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Kurieg posted:My file system says 05 I appreciate this
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RFC2324 posted:That's a lot of porn Not really.
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May 17, 2017 15:46
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I got my first "Do the needful" ticket today! Well, technically it was a student asking a teacher to fix something, and the teacher fwd'd the email to me. But still, I giggled.
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May 17, 2017 16:17
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I got my first "Do the needful" ticket today! I didn't know this phrase was typically an Indian-English thing until recently. That explains why I've only ever heard it from the one Indian doctor I work with.
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May 17, 2017 16:30
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Yeah, we have a ton of students and staff from India, so I'm shocked it's taken 4 months, really.
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May 17, 2017 17:50
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My network engineer is an Indian immigrant, he used to use "do the needful" until I convinced him that was an American euphemism for masturbation.
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May 17, 2017 18:08
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Anyone know any Bulgarian equivalents I should be on the look out for? $newjob has a Bulgarian office, and relaxed culture about having fun with each other.
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May 17, 2017 18:35
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Filthy Lucre posted:My network engineer is an Indian immigrant, he used to use "do the needful" until I convinced him that was an American euphemism for masturbation. 
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May 17, 2017 19:09
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Filthy Lucre posted:My network engineer is an Indian immigrant, he used to use "do the needful" until I convinced him that was an American euphemism for masturbation. 
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May 17, 2017 19:37
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Filthy Lucre posted:My network engineer is an Indian immigrant, he used to use "do the needful" until I convinced him that was an American euphemism for masturbation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbk4Bvic5jA
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May 17, 2017 20:31
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May 17, 2017 21:19
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A low disk space warning came in. On our network storage. Impossible. 36GB free  Check files. 1.2TB being used by a faculty member to house illegally downloaded movies. Say hello to your new storage quotas, assholes.
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May 17, 2017 22:45
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And to a new faculty member, hopefully.
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May 17, 2017 22:48
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larchesdanrew posted:A low disk space warning came in. Call a meeting, publicly shame them, then introduce your new storage quotas. Also block Google Docs / Drive and blame child porn rings and viruses.
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May 17, 2017 22:52
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larchesdanrew posted:A low disk space warning came in. Via your pipe, of their own? Because I'll bet they weren't VPN'ing their  ...
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May 17, 2017 23:23
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No no, you need to fit in to the environment. Be super passive about it. Delete the files without saying anything and give very non-answers when people ask if you know what happened. Keep deleting them when they pop back up until it stops. Eventually when the ticket comes in asking how to download the illegal movies, forward it to the school head.
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May 18, 2017 00:04
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Just leave a text file named "No"
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May 18, 2017 00:10
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Reshoot every film with yourself playing all the roles and replace the downloads with your new versions.
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May 18, 2017 00:12
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Replace them all with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfcH5S95KQA
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May 18, 2017 00:14
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 After being miserable for a while at my previous incompetent company who refused to hire any technical people and kept exponentially releasing broken products (making my job of running support impossible) I started looking around on Seek and interviewed for a support position elsewhere; halfway through the interview they offered me a more senior position in software and implementations consultancy at twice my previous pay with a heap of benefits and I snapped it up  Also they asked me if it was ok to start one week later than my normal notice period for my old job so I could start with 4 nights away at a resort for their yearly conference. I said yes, strangely. And now I'm in the office and the people are competent and friendly and I am in a company that actually seems to understand the concepts of "don't release broken products", "actually have qualified people to support them", "be realistic that people don't work 36 hours straight normally". I'm just so happy plus they have free food and soft drinks here so idk that's pretty nice, and they let us wear smart casual clothes which is awesome. My old work lost their poo poo when I resigned, especially when they found out my contract said I only had to give 2 weeks notice rather than the 4 they thought I did. I also found out they're not replacing me so idk the support team is going to have literally zero people with IT skills now right when they launch their new major product (which lol had at my last count 1100 known bugs in JIRA).
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May 18, 2017 07:38
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Thanks Ants posted:Reshoot every film with yourself playing all the roles and replace the downloads with your new versions. You know, doing a kinda "Be Kind Rewind" thing and just drop that in there would be amazing. But you just know the guy would just remove it or something and not appreciate it.
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May 18, 2017 08:19
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SEKCobra posted:You know, doing a kinda "Be Kind Rewind" thing and just drop that in there would be amazing. But you just know the guy would just remove it or something and not appreciate it. Yeah, you'll get maybe ten seconds tops of the guy viewing it. I'd go with just filming yourself jumping out from behind a doorway and yelling "MOVIES ARE GONE!"
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May 18, 2017 08:35
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Replace the films with a single goatse image in the folder. Also save a copy of any good films for yourself first, I guess.
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May 18, 2017 08:53
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larchesdanrew posted:A low disk space warning came in. Due to %Faculty member%'s actions, we are instituting a quota for all network storage. Also due to %faculty member%'s actions, we will have mandatory training on cyber security and illegal file downloading. I will also be speaking to the district's legal team to limit any potential liability the school might have due to %faculty member%'s actions. Also, %faculty member%'s taste in films, while not technically illegal in this state, are generally poor.
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"I don't understand, why aren't we protected against these 0day threats already? Why do we need an emergency change??"
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May 18, 2017 14:21
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quote:[Ticket #11869] Unable to view pdf for paycheck - Spiceworks It's the payroll lady.
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May 18, 2017 14:50
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Bob Morales posted:It's the payroll lady. It's the payroll lady--clicking on a crypto virus link in outlook
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May 18, 2017 14:59
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iajanus posted:
Get back in your pod, Mister!
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May 18, 2017 15:01
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The Russian hackers have god on their side now??? It's all over for trump!
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May 18, 2017 16:24
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A ticket came in: User's in house IT told the user to contact us, their line of business app vendor.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:User's in house IT told the user to contact us, their line of business app vendor. ... how do some of these people keep their IT jobs?
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May 18, 2017 17:39
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"Hey have you met my son Johnny? He's good with computers and is going to be our CIO now! Can you make sure he gets a Macbook Air and a company car? Thanks!"
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May 18, 2017 17:41
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chin up everything sucks posted:... how do some of these people keep their IT jobs? Some people are just really good at passing the buck.
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Sent to myself, one of our VPs, and the Accounts Payable department:quote:Is this SPAM or is there an issue w/Wordpress pay't?
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A Pinball Wizard posted:A ticket came in: I'm going to assume in house IT got a ticket which was one line '[software] does not work' and told the user they were talking to the wrong person.
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A ticket came in. Hey Windows won't activate on any of those new servers you guys built for us a few weeks ago. Check, determine that KMS is real pissed because none of them went through customization when they were deployed because the guy who deployed them "Didn't realize that mattered I've never done that before. I just set their hostnames/IPs/joined domain manually after cloning from template." They've been in use for a couple weeks so I can't just blow them away and have them redone without people getting mad. I'm thinking best option at this point is just telling retard to use the MAK key and making a note that we have 32 servers not using KMS because of stupid, and then telling him to migrate them all over time as maintenance windows permit. Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 01:13 on May 19, 2017 |
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I don't understand. I've gone into KMS and sent servers setup with MAK a KMS key and activated it to KMS and it worked fine.
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GreenNight posted:I don't understand. I've gone into KMS and sent servers setup with MAK a KMS key and activated it to KMS and it worked fine. If they all have the same CMID because they didn't go through generalization.
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Oh they didn't sysprep. They cloned from template not deployed from template. Nice.
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