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i'm into fashion
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I cast HOPING SYNX, serenading her on stage with a michael buble hit and hoping i dont gently caress up the lip synch, revealing i'm only in this for the sex (buble fans will know this is a little jab at his career history)
lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 00:27 on May 13, 2017
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May 13, 2017 00:18
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May 13, 2024 09:08
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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I cast HOPING SYNX, serenading her on stage with a michael buble hit and hoping i dont gently caress up the lip synch, revealing i'm only in this for the sex (buble fans will know this is a little jab at his career history)
I outdo your steamy little charade with some PHOXY SING'N'.
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May 13, 2017 00:29
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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I outdo your steamy little charade with some PHOXY SING'N'.
Nice! Your josh groban rear end is gonna get stomped by the gynolady
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May 13, 2017 01:18
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I groan as my ex walks in. Ugh, matters are still so complicated. Fortunately, I am an ANAGRAMANCER, and am well prepared to deal with this. I cast: "X? Syphoning, G!" My friend, Gus, sneaks off to the parking lot. My buddy steals all the gas out of her car, as mine is empty, so we don't have to worry about her trying to run us over or anything. Up to you guys to finish this fight, though.
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May 13, 2017 04:00
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- titties
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They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
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I cast SPIN HOG YXN, where to impress a chick I do the helicopter dick and then upload the resulting video to the YXN communication cloud storage to be preserved for all time as a testament to my defeat of the Gynosphinx
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May 13, 2017 05:48
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My tongue chants the forbidden runes X 'N Y GIN SHOP to summon forth a Co-ed Liquor Store. We'll get this Sphinxy lady sloshed and who knows where the night will take us
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May 13, 2017 22:17
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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My tongue chants the forbidden runes X 'N Y GIN SHOP to summon forth a Co-ed Liquor Store. We'll get this Sphinxy lady sloshed and who knows where the night will take us
YeeEAAhh
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May 13, 2017 22:19
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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I groan as my ex walks in. Ugh, matters are still so complicated. Fortunately, I am an ANAGRAMANCER, and am well prepared to deal with this. I cast: "X? Syphoning, G!" My friend, Gus, sneaks off to the parking lot. My buddy steals all the gas out of her car, as mine is empty, so we don't have to worry about her trying to run us over or anything. Up to you guys to finish this fight, though.
you used an extra G
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May 14, 2017 01:26
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Y HI, SPONX GON, I inform the gynosphinx as her favorite offbrand shapewear go out of stock.
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May 14, 2017 02:01
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- lmbo calrissian
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Y HI, SPONX GON, I inform the gynosphinx as her favorite offbrand shapewear go out of stock.
SPONX GON?
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May 14, 2017 02:11
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I summon a HNG ONIX SPY. I'm no Pokémon expert but I don't think he's very stealthy. I'm sure he can make up for it by seducing the sphinx with his generous endowment.
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May 14, 2017 03:15
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I cast my XS PHONYING cantrip to use a series of tiny lies to convince Ms. Sphinx that I am not worth her time
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May 14, 2017 03:41
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it's a good thing spells are super slow.
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May 16, 2017 17:58
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ANAGRAMANCER? More like A NARC MANAGER, at best
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May 19, 2017 00:01
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THEY MIGHT BE? Nope, BETT HIM GEYH
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 19, 2017 01:27
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MIGHTY BET? EH / THY BIG THEME / BEGET MYTH. HI!
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May 19, 2017 01:39
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I've ran off crudely drawn black and white beholders. I've lopped the head off a medieval cockatrice illustration, and left it bleeding into the dirt. I was not prepared for a foe this well painted, but after meditating, I have my spells memorized and ready.
It's time to take care of the GYNOSPHINX.
I cast SYPHONING X, cursing her with a lazy former spouse who starts collecting alimony from her.
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May 19, 2017 15:32
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The impoverishing rays of the phantom x weaken the beast slightly, but I can sense they are also drawing her ire. As an ANAGRAMANCER my illusions are only as strong as my words, so I make the aggressor a bit more charming with some hot soup and tunes.
I cast PHO N SING, charming the monster with sultry karaoke and Vietnamese noodles.
ANAGRAMANCER? More like A NARC MANAGER, at best
Thinking quickly I add a final X, to confirm it as the source of nourishment and entertainment. Thankfully, I'm A great NARC MANAGER.
The monsters heart and belly are warmed.
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May 19, 2017 15:39
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OK "a/s/liquor" is good
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May 19, 2017 16:20
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I loved this thread.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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May 19, 2017 17:32
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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May 19, 2017 19:00
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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as is the thread at large
thanks 4 the laughs They Might Be
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May 19, 2017 22:40
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May 20, 2017 13:32
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May 13, 2024 09:08
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sorry jett I didn't realize you already did syphoning and better than me I was rushing
it's all good, I got two out of three killshots
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