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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Saint Freak posted:

Kinda hosed up that they added to the insult and photoshopped a baby's face onto that man's body. Like I don't think that's proper journalism at all.



Uncanny

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^ :captainpop:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That's why they carry several. In their bandages, scar, shoes and waistband.

I'm more concerned with where these guys are gonna get a cigar tube for their survival buttplugs. The box their vape came in likely won't fit nearly as well.

That's the trick, they find the razor blades hidden in your shoes and pants, after that nobody thinks to look underneath your liquid scar goo. That's how you fool them.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Real men hide their razor blades inside ACTUAL wounds. Just slice your forearm or thigh a little bit and shove a razor blade up under your skin if you suspect you're about to be captured. Uh yeah I totally took some shrapnel when the claymores went off honest mister Russian Mafia guy.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

scuba school sucks posted:

Real men hide their razor blades inside ACTUAL wounds. Just slice your forearm or thigh a little bit and shove a razor blade up under your skin if you suspect you're about to be captured. Uh yeah I totally took some shrapnel when the claymores went off honest mister Russian Mafia guy.

Smart men hide their razor blades inside the Russian mafia guy.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39956904

Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


scuba school sucks posted:

Real men hide their razor blades inside ACTUAL wounds. Just slice your forearm or thigh a little bit and shove a razor blade up under your skin if you suspect you're about to be captured. Uh yeah I totally took some shrapnel when the claymores went off honest mister Russian Mafia guy.



Checks out

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/864892297858646018

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

:chanpop:

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

New York Times posted:

Alex Jones, a high-profile conspiracy theorist and the host of a right-wing radio show, said Wednesday that he had “mischaracterized” the yogurt company Chobani in statements on social media that led to a lawsuit.

In a statement at the end of one of his broadcasts, Mr. Jones said: “During the week of April 10, 2017, certain statements were made on the InfoWars Twitter feed and YouTube channel regarding Chobani L.L.C. that I now understand to be wrong.

“The tweets and video have now been retracted and will not be reposted. On behalf of InfoWars, I regret that we mischaracterized Chobani, its employees and the people of Twin Falls, Idaho, the way we did.”

https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/864973475517255681

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

What did he say?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Autechresaint posted:

What did he say?

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/864966761644515329

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://fat.gfycat.com/AntiqueFailingClownanemonefish.webm

https://zippy.gfycat.com/BreakableTestyFruitfly.webm

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Autechresaint posted:

What did he say?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/us/alex-jones-chobani-lawsuit.html

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Saint Freak posted:

Kinda hosed up that they added to the insult and photoshopped a baby's face onto that man's body. Like I don't think that's proper journalism at all.



This dude takes being a skinhead to the extreme

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
I just figured firefighters didn't have eyebrows.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW4w-lCUqow

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/politics/al-green-impeachment-call/

http://time.com/4782225/al-green-congress-donald-trump-impeachment/

The death spiral begins :sad:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador.


Schad is on CIA and NSA as they scramble to reduce the damage done and hopefully keep people from being killed, and then still having to go "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's the boss".

Can't wait for McCain to say how bad this is right before he votes Yay on another Trump policy.

remember when mccain ran against jr in 2004 and everyone was all he is a republican i can respect? then 2008 happened and it has been one giant slide down to this. Imo institute term limits on congress everyone gets 8 yrs ( 2 terms for house 4 for senate) murder the old eat the rich.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

snergle posted:

remember when mccain ran against jr in 2004 and everyone was all he is a republican i can respect? then 2008 happened and it has been one giant slide down to this. Imo institute term limits on congress everyone gets 8 yrs ( 2 terms for house 4 for senate) murder the old eat the rich.

John McCain’s Victorious Defeat

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
senator mccain has a crippling bootlicking fetish, please don't kinkshame

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Why is the truck driver being attacked by a man wielding an umbrella?
This video feels like it starts too late and ends too early.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



snergle posted:

remember when mccain ran against jr in 2004 and everyone was all he is a republican i can respect? then 2008 happened and it has been one giant slide down to this. Imo institute term limits on congress everyone gets 8 yrs ( 2 terms for house 4 for senate) murder the old eat the rich.

House is 2 years, Senate is 6, but yeah I dig the gist of what you're saying

Really we ought to de-privatize policy creation, and actually fund Congress so they don't just take bills from think tanks; nationalize campaign funding so sitting legislators don't have to spend so much time in the call centers and lobbyist luncheons. Term limits would be a good add-on but imo doesn't address some of the root causes of a rotten democracy

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
Lobbyists love term limits; they get to be the long-term actors in the legislative process.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:lol: he writes better than Trump.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

ultrabindu posted:

Why is the truck driver being attacked by a man wielding an umbrella?
This video feels like it starts too late and ends too early.

I have no idea what is going on either.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
:nsfl: https://i.imgur.com/f9LoI3e.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

The quality is dreadful because this is rip from a 1980s-era VHS, but I am assured this is very real.

https://twitter.com/AeroDork/status/864883847753854977

I saw it in the Aeronautical Insanity thread a while ago and I swore it was better quality, but nope (I'm a few seconds early on the embed, but the whole 15 minute video is worth it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiN9M0ahfmM&t=196s

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Got some nice, hot schadenfreude from the Ailes family this morning...

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Samovar posted:

Got some nice, hot schadenfreude from the Ailes family this morning...

There's gonna be so many conspiracy theories floating around that ignore the fact that he was a fat, old, angry man.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches
Ding dong, the lech is dead :toot:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Samovar posted:

Got some nice, hot schadenfreude from the Ailes family this morning...

OTOH I feel like the reality itself just took a very satisfying poo poo.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I hope they also destroyed his phylactery.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

OTOH I feel like the reality itself just took a very satisfying poo poo.

It is also important to remember that Scalia died and then something that looks less repugnant took his place

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

gschmidl posted:

I hope they also destroyed his phylactery.

They did, it was Fox News's ratings

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005


Oh man. Thats gotta sting.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

h3r0n posted:

Oh man. Thats gotta sting.

It's not often that you see a bull piledriver someone.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



http://i.imgur.com/cvEHSEJ.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/itoNFIA.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/KOyK1ZC.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/sNI36FJ.mp4

Schaden is on whoever was supposed to secure the barge and surely got shitcanned:

http://i.imgur.com/Tvc2qNF.mp4

I had to watch it twice to see the driver hop out to safety

http://i.imgur.com/OTjgLhx.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/YqI3LwM.mp4

Source

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

h3r0n posted:

Oh man. Thats gotta sting.

If I was good at photoshop, I'd add some wrestlin' ring ropes :v:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Man, all of these are pretty good, but I think this one's my favorite:


The guy still being in the car cracks me up. "Yeah, I know. I can't believe i did it either."

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

His feed is amazing.

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/864931040216961024

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10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Samovar posted:

Got some nice, hot schadenfreude from the Ailes family this morning...

The worst part is I'm sure it will overshadow Chris Cornell's passing. :(

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