
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May 17, 2017 14:53
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She left him a Man Going His Own Way Home.
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May 17, 2017 14:55
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Screaming Idiot posted:She left him a Man Going His Own Way Home. Man Finding His Own Ride
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May 17, 2017 15:10
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Gwyneth Paltrow focusing on Goop Gwyneth, noooo!!!
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May 17, 2017 19:54
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Radio Paranoia posted:Gwyneth Paltrow focusing on Goop If you can explain how her "acting career" takes a backseat to her incredibly stupid opinions I'm 
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Radio Paranoia posted:Gwyneth Paltrow focusing on Goop I know this is the funny headlines thread, and the body of the article is almost immaterial, but the first 3 words of the article proper basically sum up why she maybe doesn't want to do acting for awhile: quote:The Mortdecai star
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May 17, 2017 20:06
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Honestly I don't care about the article at all. I'm just amused by the presence of the word "goop". v v
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May 17, 2017 20:14
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Radio Paranoia posted:Gwyneth Paltrow focusing on Goop Well, those keyboards ain't gonna clean themselves
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May 17, 2017 20:55
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, despite the fact that I haven't set foot in a church in decades, my mind immediately jumped to: "And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."--Luke 4:12 Deliberately being a dumbass in hopes that a being of immense power will do tricks on command just seems like a terrible idea. And then you get eaten by crocodiles. Christians don't actually read the Bible
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May 17, 2017 22:02
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Christians don't actually read the Bible By definition any Christian who reads the Bible explodes in an extremely pro-dormal way so the remaining ones just kind of slump by. Yes, I've heard of it.
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Christians don't actually read the Bible I can understand why, though. I looked up Luke 3 just to see what comes before those parts; 23 Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli, 24 the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, the son of Melki, the son of Jannai, the son of Joseph, 25 the son of Mattathias, the son of Amos, the son of Nahum, the son of Esli, the son of Naggai, 26 the son of Maath, the son of Mattathias, the son of Semein, the son of Josek, the son of Joda, 27 the son of Joanan, the son of Rhesa, the son of Zerubbabel, the son of Shealtiel, the son of Neri, 28 the son of Melki, the son of Addi, the son of Cosam, the son of Elmadam, the son of Er, 29 the son of Joshua, the son of Eliezer, the son of Jorim, the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, 30 the son of Simeon, the son of Judah, the son of Joseph, the son of Jonam, the son of Eliakim, 31 the son of Melea, the son of Menna, the son of Mattatha, the son of Nathan, the son of David, 32 the son of Jesse, the son of Obed, the son of Boaz, the son of Salmon,[d] the son of Nahshon, 33 the son of Amminadab, the son of Ram,[e] the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah, 34 the son of Jacob, the son of Isaac, the son of Abraham, the son of Terah, the son of Nahor, 35 the son of Serug, the son of Reu, the son of Peleg, the son of Eber, the son of Shelah, 36 the son of Cainan, the son of Arphaxad, the son of Shem, the son of Noah, the son of Lamech, 37 the son of Methuselah, the son of Enoch, the son of Jared, the son of Mahalalel, the son of Kenan, 38 the son of Enosh, the son of Seth, the son of Adam, the son of God. This is worse than the Silmarilion.
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The boring parts are worth it for when Jesus beats up some bankers, or when he tells a tree to eat poo poo and it dies, or when he takes his friends up on a mountain so he can glow for them and the sky opens up and tell everyone how boss he is
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:The boring parts are worth it for when Jesus beats up some bankers, or when he tells a tree to eat poo poo and it dies, or when he takes his friends up on a mountain so he can glow for them and the sky opens up and tell everyone how boss he is Yeah he needs to get more respect for being a badass but his fan crew is soooooo annoying
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:The boring parts are worth it for when Jesus beats up some bankers, or when he tells a tree to eat poo poo and it dies, or when he takes his friends up on a mountain so he can glow for them and the sky opens up and tell everyone how boss he is My favorite story is Jesus and the Magic Tilapia. He's so passive aggressive in that one.
