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Shadow0 posted:"But why would Republicans do something detrimental to their own self-interests?" ask people ITT unfamiliar with Republicans. yes true. the naivete of a foreigner haha
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lol https://twitter.com/yahooleaks/stat...r%3D391%23pti20 Jose fucked around with this message at 10:34 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 19, 2017 10:30
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reminder this is the guy who is writing the islam speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXTsajrL9iE
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May 19, 2017 10:40
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Trump: "Muslims are [img][/img]  Good?" Edit: hosed the gif Jestery fucked around with this message at 10:56 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 19, 2017 10:50
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I am feeling high energy tonight lads, my spoogesock is ready for the trumbolololols
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May 19, 2017 10:51
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Not sure I like the new abstract peppa pig cartoon
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May 19, 2017 10:54
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it completely owns that the president of the united states is mentally and physically incapable of visiting allies (or "allies") without a) offending them in a dozen ways before even setting foot ON the plane, and b) quite possibly dying from stairs-induced trauma
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May 19, 2017 10:54
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Jestery posted:I am feeling high energy tonight lads, my spoogesock is ready for the trumbolololols Sorry friend but my understanding is that Trump is currently in the air, so the lols are limited to those currently lucky enough to be onboard Air Force One. May we pray that when it lands in Saudi Arabia, the pressurized hilarity sprays far and wide
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May 19, 2017 10:55
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I just realised, what is the media on the landing strip Gunna do, not film him going down stairs?
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Smirr posted:it completely owns that the president of the united states is mentally and physically incapable of visiting allies (or "allies") without a) offending them in a dozen ways before even setting foot ON the plane, and b) quite possibly dying from stairs-induced trauma Whatever, Obama bowed down deep that one time so
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Serak posted:Sorry friend but my understanding is that Trump is currently in the air, so the lols are limited to those currently lucky enough to be onboard Air Force One. Pretty sure that when he lands, he will provide us with some quality lols. He is in a different country, expect a new area of lols!
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May 19, 2017 11:14
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Jestery posted:I just realised, what is the media on the landing strip Gunna do, not film him going down stairs? Photos of him going down stairs aren't where it's at anyway; it's all about seeing that massive rear end going up 'em *licks lips*  
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May 19, 2017 11:17
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Someone please post the source of the Trump stairs story. I NEED this to be true so badly. Seeing a man who is scared of stairs become president is on my bucket list.
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May 19, 2017 11:18
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Soundboz posted:Photos of him going down stairs aren't where it's at anyway; it's all about seeing that massive rear end going up 'em *licks lips* Full motion video of Trump, tired, confused and jetlagged trying to look calm while being scared of the steps is Gunna be great
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May 19, 2017 11:19
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the ugliest, the dumbest, and only by sheer luck NOT the fattest president actually, i want stats - is trump fatter than taft? edit: taft was 320 lbs at his heaviest while president donnie's a tall man, but is he 320?
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May 19, 2017 11:24
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EXT. THE SPANISH STEPS, ROME - DAY LUIGI, ITALY'S TOP DIPLOMAT Alora, Signore Trump, here we are at one of Roma's most beautiful sights-a. Would you care for a, how you say, photo-op? DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES Uhh... CUT TO: EXT. SYRIA - 5 MINUTES LATER US ground troops pour over the Syrian border.
