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facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

WHAT IN THE gently caress IS WITH THIS WEEK

I KEEP POKING MY EYES OUT WITH MY DICK

# ? May 18, 2017 13:40

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# ? May 11, 2024 19:32

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

EFB.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 13:48 on May 18, 2017

# ? May 18, 2017 13:40

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/865186123223617536

# ? May 18, 2017 13:44

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/865186123223617536

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

# ? May 18, 2017 13:46

Ragaman: Feb 6, 2002; Title? I dont need no stinkin' Title

I wonder which old, fat, sexual harasser will die next?...

# ? May 18, 2017 13:49

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Balance to the Force has been restored in less than 12 hours.

Edit:

Handsome Ralph posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME. Beat twice today.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:49

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

# ? May 18, 2017 13:56

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Countdown to conspiracy theories about how the old fat man died.

# ? May 18, 2017 13:59

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Interesting time to be alive

# ? May 18, 2017 13:59

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

About loving time.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:00

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

cowboy elvis posted:

Interesting time to be alive

I am so excite to be alive for this presidency. My only problem is not enough things are on fire.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:01

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Third World Reggin posted:

I am so excite to be alive for this presidency. My only problem is not enough things are on fire.

Do you not own a lighter?

# ? May 18, 2017 14:04

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Ailes was never alive in the first place.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:06

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

Woof Blitzer posted:

Ailes was never alive in the first place.

Sexual assault sustained him well past his natural death.

He succumbed to old age as quickly as Bilbo did when he gave up The One Ring.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:11

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

What is this feeling, is it.... hope? :unsmith:

edit: https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/865190706452844544

Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 14:14 on May 18, 2017

# ? May 18, 2017 14:12

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ragaman posted:

I wonder which old, fat, sexual harasser will die next?...

Didn't Bill lose weight?

# ? May 18, 2017 14:15

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Today's gonna be a weird day. Cornell and Ailes down, the day wants blood.

Blood for the sun god.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:23

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'd pay top dollar for an artistic rendering of Obama&W copiloting magically in the cockpit of a predator drone, doing a loop-de-loop through each twin tower leaving chemtrails along the path, circling over Abbottabad, and then dropping them off at a baseball game / on Richard Branson's yacht

# ? May 18, 2017 14:25

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

would you take real life art instead

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/865168479342780416

# ? May 18, 2017 14:28

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Looking forward to newfound Toby Keith hate; "he's a traitor!" "His middle name must be Hussein"

# ? May 18, 2017 14:31

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/865192253672701952
:eyepop:

# ? May 18, 2017 14:34

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/865194465400692736

# ? May 18, 2017 14:34

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Handsome Ralph posted:

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/865192253672701952

Don't have headphones, is it tetris or Red October?

# ? May 18, 2017 14:35

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

So, Flynn and Sessions might only be the tip of the Russkie iceberg.

"Exclusive: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians: sources" - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-contacts-idUSKCN18E106

# ? May 18, 2017 14:37

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Don't have headphones, is it tetris or Red October?

Tetris.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:42

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BigDave posted:

So, Flynn and Sessions might only be the tip of the Russkie iceberg.

"Exclusive: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians: sources" - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-contacts-idUSKCN18E106

It's going to be funny if President Pence comes along so early enough that it allows the Republicans to fully bypass the Trump problem.

Also because Alien Covenant sucked and All Hope Lies in Shane Black here is a picture from The Predator.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Tetris.

Nice.

# ? May 18, 2017 14:42

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BigDave posted:

So, Flynn and Sessions might only be the tip of the Russkie iceberg.

"Exclusive: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians: sources" - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-contacts-idUSKCN18E106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

# ? May 18, 2017 14:53

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

My faith in Shane black's new predator film has been rapidly fading based on the casting choices

# ? May 18, 2017 15:02

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FastestGunAlive posted:

My faith in Shane black's new predator film has been rapidly fading based on the casting choices

There is no way it can worse then Alien Covenant. Tony Scott's made better movies in the last few years.

# ? May 18, 2017 15:14

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

FastestGunAlive posted:

My faith in Shane black's new predator film has been rapidly fading based on the casting choices

Yeah it looks like complete dogshit to be honest.

# ? May 18, 2017 15:14

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

MazelTovCocktail posted:

There is no way it can worse then Alien Covenant. Tony Scott's made better movies in the last few years.

Wait....

Oh

# ? May 18, 2017 15:15

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bored As gently caress posted:

Yeah it looks like complete dogshit to be honest.

The nice thing about Predator is it can be cool regardless of casting. They hold up to questionable casting and story choices far more then the Alien series.

# ? May 18, 2017 15:25

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

twitter saying Spicer is gone

# ? May 18, 2017 15:50

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

twitter saying Spicer is gone

That'll solve Trump's incompetant hiring practices :rolleyes:

# ? May 18, 2017 15:51

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Senator Ben Sasse is a good dude.

https://twitter.com/BenSasse/status/865216293309427713

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 18, 2017

# ? May 18, 2017 15:52

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Not that news, but holy gently caress Donnie is talking to a subject of an FBI Investigation, Flynn.

https://twitter.com/Isikoff/status/865220645046681601

# ? May 18, 2017 16:05

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Via Buisiness Insider:

http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-vnesheconombank-trump-toronto-hotel-2017-5

quote:

A Russian state-owned bank under US sanctions, whose CEO met with President Donald Trump's son-in-law in December, helped financed the construction of the president's 65-story Trump International Hotel and Tower in Toronto, according to a new report.

The bank, Vnesheconombank, or VEB, bought $850 million of stock in a Ukrainian steelmaker from the billionaire Russian-Canadian developer Alexander Shnaider, who was constructing the hotel at the time, The Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday.

Shnaider initially purchased the stock via his company, Midland Resources Holding, for about $70 million after the collapse of the Soviet Union, according to The Journal.

The money from the sale of that stock to VEB � which The Journal said went through while Russian President Vladimir Putin was chairman of VEB's supervisory board � was used to help finance the construction of the Toronto hotel "at a key moment for the project."

From the Journal:

"After Mr. Shnaider and his partner sold their stake in the steelmaker, Mr. Shnaider injected more money into the Trump Toronto project, which was financially troubled. Mr. Shnaider's lawyer, Symon Zucker, said in an April interview that about $15 million from the asset sale went into the Trump Toronto project. A day later, he wrote in an email: 'I am not able to confirm that any funds' from the deal 'went into the Toronto project.'"

Zucker, Shnaider's lawyer, told The Journal that Midland Resources "has never had any relationship with VEB" and "does not dictate where their purchasers borrow funds." He told Business Insider that the Journal " got their facts all wrong."

# ? May 18, 2017 16:08

Thwomp: Apr 10, 2003; BA-DUHHH; Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

Not that news, but holy gently caress Donnie is talking to a subject of an FBI Investigation, Flynn.

https://twitter.com/Isikoff/status/865220645046681601

Jesus gently caress

# ? May 18, 2017 16:09

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Not that news, but holy gently caress Donnie is talking to a subject of an FBI Investigation, Flynn.

https://twitter.com/Isikoff/status/865220645046681601

Probably a threat.

# ? May 18, 2017 16:09

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# ? May 11, 2024 19:32

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/865222709768335360

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

# ? May 18, 2017 16:10

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