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Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39956904
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:The boring parts are worth it for when Jesus beats up some bankers, or when he tells a tree to eat poo poo and it dies, or when he takes his friends up on a mountain so he can glow for them and the sky opens up and tell everyone how boss he is Oh man, now I wish someone would do a Lord of the Rings style treatment of his life story. Not trying to impart any morals or anything, just Jesus and his bros bro-ing around.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh man, now I wish someone would do a Lord of the Rings style treatment of his life story. Not trying to impart any morals or anything, just Jesus and his bros bro-ing around. It's been done. Heliand quote:"Simon Peter, the mighty, the noble swordsman flew into a rage; his mind was in such turmoil that he could not speak a single word. His heart became intensely bitter because they wanted to tie up his Lord there. So he strode over angrily, that very daring thane, to stand in front of his Commander, right in front of his Lord. No doubting in his mind, no fearful hesitation in his chest, he drew his blade and struck straight ahead at the first man of the enemy with all the strength in his hands, so that Malchus was cut and wounded on the right side by the sword! His ear was chopped off, he was so badly wounded in the head that his cheek and ear burst open with a mortal wound! Blood gushed out, pouring from the wound!" Jesus ends up being hung from a tree like Odin instead of crucified.
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GrossMurpel posted:I can understand why, though. I looked up Luke 3 just to see what comes before those parts; Remember, these parts of the Christian Bible are fanfiction that is meant to write in Jesus as the Messiah even though the facts don't really fit that well. It took them a while to get into their own, culminating in 50 Shades of Revelation.
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genetic_knockout posted:Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten You think Florida Man would have learned from the last time. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida-man-bitten-attempting-kiss-venomous-snake/story?id=30508876 
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C.M. Kruger posted:You think Florida Man would have learned from the last time. He should really pay more attention to memes. Then he would know not to mess with snek. 
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Florida Man posted:"One boy said, 'I'm going to kiss it in the mouth,' and the snake bit him in the face," Mr Goff told Action News Jax. You go, snake 
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May 18, 2017 05:23
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What an idiot. Any small animal is going to assume the enormous mouth intends to eat them.
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May 18, 2017 05:29
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A Creationist Sues the Grand Canyon for Religious Discrimination
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:My favorite story is Jesus and the Magic Tilapia. He's so passive aggressive in that one. You could write a hilarious, and completely scriptural accurate, stoner comedy that portrays Jesus as this constantly sarcastic guy and the apostles as whiney bumbling idiots. My favourite is the "fucks sake I was speaking metaphorically" when they get all worked up about the Pharisees and their leavened bread.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:You could write a hilarious, and completely scriptural accurate, stoner comedy that portrays Jesus as this constantly sarcastic guy and the apostles as whiney bumbling idiots. Monty Python's Life of Brian did that exact thing, in almost those exact words, and even included an accidental alien abduction.
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Azathoth posted:There's a huge difference between someone who, through unlucky circumstances, finds themselves in mortal danger from wild animals and prays for deliverance, and someone who runs headlong into an alligator-infested body of water expecting God to keep them safe because they're such a good person. He should've prayed to Sobek, the Crocodile God, instead.
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Dennis Quaid Will Dive Into Katrina’s Bush
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Strom Cuzewon posted:You could write a hilarious, and completely scriptural accurate, stoner comedy that portrays Jesus as this constantly sarcastic guy and the apostles as whiney bumbling idiots. Check out Lamb: The life according to Biff by Christopher Moore. It's this.
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 Democracy Dies in Darkness indeed.
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Bogan King posted:
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Queenstown police chase stopped by sheep.
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May 19, 2017 11:06
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Bogan King posted:Queenstown police chase stopped by sheep. my mate Jonno's a fuckin lawyer aye he's a good oval office I'll set you up
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May 19, 2017 12:20
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Bogan King posted:Queenstown police chase stopped by sheep. This has to be from New Zealand, right?
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May 19, 2017 13:24
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Black Sheep... it's a documentary! 
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