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May 19, 2017 11:25
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Someone please post the source of the Trump stairs story. I NEED this to be true so badly. Seeing a man who is scared of stairs become president is on my bucket list. the rumor started after a nervous trump was spotted asking people the question "do you have stairs in your house"
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May 19, 2017 11:26
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Someone please post the source of the Trump stairs story. I NEED this to be true so badly. Seeing a man who is scared of stairs become president is on my bucket list. he was literally holding theresa may's hand when she was visiting while they were walking downstairs in tandem edit: OKAY FINE - they were not walking down stairs THEY WERE WALKING DOWN A RAMP quote:So open, indeed, that they held hands outside the White House—an image that quickly went round the world. “I think he was actually being a gentleman,” May says, laughing off this gesture. “We were about to walk down a ramp, and he said it might be a bit awkward.” I AM THE TOILET fucked around with this message at 11:30 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 19, 2017 11:27
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I knew it. It would have been too beautiful to be true. Such a beautiful hmbol can't exist in a cruel world like this  http://www.businessinsider.de/is-donald-trump-is-afraid-of-stairs-steps-2017-1?r=UK&IR=T
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http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/03/theresa-may-on-awkward-trump-hand-hold loving clod doesn't even know how to hold a lady's hand properly Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 11:36 on May 19, 2017 |
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May 19, 2017 11:32
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Personally I think a certain level of caution around stairs is entirely justified, especially if you happen to be a gentleman who would build more momentum than a slimmer man in the event of a fall
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May 19, 2017 11:32
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"I might... I might pee on you a little," stammered trump as he snatched her hand, his hand drenched in sweat and reeking of ham. As they took those first awkward steps, he said "Who knows! You uh, might even pee on me a little! Ha ha!"
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May 19, 2017 11:33
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Flesh Forge posted:http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/03/theresa-may-on-awkward-trump-hand-hold This makes me really uncomfortable.
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May 19, 2017 11:40
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I have definitely been getting a bit of a twilight zone feeling lately, a sort of déjà vu. Which made it super weird when Trump responded to the the Comey firing and there's this old dude sitting next to him and I just went "wait...is that...is that Henry loving KISSINGER?"  This could well be this generation's Watergate. Course this time around it's way funnier.
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nockturne posted:I have definitely been getting a bit of a twilight zone feeling lately, a sort of déjà vu. Which made it super weird when Trump responded to the the Comey firing and there's this old dude sitting next to him and I just went "wait...is that...is that Henry loving KISSINGER?" Post itt every time you lol that nixon is president
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Multilake posted:This makes me really uncomfortable. now that i think about it there's got to be some non-ironic fanfic out there of trump and may being lovers
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May 19, 2017 11:48
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i cant take it anymore.... please land trump... i need.... i need lols...
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Plavski posted:Post itt every time you lol that nixon is president who's gonna be more fun to party with in hell: kissenger or hoover
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May 19, 2017 11:50
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Are goons seriously excited about Trump being impeached? Pence is 10x worse and Ryan is 100x
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do u know jenny posted:Are goons seriously excited about Trump being impeached? Pence is 10x worse and Ryan is 100x neither of those idiots is going to nuke a country on a whim you're absolutely right those two would make the US a shittier place overall but they're not going to smash the wrong coke button recall that trump said an entire naval fleet was closing in on NK and for 12 hours I was like "oh gently caress WW3" and then whoops - 2 scoops was being retarded again neither pence or ryan or any of the other morons are going to do that they're all evil, but they're not dumb enough to kill the planet
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May 19, 2017 11:57
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Here's the itinerary for Donny's big trip abroad. http://time.com/4784027/president-trump-foreign-trip/ Bad, hopefully fake news: "Trump arrives in Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam, on May 20." Previous lol droughts turned out not to be real, let's hope this one is similar
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I AM THE TOILET posted:they're all evil, but they're not dumb enough to kill the planet i mean, the repubs are DEFINITELY killing the planet - slowly i meant kill the planet via nuclear hellfire
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May 19, 2017 11:58
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it seems really improbable to me that Pence does not go down with him so yeah President Paul Ryan is probably where it's going lol
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May 19, 2017 11:58
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where's the evidence that pence is wrapped up in the russia bullshit? i'm not defending him; as far as i know the closest he's gotten to russia is flynn lying to him about not talking to russia
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May 19, 2017 12:00
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May 19, 2017 12:01
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I AM THE TOILET posted:where's the evidence that pence is wrapped up in the russia bullshit? That's all there is. There really isn't much evidence at this point. A lot of he said she said with anonymous sources, memo that hasn't serviced in its entirety, and one closed door meeting between Trump and foreign minister of russia.
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*a knock on my apartment door* *i open it* Ryan: give me all your poo poo Me: wicked; just don't loving nuke north korea or iran or anyone, really *i hand him my wallet* Jose posted:he was in charge of the transition which means he knew flynn was compromised when hiring him yeah, that'll do it
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So if Pence also gets impeached, who is Ryan's VP? Betsy DeVos? lol
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