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ZeroCount posted:I don't think Mole Man's whacking stick has ever actually failed even once, from security guards to Spiderman to the Thing. At this point it has a better record than Ronan's universal weapon. I love how consistent it is. He only ever aims for the shins, and it always works. The secrets of underground martial arts have bestowed upon him knowledge of the one weakpoint of every humanoid creature: the shins.
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mind the walrus posted:Moonshot hope that Mole Man has a tunnel to K'un-Lun where he learned his stick-whacking, turning into an Iron Fist crossover. I'm surprised you know about K'un-Lun but don't know that Moleman created his own special secret martial arts technique! wikipedia of all places posted:Has developed a fighting style resembling the Japanese martial art of bōjutsu https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_Man
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I was wondering what Mole Man's superpower was but there it is. Blunt objects are the ultimate weapon in NSM universe.
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jyrque posted:I was wondering what Mole Man's superpower was but there it is. Blunt objects are the ultimate weapon in NSM universe. He should tie a brick to the end of his stick. That'd be it for Spider-Man.
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Unkempt posted:He should tie a brick to the end of his stick. That'd be it for Spider-Man. Mole Man might be a villain but he's not a monstrous destroyer of worlds. 
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jyrque posted:Blunt objects are the ultimate weapon in NSM universe. Why do you think the Kree universal weapons are hammers, rather than swords or guns?
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Unkempt posted:He should tie a brick to the end of his stick. 
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May 19, 2017 15:47
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I always believed the Ultimate Nullifier contained the browsing history of Galactus.
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It nullifies the G on Galactus's chest, making it a C. Cuck-lactus.
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Push El Burrito posted:I always believed the Ultimate Nullifier contained the browsing history of Galactus. I imagine him being a big ol' peeping tom, peering through the sky at different worlds like a globe-sized King Kong looking through a window when he's on the side of a building. "Hey, is that someone behind the moon?" "Oh my god, I haven't told you. There's this creep in a purple Pope hat or something stalking me. I've called the cops but they say they can't do anything." "Typical."
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Lurdiak posted:Speaking of the ultimate nullifier... I really need to know what happens in the immediate following page.
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freshlybaked posted:I really need to know what happens in the immediate following page. galactus is ultimately nullified
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freshlybaked posted:I really need to know what happens in the immediate following page. Go nuts.
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Now someone post the panels from Future Foundation where Scott Lang and co. Hold Uatu and his girlfriend hostage with what is definitely the Ultimate Nulifier and not a bent coat hanger, so that they can hide out at his moon palace.
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Lobok posted:I imagine him being a big ol' peeping tom, peering through the sky at different worlds like a globe-sized King Kong looking through a window when he's on the side of a building. You just described The Watcher. Maybe that's why Uatu told Reed about the Nullifier. Galactus was edging onto his turf.
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I know about The Watcher(s) but he can watch from wherever. Omniscience or Rear Window-style spying isn't much of a sight gag.
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Lobok posted:I know about The Watcher(s) but he can watch from wherever. Omniscience or Rear Window-style spying isn't much of a sight gag.  He still has to pop in every once in a while to drop burns on people.
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freshlybaked posted:I really need to know what happens in the immediate following page. Pete points out that it's the Ultimate NULLIFIER. Not the ultimate destroyer or anything of the sort so it would more or less nullify everyone's powers and put everyone on an even playing field. They then resolve the conflict by challenging Galactus to a baseball game.
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freshlybaked posted:I really need to know what happens in the immediate following page. I went looking and the cover of that issue is fantastic: 
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I like how the first panel has all the emotional output of a casual elevator chat, yet they're talking about kidnapping women.
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Kidnapping happens all the time in comics, no sense letting yourself stew over it v v
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I can totally see Mole Man just giving Peter a big handshake. "Come on, what's a little kidnapping between family, new son-in-law?"
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Kidnapping happens all the time in comics, no sense letting yourself stew over it v
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Yay! Jesus, Maureen, do some research 
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The audience is laughing at the movie I'm here to promote, good!
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For once, Spider-Sense is warning him of imminent danger!
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A sequel released in theatres when the first film was only home release. That is loving comedy gold.
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So it's a morning show, but with the set layout of a late night show
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Zeeman posted:So it's a morning show, but with the set layout of a late night show Maureen has a late night show that lasts so long it transitions to a morning show. She sleeps during the day and has a drug problem
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Zeeman posted:So it's a morning show, but with the set layout of a late night show There is no difference between morning shows and late night shows in the Newspaper Spiderverse. It's one of the many little consequences of how time flows in that world.
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Cat Mattress posted:There is no difference between morning shows and late night shows in the Newspaper Spiderverse. It's one of the many little consequences of how time flows in that world.
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SilverSupernova posted:Morning is simply later night. While this is technically true it still feels wrong somehow.
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EorayMel posted:That doesn't look like a laughing audience then maybe maureen should tell a joke instead of just repeating what mj just said in a surprised tone
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