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Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.
Oh Goddamnit! My first ever quote != edit and it was a shameful-rear end snipe too!

As a sin offering, I give you a very old, finely aged, funy computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M72agpjFHYM

Sophian fucked around with this message at 04:01 on May 18, 2017

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sophian posted:

When I went on a diet last year, I did some research and the limit is one standard 2oz can of chunk lite tuna per day maximum. Any more than that and you start to get mercury poisoning and slowly start to go insane. For some reason, chunk white is more toxic and I have no idea about fresh.

that's why i prefer sardines

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003



https://i.imgur.com/HcwiRu0.gifv

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Tankakern posted:

it's from the original "ikke gjr dette hjemme", not "dumt og farligt"

don't sign your posts lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


you would think if that was your hobby you'd drop the flab in short order

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

found a better video of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfbZh51AaE

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

oh, he started out fit doing that but went through a schizophrenic episode and had to be put on meds for awhile and got fat.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/CartridgeGames/status/864979097881071616

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/17/obesity-health-no-such-thing-as-fat-but-fit-major-study

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

akadajet posted:

oh, he started out fit doing that but went through a schizophrenic episode and had to be put on meds for awhile and got fat.

that explains a lot actually, antipsychotics are loving hell

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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http://animals.barcroft.tv/one-eyed-goat-cyclopia-india-assam-worshipped-god

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8os1dQco0o

Nitr0 fucked around with this message at 05:35 on May 18, 2017

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

did anyone ever say "I'm the motherfucking carboy"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

pretty good but he missed some meat in the tail fins (its not a lot tho)

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Shaggar posted:

pretty good but he missed some meat in the tail fins (its not a lot tho)

dont doxx ur mom

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

awesome

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Jeez T2 foster mom dies weird in the remake

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Didn't Jeremy Piven have to pull out of a Broadway play because he got mercury poisoning from eating sushi seven days a week?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

look out the windshield. where is this tesla? is he driving through a pedestrian plaza?

haveblue posted:

you're a huge lobster! that means you have delicious guts! rip and tear!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Now I'm covered in butter! That can't be good!

i lomarf'd heartily at these

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Sagebrush posted:

look out the windshield. where is this tesla? is he driving through a pedestrian plaza?



it's a car show, the car is parked

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Why does my dinner have an exo-skelton? :psylon:

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Roosevelt posted:

it's really weird how people used to keep monkeys around as pets

it's weirder that she filled a dildo with cream

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




syscall girl posted:

everything you can coat with butter is delicious

julia childs.txt

mac and cheese burger patties

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

.lnk to the past posted:

it's weirder that she filled a dildo with cream

i think it might be a metaphor

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003















https://twitter.com/spencerchen/status/865030965403320320

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





oh my god

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://twitter.com/fztalks/status/864852163230609408

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i so desperately wanna know how to make this glare


Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

echinopsis posted:

i so desperately wanna know how to make this glare




Photoshop
Filter>Lens Flare

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

echinopsis posted:

i so desperately wanna know how to make this glare




Think of bad code and then turn off your monitor?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

nice

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
eh the glare aint so hard, the sweet source is

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

hey, i am a 69 user





















:smug:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I was at an outdoor venue (Maine State Pier) this weekend and saw basically the same thing happen, except the guy was going backwards and head first onto the concrete. I wasn't close enough or dumb enough to to try to catch him but at least toddler parenting instincts kicked in and I was able to stick my foot under his head to spare him catching the impact on the concrete with his skull.

Other highlights included a pregnant mosh pit fistfight and Thrash Metal Hodor hitting the PCP a little too hard during the second act and having to be taken down by a dozen security guards. :black101:

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

prefect posted:

i think it might be a metaphor

kind of gross that the monkey wanted to eat it then

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
roger ailes died y'all

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